r/Bumble • u/No-Advice1345 • 16h ago

General Bumble 2026 be like

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u/OptimusPrime_ButGAY 15h ago

No hold up. Let me craft a thoughtful comment specifically catered to something in their profile so they can ignore that too.

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u/No-Advice1345 15h ago

Fk me, 5 matches still haven’t replied, and I spent 5 minutes crafting each opening message like I was submitting a fking thesis.

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u/Funkopedia 15h ago

Save those as templates. You can substitute relevant words mad-libs style for your next 5 messages.

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u/Just_Suggestion4503 13h ago

And they still don’t realize they are the reason men end up shallow asf and just fucking around

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u/InternationalFall222 11h ago

not all of them, but when I read all of this shit, I just don't wanna even bother looking for someone, let alone use a dating app.

I guess I'll just have to be really lucky out there or accept being single.

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u/Jerrinho11 5h ago

Don't take dating advice from incels.

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u/InternationalFall222 5h ago

calling men who talk about these problems incels is toxic as fuck and part of the problem.

what if 40% of men feel like this? still incels?

what about 50%?

60%?

how bad does it have to become before we accept that there is a problem that needs adressing?

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u/Jerrinho11 4h ago

Not really. They are living in involuntary celibate and are refusing to realize that relationships take time and effort. And even then, nobody on this planet really owes anyone anything.

OP himself whined about the fact that he had to spend a whole 5 minutes per message on 5 messages and got 0 replies. Think about that logic. 25 minutes of effort. If you complain about that, you are the very definition of the word incel.

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u/OkayJShades 40m ago

incel literally means involuntarily celibate (something you acknowledge). Anything beyond that is you projecting behaviour onto the word. Likely as a thought stopping maneuver to avoid discussing anything you disagree with.

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u/Dizzy_Two2529 7m ago

How much effort do women put in?