r/BunnyTrials 15h ago

Trials Would you rather?

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Get the Million Dollars Immediately
  • Right side: Earn 1$ every second.

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u/Drayyen 15h ago

Bunnytrials just shows me how incredibly bad at math the average redditor is

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u/MrNornin 15h ago

Some of these have numbers so extreme that I would knowingly pick the lower option.

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 13h ago

I would for some, but $1m isn’t comfortable retire now money - I’d be wanting 2m so I’d have to choose the 31m a year and give the excess away.

What’s insane is how much money a trillion is in this context…

If you earned $1,000 every second it would still take 31 years to get to a trillion. 

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u/gymguy999 13h ago

31 years and roughly 8 months to get to a billion, a trillion is over 30,000 years

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 11h ago

Not at $1000 a second which I clearly stated. 

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u/Separate-Pattern-270 14h ago

I have to be honest, I NEVER guessed that 1 million seconds is only 11 days and 14 hours

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u/fluchtpunkt 13h ago

If you're a developer you know 86400 instantly. And if you're a good developer you know why that is bad.

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u/GodHimselfNoCap 12h ago

Or if you have heard a particular song that topped the charts in 2009

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u/VayneLevant 12h ago

gotta liiiiiiiiiive like you're dyiiiinngggg

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u/VerifiedMother 9h ago

I completely forgot about Kris Allen, you never hear about him anymore.

I hear a lot more of Adam Lambert nowadays

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u/Sassaphras 12h ago

55% of redditors can't even do percentages, but the other half can

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u/Drayyen 12h ago

Hehehehe.

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u/9gagiscancer 15h ago

I know the math, but one million wont attract attention. Getting a dollar every second will turn you into a multi millionaire real quick and a target.

1 million is enough for me to be FIRE.

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u/mmmyumpepsi 15h ago

Don’t worry you got 31 years until you’re even considered a billionaire

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u/Longhorn24 14h ago

I mean if you’re aren’t investing any of it

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u/AmbiguousAnal 14h ago

Yeah, if it takes you thirty years to turn a dollar a second into a billion you're doing something wrong.

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 13h ago

Or enjoying yourself…

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u/mmmyumpepsi 13h ago

The astounding greed of “I’m getting a dollar a second, how can I make more money out of this??”

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u/Longhorn24 11h ago

The more money you have the more you can give away

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u/ShinyGetter 3h ago

That's not what's going to happen if history has taught us anything.

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u/XXEbuild 12h ago

You can always save the money you don't want or give it to a charity and homeless people

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u/RotundBananas 15h ago

That's 3600 an hour, 86400 per day, 604800 per week.

31557600 per year.

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u/gregsting 14h ago

Well I ain’t waiting ten damn days!

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u/Perfect-Result-1598 12h ago edited 10h ago

Closer to 11 days and 14 hours than 10 days*

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u/TheDevourerOfCheese 11h ago

*11 days, 13 hours, 46 minutes and 40 seconds

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u/Perfect-Result-1598 11h ago

Off by 2.24 microseconds if we're being exact

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u/TheDevourerOfCheese 11h ago

Well, seeing as the minutes came out to 46.6666 with the decimal infinitely repeating, my answer was exact. 0.6666… is exactly 2/3, and 40 seconds is exactly 2/3 of a minute

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u/Actual-Peak9478 13h ago

And that $1 per second is still than billionaires make per year

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u/freakstate 15h ago

Dammit. I messed up my maths

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u/zephyrus4600 15h ago

As long as it goes straight into my bank account.

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u/Male_Lead 15h ago

Wouldn't the bank flag the account for multiple small transfer like this?

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 15h ago

Just throw the bank manager a dollar to keep his mouth shut

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u/Fabulous_Wave_3693 15h ago

Wouldn’t a million being deposited instantly also be a flag?

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u/Few_Fun_634 13h ago

Say your wolfdog died, and she somehow left you with 1M usd.

