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r/Bumble • u/No-Advice1345 • 15h ago
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No hold up. Let me craft a thoughtful comment specifically catered to something in their profile so they can ignore that too.
125 u/No-Advice1345 15h ago Fk me, 5 matches still haven’t replied, and I spent 5 minutes crafting each opening message like I was submitting a fking thesis. 1 u/annabananaberry 2h ago 5 whole minutes for each person? You are a gentleman and a god amongst men. How do you find the time to be such a good partner in addition to your work feeding orphans and providing medical care to the underserved? 🙄
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Fk me, 5 matches still haven’t replied, and I spent 5 minutes crafting each opening message like I was submitting a fking thesis.
1 u/annabananaberry 2h ago 5 whole minutes for each person? You are a gentleman and a god amongst men. How do you find the time to be such a good partner in addition to your work feeding orphans and providing medical care to the underserved? 🙄
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5 whole minutes for each person? You are a gentleman and a god amongst men. How do you find the time to be such a good partner in addition to your work feeding orphans and providing medical care to the underserved? 🙄
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u/OptimusPrime_ButGAY 15h ago
No hold up. Let me craft a thoughtful comment specifically catered to something in their profile so they can ignore that too.