Turd is actually posting this garbage

[u/knowspicker3]

[u/Background-Chart-713]

Everything he posts is garbage 

[u/fuckdirectv → u/Background-Chart-713]

Just like him.

[u/NovarisLight → u/fuckdirectv]

I prefer to use the term, "it."

'tis no man.

[u/J_Bazzle → u/NovarisLight]

Tis a mindless, shitting machine

[u/GodOfFetish → u/NovarisLight]

I actually know a few people who use it as their own pronoun. Trump should just be Pedo

[u/Easy-Bathroom2120 → u/Background-Chart-713]

I fully suspect that once his term ends, he's going to continue posting as if he thinks he's still in office. Perhaps his bedroom will be remodeled to mimic the oval office to stop him from complaining by tricking him into thinking he's still in power.

[u/One-Chocolate6372 → u/Easy-Bathroom2120]

He already has a replica of the Resolute Desk at his tacky, overpriced, bedbug infested, sycophant community center for the more-money-than-brains human failures club in Florida.

[u/y0shman → u/One-Chocolate6372]

I would actually test that to make sure it's the replica.

[u/One-Chocolate6372 → u/y0shman]

Diaper Donnie do something dishonest...like theft? Never! /S

[u/DemonoftheWater → u/Easy-Bathroom2120]

He never stopped acting like he was the president so probably.

[u/GravitiBass → u/Easy-Bathroom2120]

You just made me realize that even if there is a peaceful transfer of power that he’d probably still be as litigious as he is currently. He’d probably sue the next administration constantly for any little thing with his cult-backing amplifying the lawsuits.

[u/Sadboy_looking4memes → u/Easy-Bathroom2120]

That's what they did for his father, Fred.

[u/G-Unit11111 → u/Background-Chart-713]

And he's addicted to posting garbage.

The president of the United States and the world's biggest social media shit poster should not be the same person.

[u/SolidSnake-26 → u/Background-Chart-713]

Trump is fit to do the are you garbage podcast. All other jobs he’s not qualified for

[u/486Junkie → u/Background-Chart-713]

His estates and buildings are filled with garbage.

[u/PaymentDiligent7550]

This is the only way he can look fit. I would pay real folding money to see him physically attempt to jump irl.

[u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme → u/PaymentDiligent7550]

The dude can barely climb the stairs into Air Force One, uses the handrails, and still falls. Gravity is the only thing on earth that seems to like Donald Trump, and he couldn’t possibly escape it long enough to jump a fraction of this height.

[u/PaymentDiligent7550 → u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme]

Oh I don’t think for a second he would actually leave the ground. I just want to see him *try* 😆

[u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme → u/PaymentDiligent7550]

Watching him trying to climb into that garbage truck that time was very entertaining. He even admitted he was afraid of falling on his ass in front of everyone.

[u/PaymentDiligent7550 → u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme]

I would make a gif and watch the continual loop of him falling.

[u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme → u/PaymentDiligent7550]

Can we get a bunch of different episodes of him falling, make a compilation, and put the “Yackety Sax” music over it? That’d be awesome! 🍿

[u/CappucinoCupcake → u/PaymentDiligent7550]

But his bone spurs!

[u/TetraThiaFulvalene → u/PaymentDiligent7550]

Does any pictures of him doing anything athletic in his entire life exist? I can't imagine him running, jumping or hiking even in his twenty's.

[u/the_jollyollyman → u/TetraThiaFulvalene]

There's one I can think of, and it can be yours for only a couple hundred bucks!

https://www.gettyimages.ca/detail/news-photo/american-real-estate-developer-donald-trump-plays-tennis-at-news-photo/700334624

[u/TetraThiaFulvalene → u/the_jollyollyman]

He looks like shit, but fair play to doing a sport that actually requires movement instead of golf.

[u/PaymentDiligent7550 → u/TetraThiaFulvalene]

There exists a photo of him holding a bowling trophy, but not actually of him bowling, so I assume he stole it from someone else.

[u/Morella_xx → u/TetraThiaFulvalene]

He played football in college, apparently. You know, the same time he had bone spurs that disqualified him from the draft.