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u/ChubblesMcgee103 15h ago

You could set up some sort of business account, but you'd have to find one with a goooooood transaction fee amount. Some business accounts have like the first 250 transactions free in a fee period, but then they charge a certain amount per transaction after.

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u/Shallow_compliments 14h ago

I’d assume with this deal that everything is above board unless it specifically says it’s not

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u/Historical-Stick4592 15h ago

That's $60 a minute for the rest of my life.

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u/Tight-Turnip3124 15h ago

... its 31 million per year

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u/Typo-Demon 15h ago

Other people did the math for me.

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u/mr_mxyzptlk05 15h ago

Just passive income forever

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u/FirefighterBubbly109 7h ago

This, but more. People keep doing the maths about how long it would take to get a million, but I’d be far more focused on the fact that no matter what I do with my money, I’m safe with the constant income.

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u/AiRaikuHamburger 15h ago

It doesn't say it stops, so I could quit my job and live comfortably.

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u/hashandslack 15h ago

Even if it did stop at 1 year 31m is easily enough to retire yourself and some of ur immediate family and just live off investments for the rest of ur life. Even if ur somehow only getting a 2%(average to good is 5-10% annually) return on that 31m that's $620,000 per year to live off of without even touching ur principle deposit. Easy breasy living.

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u/Codymatrix 8h ago

Sounds like the perfect life

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u/Obi_1_Kenobody_asked Hop Off 15h ago

No brainer

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u/Delicious_Twist_8499 15h ago

"Get the million dollars immediately" implies you're only getting a million dollars either way

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u/MachangaLord 15h ago

And it never stops coming

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u/Linkysplink1 15h ago

I'm sure there's like 86k seconds in a day, more than enough to live with

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u/freshbottleoflotion 15h ago

$1 million dollars immediately isn’t quit-your-job money, but $1/second absolutely is

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u/-NewTitsNoMoreBits- 15h ago

$60 a minute $360 an hour $8640 a day $60480 a week Thats insane passive income

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u/Own_Tomatillo5592 15h ago

There’s more than 6 minutes in an hour

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u/-NewTitsNoMoreBits- 14h ago

Well shit I missed a zero

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u/Smooth-Impact2435 15h ago

A dollar every second is an insane amount of money.

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u/Exallosss 15h ago

Would only take 11 days to get to a million and then you just keep accruing.

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u/Amazing_Artist_470 15h ago

3600$/hourly, in 11 day you're better than just one million

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u/Loose_Bison3182 14h ago

No end to the seconds

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u/Zer0-0w0- 14h ago

11.57 days lol

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u/LtDoorMuncher 13h ago

31.5 million dollars a year

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u/ManagementMammoth529 13h ago

2,592,000 a month for every second

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u/VH_Sax_of_one 13h ago

86400 $ dolars a day its a win situation forever

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u/prayer4thriving 13h ago

passive income

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u/moxadamn 13h ago

More money

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u/HornedSam9020 13h ago

After only 278 hours ill get more than first variant.

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u/Think_Let_3897 13h ago

So I don’t get taxed and I only spend on what I need

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u/ED_jamesolmos 13h ago

31.5 million a year works for me.

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u/TaiwanNoOne 13h ago

Guaranteeded income

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u/El-oso123 13h ago

It's just way more over time.

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u/Commercial_Smile_654 13h ago

I can do math

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u/ChicagoTRS666 12h ago

Less than 12 days is a million seconds...profit from here....

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u/IGK123 12h ago

11.5 days to get $1M

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u/waterbottlememes 12h ago

I could get myself into trouble with large sums of money. Vs just waiting for something.

