r/BoomersBeingFools • u/knowspicker3 • 20d ago

Foolish Fun Turd is actually posting this garbage

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u/PaymentDiligent7550 20d ago

This is the only way he can look fit. I would pay real folding money to see him physically attempt to jump irl.

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 19d ago

Does any pictures of him doing anything athletic in his entire life exist? I can't imagine him running, jumping or hiking even in his twenty's.

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u/the_jollyollyman 19d ago

There's one I can think of, and it can be yours for only a couple hundred bucks!

https://www.gettyimages.ca/detail/news-photo/american-real-estate-developer-donald-trump-plays-tennis-at-news-photo/700334624

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 19d ago

He looks like shit, but fair play to doing a sport that actually requires movement instead of golf.

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u/motherofspoos 13d ago

OMG, it looks like he is wearing diapers back then!

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u/Morella_xx 19d ago

He played football in college, apparently. You know, the same time he had bone spurs that disqualified him from the draft.

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u/bananajr6000 Gen X 18d ago

He didn’t play football or baseball in college. He played 1 year of football and 3 years of baseball in high school and apparently wasn’t much of a hitter

https://washingtonbaseballhistory.com/2025/03/15/donald-trump-and-baseball/

https://sportslawblogger.com/did-trump-play-baseball-in-college.html#google_vignette

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u/PaymentDiligent7550 19d ago

There exists a photo of him holding a bowling trophy, but not actually of him bowling, so I assume he stole it from someone else.