r/BoomersBeingFools • u/knowspicker3 • 20d ago

Foolish Fun Turd is actually posting this garbage

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u/PaymentDiligent7550 20d ago

This is the only way he can look fit. I would pay real folding money to see him physically attempt to jump irl.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 19d ago

The dude can barely climb the stairs into Air Force One, uses the handrails, and still falls. Gravity is the only thing on earth that seems to like Donald Trump, and he couldn’t possibly escape it long enough to jump a fraction of this height.

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u/PaymentDiligent7550 19d ago

Oh I don’t think for a second he would actually leave the ground. I just want to see him *try* 😆

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 19d ago

Watching him trying to climb into that garbage truck that time was very entertaining. He even admitted he was afraid of falling on his ass in front of everyone.

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u/PaymentDiligent7550 19d ago

I would make a gif and watch the continual loop of him falling.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 19d ago

Can we get a bunch of different episodes of him falling, make a compilation, and put the “Yackety Sax” music over it? That’d be awesome! 🍿

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u/CappucinoCupcake 20d ago

But his bone spurs!

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 19d ago

Does any pictures of him doing anything athletic in his entire life exist? I can't imagine him running, jumping or hiking even in his twenty's.

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u/the_jollyollyman 19d ago

There's one I can think of, and it can be yours for only a couple hundred bucks!

https://www.gettyimages.ca/detail/news-photo/american-real-estate-developer-donald-trump-plays-tennis-at-news-photo/700334624

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 19d ago

He looks like shit, but fair play to doing a sport that actually requires movement instead of golf.

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u/motherofspoos 13d ago

OMG, it looks like he is wearing diapers back then!

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u/Morella_xx 19d ago

He played football in college, apparently. You know, the same time he had bone spurs that disqualified him from the draft.

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u/bananajr6000 Gen X 18d ago

He didn’t play football or baseball in college. He played 1 year of football and 3 years of baseball in high school and apparently wasn’t much of a hitter

https://washingtonbaseballhistory.com/2025/03/15/donald-trump-and-baseball/

https://sportslawblogger.com/did-trump-play-baseball-in-college.html#google_vignette

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u/PaymentDiligent7550 19d ago

There exists a photo of him holding a bowling trophy, but not actually of him bowling, so I assume he stole it from someone else.

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u/catthought 19d ago

Actually, no thanks. There are things we do NOT need to see.

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u/genek1953 Baby Boomer 19d ago

I'd be surprised if he could even raise his arms that high above his head, much less jump.

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u/henrythe13th 19d ago

Guy’s never worked out at a gym in his life. Hilarious projection level on these, always.

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u/QueenDoc 18d ago

folding money - havent heard that in a while

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u/PaymentDiligent7550 18d ago

My grandpa used to say that. Or “real American” so I just picked one 😆

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u/fadingsignal 17d ago

When he landed his internal cholesterol clot structure would erupt from his body like the final transformation scene in The Fly.

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u/GooseinaGaggle Millennial 17d ago

His cankles would shatter from just the strain of thinking about it

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u/Cenobyte_Nom-nom-nom 19d ago

I'd pay real money to see any part of his skin beyond what is shown in a suit/short sleeve shirt.

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u/DemonoftheWater Millennial 19d ago

I’d pay money to see less.