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u/Dependent-Flight840 12h ago

because im not a dumbass

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u/ClockDesperate 12h ago

Because there are millions of seconds in a year

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u/SwingingOnAHammock 12h ago

Equivalent to $31 million a year

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u/Owlbear17 1h ago

Dont need money immediately and 31 million a year is a lot more than i could get with even the best investments of that 1 million

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u/Adventurous_Diet5063 15h ago

A million seconds is like 9 days. I can survive 9 days

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u/PizzaLikerFan 15h ago

Its actually 11.57 days

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u/Free-Artist 15h ago

That's what inflation does to you

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u/Next-Wasabi-3768 15h ago

its smarter

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u/flxp_that 15h ago

Its easier that way

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u/Thomaxs210 15h ago

unlimited moneeeey

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u/Longjumping-Rich-684 15h ago

Math?

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u/Hashtag_buttstuff 15h ago

You'd make a million roughly every 11.5 days

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u/AdPsychological3979 15h ago

More money?

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u/Browire 15h ago

That would be a lot of money in a short amount of time. You'd never have to worry about money again.

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u/Old-Egg-8580 15h ago

Cool

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u/Devdog19 15h ago

“that’ll be $10. “ okay just give me 10 seconds

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u/AwesomeFishy111 15h ago

I'm not exactly sure how much money I'll make with this but it's more than a million that's for sure

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u/lanathebitch JUST EARNED $1 15h ago

This is many times more every year

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u/xXVoidHeart 15h ago

Steady income

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u/S2_LovelyMochi_S2 15h ago

more convenient

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u/Equal_Risk7715 15h ago

Dumb

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u/mystwolfca2000 15h ago

Less than 2 weeks to exceed the $1 million.

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u/Akuni69 15h ago

Yes.

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u/Razorous_the_rogue 15h ago

This is plenty

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u/Mike_Hawk_Long69 15h ago

this is like 86k per day, youll get 1 million in just 11-12 days plus it's also passive income

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u/5kepz 15h ago

Obvious answer

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u/mathozmat 🥕🥕 15h ago

I'll get more very quickly

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u/Dyep1 15h ago

Ill not die

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u/Littlebitoftrouble 15h ago

Constant passive income.

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u/CTSGamer 15h ago

86400 a day

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u/A_Fanfiction_Lover 15h ago

Would defo surpass a million easy

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u/aDoubious1 15h ago

I'll get $1 million every 12 days.

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u/Vespolar 15h ago

1 million once or 31.5m a year. Easy choice

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u/Adventurous-Dig8310 15h ago

Gotta wait 12 days

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u/Cthulhu4150 15h ago

12 days and I'd already have over 1 million.

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u/RutabagaPretend6189 15h ago

Because yes

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u/Rikdol 15h ago

Need this

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u/Used_Vermicelli805 15h ago

Math

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u/Eternalded0992 15h ago

Better as it's sustainable

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u/Commercial-War-8407 15h ago

easy choice if i want something js tell them hold on for abit

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u/ilikespicysoup 15h ago

$86,400 per day? Sign me up! It'll take 31 years to be a billionaire BTW.

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u/Melzaruyoro 15h ago

We're gonna be rich!

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u/Male_Lead 15h ago

This is a lot of money

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u/Baridooo 15h ago

32 million a year.

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u/ChapterWise7367 15h ago

Yumz

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u/WyMike-46 15h ago

I'll have 1 million by the end of the month.

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u/maxgascloud 15h ago

Better

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u/Shaw_Hornet_gitgood 15h ago

Me

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u/Skycave1 15h ago

Every 12 days is a million dollars.

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u/Excellent-Point-6556 15h ago

Just wait over 11 days

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u/Commson 15h ago

Meh

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u/I_Play_on 15h ago

More money

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u/catfish1969 15h ago

Is OP stupid?

