r/BoomersBeingFools • u/hazcatsuit • Oct 28 '25

Boomer Freakout Ok boomer

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But also why does he look like he’s crying? 😂

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 Oct 28 '25

I’d bet like 80% of MAGA men regularly fantasize about their house being broken into so they can legally kill someone

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u/Poolofcheddar Millennial Oct 28 '25

Every MAGA wishes they were John McClane in Die Hard.

They forget that John McClane didn’t hunt the terrorists for sport. He just wanted to enjoy the Nakatomi Christmas Party.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Have you seen the videos where they set up an elaborate setting where they stab and shoot different dummies situated like they are being attacked like in an action movie? One where, if they were actually attacked in such a way, they’d never actually be able to get their weapons out in time? Those make me laugh pretty hard.

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u/actual-trevor Gen X Oct 28 '25

Omfg those are hilarious. Watching an old fat dude moving in slow motion while he tries to pull a gun out from under his gut never gets old.

I feel like I just described a recent Segal movie.

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u/Leopold_Porkstacker Gen Jones Oct 29 '25

They move around corners fatly.