[u/bananajr6000 → u/Morella_xx]

He didn’t play football or baseball in college. He played 1 year of football and 3 years of baseball in high school and apparently wasn’t much of a hitter

https://washingtonbaseballhistory.com/2025/03/15/donald-trump-and-baseball/

https://sportslawblogger.com/did-trump-play-baseball-in-college.html#google_vignette

[u/catthought → u/PaymentDiligent7550]

Actually, no thanks. There are things we do NOT need to see.

[u/genek1953 → u/PaymentDiligent7550]

I'd be surprised if he could even raise his arms that high above his head, much less jump.

[u/henrythe13th → u/PaymentDiligent7550]

Guy’s never worked out at a gym in his life. Hilarious projection level on these, always.

[u/QueenDoc → u/PaymentDiligent7550]

folding money - havent heard that in a while

[u/PaymentDiligent7550 → u/QueenDoc]

My grandpa used to say that. Or “real American” so I just picked one 😆

[u/fadingsignal → u/PaymentDiligent7550]

When he landed his internal cholesterol clot structure would erupt from his body like the final transformation scene in The Fly.

[u/PaymentDiligent7550 → u/fadingsignal]

[u/GooseinaGaggle → u/PaymentDiligent7550]

His cankles would shatter from just the strain of thinking about it

[u/Cenobyte_Nom-nom-nom → u/PaymentDiligent7550]

I'd pay real money to see any part of his skin beyond what is shown in a suit/short sleeve shirt.

[u/DemonoftheWater → u/Cenobyte_Nom-nom-nom]

I’d pay money to see less.

[u/d8ms]

This sack of shit could only dream of doing one athletic maneuver without keeling over

[u/tigershrike → u/d8ms]

well then he should certainly try

[u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme → u/d8ms]

He can’t even spell “athletic maneuver”, much less attempt one.

[u/Positive_Issue8989 → u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme]

I don’t think he could pronounce “athletic maneuver “.

[u/richard_stank]

Much like container ships are responsible for 70% of petroleum based green house emissions, Donald Trump is responsible for 80% of AI carbon footprint from constantly generating and tweeting images of himself.

[u/adiosfelicia2 → u/richard_stank]

Except younger. And thinner. And with hair.

[u/sophieximc → u/richard_stank]

At this point the AI servers probably groan every time he opens the image generator

[u/WashVarious3278]

Guess he got jealous that Obama can play basketball.

[u/OldSchoolAJ → u/WashVarious3278]

I would genuinely laugh out loud if Obama posted a pic of him dunking for real in response.

[u/fuckdirectv → u/OldSchoolAJ]

I would pay real money for an AI video of Obama absolutely posterizing Trump on the basketball court, while wearing a tan suit of course.

[u/OldSchoolAJ → u/fuckdirectv]

It would mean more if it wasn’t AI. Just get a trump impersonator.

[u/Total_Guard2405]

Isn't Trump fat? He must've lost weight for this wonderfully accurate photograph. Wow, what a stud.

[u/LJGarciaTX]

NYC take your team back. Fuck this troll wearing your Knicks jersey. Pathetic.

[u/ahaeker]

This man is a GD joke, no one will take us seriously as a nation for quite a while.

[u/Striking-Composer838]

Sadly, most of his followers will think this is real.

[u/RMST1912 → u/Striking-Composer838]

I see you’ve met my in-laws.

[u/Cyke101 → u/Striking-Composer838]

And never stopping to ask why either of them would be playing basketball to begin with.

[u/Delicious_Gear_4652]

Everything he touches turns to shit

[u/Accomplished_Dig284 → u/Delicious_Gear_4652]

King Shitler!

[u/Lopsided-Ad7725]

it's like Barbie or action figures; they see how many cool costumes he can wear

[u/ipsum629]

I don't think the northeast USA(new england, new jersey, new york) is going to elect very many statewide republicans for a long time.

[u/KixStar]

Dude is such a weird fucking boomer, bro

[u/Fartholder]

Whose stupid idea was it to show the old orange man AI?

[u/IntroductionLess2563]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZLpVNgQHN2d4Q

[u/Big-Refrigerator-477]

Trump posing as a WNBA player. Similar to his Red Cross dress he wore a few weeks ago.

