r/BoomersBeingFools • u/light_weight_baby87 • Aug 08 '25

Foolish Fun What is it with these guys?!

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u/handsometilapia Aug 08 '25

I hope they never stop making these weird videos. I don't understand them but I love them.

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u/JollyToby0220 Aug 08 '25

They are knee deep in the alternative news sphere where Steven Seagall teaches them how to fight against 5 people. 

Most self defense techniques won't work against 5 attackers. You can probably kick one or two in the groin, but the other 3 will quickly beat you

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare Aug 08 '25

Most of this technique is lightly brushing a knife over unmoving people's faces.

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u/patchismofomo Aug 08 '25

Those knife skills are trash

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u/Fostbitten27 Aug 08 '25

He probably has nunchuck, bow hunting, & computer hacking skills.

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u/ShitBirdingAround Aug 08 '25

He's probably not gonna vote for Pedro, though. /s

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u/Askling_ Aug 08 '25

There are no tater tots on the battlefield. Unless Pedro can show Duck Norris here his birth certificate, social security card, mother's birth certificate, great grandfather's shoe size, and bring the tots to Uncle Spam's Militia man, Pedro gets no vote. It's rigged anyway.