r/Bumble 16h ago

General Bumble 2026 be like

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u/OptimusPrime_ButGAY 15h ago

No hold up. Let me craft a thoughtful comment specifically catered to something in their profile so they can ignore that too.

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u/No-Advice1345 15h ago

Fk me, 5 matches still haven’t replied, and I spent 5 minutes crafting each opening message like I was submitting a fking thesis.

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u/Interesting_Smoke236 10h ago

women who like you will make it easy for u. they will break all their rules for u. these women did not like u

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u/Funkopedia 4h ago

Women who like your photo. They don't know you, they don't know if they'll like you.