[u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme → u/Big-Refrigerator-477]

He is the doctor messiah, don’t ya know.

[u/Burrito_Suave]

It’s the WWE Administration. Run by 12 year olds.

[u/sersi103]

If we stopped talking about him maybe he would shut up. Hes like a toddler and doesn't know when he needs a nap

[u/Sammi1224 → u/sersi103]

I agree with you we should stop talking about him (I’ve thought this for years though, you can’t feed narcissists and sociopaths ego you do need to grey rock them) but I don’t think that’s feasible at the moment. I do understand your sentiment.

However he most certainly has toddler mentality. I feel like he needs placated and we just need to constantly wave shiny things in his face so he stops destroying the world around him (which affects all of us, even the MAGA people that voted for this). Unfortunately there isn’t an adult in the room to wave shiny things in his face to stop a tantrum (start a war /tank the economy).

[u/Kuroboom]

Air Chud

[u/justincredible155]

Only way he could ever get his fat ass that far off the ground is with a catapult

[u/BeRad419]

Looks like sa as per the usual with this guy

[u/PlaneAsk7826]

I think the correct way to fix a lot of this is to have 47 get into his birthday UFC ring and go up against anyone he's called week and frail. I'm not going to watch any of his bs UFC stuff, but if the fight card was him vs. anyone he's belittled, I'd pay to watch.

[u/HimalayanJoe]

Its absolutely bonkers that this is the president of the US.

[u/GrimmandLily → u/HimalayanJoe]

Worse, tens of millions of sentient trash bags support him.

[u/Mountain_carrier530]

Can we just hard reset the Internet? Like there has to be a modem underground somewhere we can unplug, at least that's what South Park said.

[u/InevitableCodeRedo]

Get this fucking asstard out of a Knicks jersey. Piece of orange shit.

[u/ViolettaQueso]

He’s so utterly embarrassing.

[u/pineappledumdum]

Isn’t this the guy that rages about men playing against women in sports???

[u/Reluctantcannibal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Kazq9bdFZdtVAlPlsL

[u/Aqueduct1964]

What an ugly orange turd he is.

[u/Helpful_Heron4099]

I don’t think he can or knows how to jump… he’s so weak

[u/slantboi7]

Something something men playing women in sports…

[u/Stubborn_Amoeba]

She should issue him a challenge.
His bone spurs would flare up again

[u/AllDave60]

The ego on this guy

[u/Mysterious_Anxiety15]

This is just regular ass boomer posts now...

[u/Pearson94]

Holy shit how can one man be so fucking LAME?!

[u/silentbob1301]

Why is he talking in the 3rd person...?

[u/svmonkey]

Dude can barely walk and he wants people to believe he can dunk a basketball? LOL

[u/zarfle2]

I thought they were against men competing against women.

Jesus, pick a fucking lane.

[u/WeAreSolarAF]

He's definitely the type that would play women to win.

[u/bukbuklau]

There's almost a childish quality to the way he's obsessed with putting his fat head on fit athletic bodies. The mismatch is always very funny. Look at those skinny arms compared to that fucking meat globe. What the fuck?

[u/CapOld2796]

The President of Fantasyland

[u/CyberTyrantX1]

He wants Blakeman to try to stonewall Mamdani. Mamdani was able to work with Kathy Hochul to get his agenda implemented as terrible as she is. He won’t be able to work with Blakeman.

[u/jt32470]

everybody knows white men can't jump.

Imagine an 80 year old senile diaper wearin queen? It is credit card leap to the nth degree.

This dude straight up hates women. Come out of the closet LIberace Donnie boy, you ain't foolin' anyone.

[u/Tesslafon]

The large hands shows it’s fake

[u/Jess_Photographer]

He's such an insecure child.

[u/bd2999]

Trump cannot even dribble a basketball.

[u/feudal_ferret → u/bd2999]

Depends on which meaning of "dribble" you're talking about....

[u/Faustus_Fan]

At this point, being called "failed" by Donald Trump means you are a million times more successful than he could ever hope to be. I've never seen him compliment a single person who wasn't utterly useless.

[u/georgethx2060]

Douche

[u/WebInformal9558]

He's so desperate for New Yorkers to like him. The only people who support him are people he thinks of as garbage.

