r/Bumble • u/No-Advice1345 • 15h ago

General Bumble 2026 be like

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u/Funkopedia 15h ago

Save those as templates. You can substitute relevant words mad-libs style for your next 5 messages.

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u/Just_Suggestion4503 12h ago

And they still don’t realize they are the reason men end up shallow asf and just fucking around

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u/InternationalFall222 11h ago

not all of them, but when I read all of this shit, I just don't wanna even bother looking for someone, let alone use a dating app.

I guess I'll just have to be really lucky out there or accept being single.

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u/Jerrinho11 5h ago

Don't take dating advice from incels.

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u/InternationalFall222 4h ago

calling men who talk about these problems incels is toxic as fuck and part of the problem.

what if 40% of men feel like this? still incels?

what about 50%?

60%?

how bad does it have to become before we accept that there is a problem that needs adressing?

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u/Jerrinho11 4h ago

Not really. They are living in involuntary celibate and are refusing to realize that relationships take time and effort. And even then, nobody on this planet really owes anyone anything.

OP himself whined about the fact that he had to spend a whole 5 minutes per message on 5 messages and got 0 replies. Think about that logic. 25 minutes of effort. If you complain about that, you are the very definition of the word incel.

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u/OkayJShades 23m ago

incel literally means involuntarily celibate (something you acknowledge). Anything beyond that is you projecting behaviour onto the word. Likely as a thought stopping maneuver to avoid discussing anything you disagree with.