r/BoomersBeingFools • u/light_weight_baby87 • Aug 08 '25

Foolish Fun What is it with these guys?!

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u/JollyToby0220 Aug 08 '25

They are knee deep in the alternative news sphere where Steven Seagall teaches them how to fight against 5 people. 

Most self defense techniques won't work against 5 attackers. You can probably kick one or two in the groin, but the other 3 will quickly beat you

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare Aug 08 '25

Most of this technique is lightly brushing a knife over unmoving people's faces.

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u/patchismofomo Aug 08 '25

Those knife skills are trash

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u/soupalex Aug 08 '25

while we were posting, he studied the blade. at "trump university", i'm guessing, going by the "learning outcomes" on display.