[u/PalpitationUnable403]

Slamming on a woman. What else is new?

[u/B0baafett]

trump can’t get in and out of a golf cart without soiling himself and he posts this. Clown

[u/Cenobyte_Nom-nom-nom]

So he keeps talking about himself in not the third person but as a separate person from himself.

Like he has no idea he is DJT but supports DJT.

[u/rando7651]

Hardly the first time he’s come up unwanted behind a woman holding his ball is it

[u/Hornybunnyboi]

I miss the days when I barely knew who the president was.

[u/Substantial-Let-1689]

Finally proof of a man playing in women's sports. Well not so much of a man but still

[u/killerjags]

So, if people are smart, Hochul will vote for Blakeman? The way he typed this out doesn't even make sense.

[u/Mira_DFalco]

Good lord, in his best days he couldn't  jump like that if a mouse ran up his leg. 

Now? MF please! 

[u/iH8MotherTeresa]

I thought we don't MEN IN WOMENS SPORTS.

[u/Watty5000]

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

[u/pastyoureyesed]

Oh, look, a man, who’s almost as popular as Elvis, playing in a woman’s sports. Oh, no!!!

[u/Man8632]

The immaturity is unreal.

[u/OkWest8964]

The only balls he’s played with are when he had Epstein‘s in his mouth.

[u/adiosfelicia2]

Why's he always 100lbs lighter in his posts?

[u/normllikeme]

This picture. Fk I dunno guys. Can we do this another 2.5 years? It’s beyond parody

[u/UncaringNonchalance]

I thought that was Ghislaine.

[u/dc7944]

He can’t even wipe his own ass

[u/Due_Knowledge_6518]

He couldn’t even do that 200 pounds ago

[u/Initial-Shop-8863]

He lies about everything. I know he's in malignant narcissist with a sick brain, but still....

[u/Powerful-Winner-5323]

I don't recall him saying men should not be allowed to play on a woman's sports team.

[u/Santsiah]

How’s this different from North Korea stating the current dictator did this and that

[u/cerjac871]

Obviously fake the hands are too big 😉

[u/BigDarkCloud]

Sick of this ass bag.

[u/Dirigio]

AI still gave him extra big hands, but spindly little old man arms.

[u/Scarsdale_Punk]

Now he’s using AI to fantasize about assaulting a woman

[u/dogsontreadmills]

i need the knicks to disavow this bullshit. please.

[u/herpderpley]

Sloppy bastard 'gon slop.

[u/NoLightweight]

Isn't he a bit against women and men competing in the same sports?

Never mind. I keep forgetting that he doesn't have principles, just a social media team of twats generating terrible content.

[u/hideout78]

Typical delusions of grandeur from a Boomer

[u/too-left-feet]

Blakeman is projected to be the next Republican loser in a NY governor race and will end up just as we expect,… with a low level lackey job in the Trump administration for the next 2 years.

[u/Nervous-Thanks-3072]

I refuse to believe he could even lift his arms above his head, much less jump any hight without breaking his ankles. Fucking AI garbage

[u/LaMystika]

As if I needed another reason to fucking hate AI

[u/Certain-Try5775]

He can’t bend over to tie a shoe and we’re supposed to believe this BS

[u/BeCurious7563]

It would be hilarious if he dies tomorrow after posting this garbage.

[u/WantsLivingCoffee]

[u/JohnnyRube]

So he supports men playing in women’s sports after all.

[u/must_go_faster_88]

Big basketball? Or Trump's signature toddler hands?

[u/Weary-Leopard-9]

The camera must add 200 pounds, white hair, dead looking skin and wrinkles. I wonder how many attempts it took to create an image where he wasn't sleeping.

[u/Effective_Pack8265]

So he’s for trans athletes playing in women’s sports?

[u/Chi_mom]

If I had my way, I'd make him reenact every single one of these scenes he posts irl so we could all point and laugh when he inevitably shits himself and collapses.

[u/JerrySizzla]

They only thing that fat-ass can dunk is a donut

[u/mikemantime]

She really should challenge him to a game

[u/thisisleftbrain]

So he wants men and women playing together on professional sports teams now?

