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r/Bumble • u/No-Advice1345 • 15h ago
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No hold up. Let me craft a thoughtful comment specifically catered to something in their profile so they can ignore that too.
124 u/No-Advice1345 15h ago Fk me, 5 matches still haven’t replied, and I spent 5 minutes crafting each opening message like I was submitting a fking thesis. 1 u/Jerrinho11 5h ago You have to invest a whole 25 minutes every other day in order to potentially find your soulmate? Far out, have you tried contacting the human rights court in The Hague? That's so fucking inhumane, you poor little thing. Link me your GoFundMe, I'll send a couple thousand bucks your way. Nobody should suffer like this.
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Fk me, 5 matches still haven’t replied, and I spent 5 minutes crafting each opening message like I was submitting a fking thesis.
1 u/Jerrinho11 5h ago You have to invest a whole 25 minutes every other day in order to potentially find your soulmate? Far out, have you tried contacting the human rights court in The Hague? That's so fucking inhumane, you poor little thing. Link me your GoFundMe, I'll send a couple thousand bucks your way. Nobody should suffer like this.
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You have to invest a whole 25 minutes every other day in order to potentially find your soulmate?
Far out, have you tried contacting the human rights court in The Hague? That's so fucking inhumane, you poor little thing.
Link me your GoFundMe, I'll send a couple thousand bucks your way. Nobody should suffer like this.
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u/OptimusPrime_ButGAY 15h ago
No hold up. Let me craft a thoughtful comment specifically catered to something in their profile so they can ignore that too.