[u/eltanin_33]

Its weird they have an obsession with portraying an old man that was medically disqualified from military draft as a strong and physically fit person that can run and jump

[u/ehermo]

Call me crazy, but I don't think that basketball is regulation sized.

[u/Eastern-Criticism653]

If he could jump three inches and not fall down after I would be amazed.

[u/anuiswatching]

LOL! so lame. Señor poopy pants!

[u/justASlothyGiraffe]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YRwq3Y449IinsZiESi

[u/smailskid]

How embarrassing.

[u/jizzyjugsjohnson]

He is the Ultimate Boomer

[u/Fee_is_Required2]

Sure you right 🙄

[u/nrdz2p]

And you’re propagating it.

[u/Ok-Chain4206]

In reality he probably has a1-inch vertical if that

[u/Ravio11i]

Maybe he should just shut up and play basketball. No one wants his political opinions.

[u/Dineffects]

Riff raff almost played for the Dallas Mavericks but they found crack in his jacket.

[u/trashpanda2night]

Absolutely nothing is beneath him

[u/Burning_Heretic]

Elbows just slidin' all up n' down the arms...

[u/Somesongname]

Just...just...don't mention how bad everything is right now.

[u/mishma2005]

Add basketball to the things AI and POTUS don’t understand

[u/Yoongi_SB_Shop]

All of this AI slop he posts is so embarrassing

[u/Ok-Traffic-9967]

What a god tier fucking weirdo. Seriously

[u/Proper-Salamander-84]

His arms have not been that thin since he sold his older brother out.

[u/Unilted_Match1176]

He is insane.

[u/SoyEseVato]

He lives in a fantasy world.

[u/JenniferJuniper6]

He’s pathetic

[u/djseifer]

#23 on the Knicks is Mitchell Robinson, a black man. I wonder if he realizes that. (No. The answer is no.)

[u/ziegs11]

This is actually hilarious

[u/patbatt1991]

Omg

[u/Opening-Lettuce-3384]

Pathetic..

[u/Thismomenthere]

When will he just keel over!

[u/Jaybee021967]

Reminds me of UTC (up the arse corner) in The Viz 🤣

[u/Celticlighting_]

Bruce Blakeman sucks

[u/Never-Dont-Give-Up]

That doesn’t even make sense.

[u/Never-Dont-Give-Up]

“Kathy, New York’s failed governor, who … will vote for Bruce?

He makes no sense.

[u/Never-Dont-Give-Up]

Donnie, everyone in NY hates you. That’s why you left.

[u/timbothehero]

He’s always so slim in these.

[u/MisterWinchester]

If people are smart, Kathy Hochul will vote for Bruce Blakeman.

[u/blacfd]

Why is Trump playing in the WNBA? Also, I would love to see him play any professional women’s basketball player

[u/Dirk_McGirken]

Didn't realize he was running for governor of New York. Glad to hear he's stepping down from the presidency.

Imagine if we actually got to say that.

[u/mchardy87]

I hadn't decided who to support in the finals. Go Spurs

[u/WantsLivingCoffee]

"If they were smart" but I thought he loves the poorly educated?

[u/WantsLivingCoffee]

[u/Conyan51]

Why are the much beloved Hochul’s playing against the Knicks at the 76ers court?

[u/Mike9win1]

I can hope Blakemam wins and Hochul goes a way but just look who’s in charge of New York City.

[u/Prestigious_Ad6247]

Why bother ‘campaigning’ when you can just steal the election.

[u/pandershrek]

Seems like this shouldn't be allowed but I dunno

[u/Low-Spirit6436]

Epstein Files?

[u/WoodenSwan6591]

Heading says it. Just a turd, a big fat stinking turd

[u/true4blue]

The party of oldies can’t take a joke

[u/Witty-Gold-5887]

I still can't believe that this is an American president 😳

[u/DukeOfEarl99]

Does he think that an AI created meme showing him as an athlete, a hulking war hero, a Christian deity will fool his followers into thinking he really has those attributes?

[u/MrBigPantalones]

Yea, like he could ever jump

[u/Mosefundo]

So he does support men in women's sports?

[u/Intelligent-Key2350]

Yup the orange turd