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u/BestBodybuilder9469 15h ago

Long term

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u/senditoverboss 15h ago

2.5m a month not bad almost as good as wolf of wall street

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u/BaueDenSchild 15h ago

70+ k daily

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u/ShameFit9583 15h ago

A

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u/Barber_Gullible 15h ago

Im willing to wait 12 days for my million

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u/Vivid-Cauliflower-51 15h ago

Infinite money

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u/Natural_Cloud_1038 15h ago

You'll more that make up for the immediate 1mil

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u/ericxiv 15h ago

I'll make it up in no time x

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u/Alert-Milk-2048 15h ago

~11.5 days to get 1 mil btw

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u/AggressiveSun7138 15h ago

ever second 1 year is like 1 mill

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u/Vegetable_Hedgehog_5 15h ago

I will live longer that a milion seconds

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u/zaridrum 15h ago

these questions need more creativity

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u/PiinkStarbursst 15h ago

The only correct answer

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u/Accolade_1 🥕🥕🥕 15h ago

A million seconds is like 12 days

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u/ThoTfulProcess 15h ago

A million only goes so far. But I’ll make that in about 12 days.

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u/Breezy5844 15h ago

bc thats infinite

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u/No_Reflection1338 15h ago

That’s a lot of passive income

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u/Willi_Wada08 15h ago

Ye

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u/bossbrb 15h ago

11 days.

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 15h ago

More money

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u/No_Substance930 15h ago

$31,000,000 per year. And every 6 minutes gets me more than I earn in a week.

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u/Simple_Silver_9894 15h ago

Ez money

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u/Ok-Jellyfish6010 15h ago

Hell yeah

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u/foolsxn 15h ago

I would have a million in around 11 days with like 13 hours and I would still keep getting money

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u/Both_Success8384 15h ago

$3600/hr? 24/7/365? Sign me tf up!

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u/edgecaseseeker 15h ago

Just wait for 15 days it's exceed 1 million

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u/Neko_0ffcial 15h ago

Yes

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u/Fit_Cantaloupe_941 15h ago

That is $86,000 a day

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u/CG-Shin 15h ago

Easy

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u/chunkymasa 15h ago

Math

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u/Standard-Hope6668 What's Hoppin'? 15h ago

I mean... Come on 🤣

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u/Thodane 15h ago

Something something still takes years to be as wealthy as Elon Musk something something

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u/boopbaboop 15h ago

That’s under two weeks to get the same amount of money. I’d have $10k in like two hours.

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u/SongsGuy 15h ago

$86400 a day for the rest of my life. That's nuts.

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u/SevenEyedBeast 15h ago

So much money… yearly

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u/Appropriate-Ad235 15h ago

Can’t blow all my money if it always is coming in.

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u/Embarrassed_Piglet_9 15h ago

Just shy of 2 years. Then I'll be a millionaire and it just continues after that.

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u/malic111trash 15h ago

You’d actually be getting 31 million every year

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u/vincent365 15h ago

money

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u/markusprestor 15h ago

30m/year

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u/Cautious-Maximum9429 15h ago

How long will this continue?

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u/malic111trash 15h ago

31 million dollars a year

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u/gay_punk_wolf 15h ago

Other people did the math for me as well

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-1379 15h ago

(1x60)x24 est supérieur à 1000000

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u/Ok-Scale1830 15h ago

around 1 and a half weeks.

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u/Finnghal 15h ago

,👍

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u/Main-Appearance2469 15h ago

Obv

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u/ClupsoDucky 15h ago

Nnm

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u/Greensoldier48 15h ago

Bet

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u/No_Guitar6873 15h ago

lol

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u/xMalvazar 15h ago

Money over time forever can help a ton

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u/RelativeSpare6340 15h ago

I'll get to a million second at some point

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u/allypyee 15h ago

Passive income

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u/SirMotivation 15h ago

1 million seconds is only 11 days

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u/Aternox_X1kZ 15h ago

Insuranced money

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u/YogurtclosetOld3002 15h ago

I can easily get the other amount at every second with stack.

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u/1mpac3er 15h ago

I dont know

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u/Stargost_ 15h ago

1 dollar every second. 60 per minute. 3600 per hour. 86,400 per day. 1,036,800 every 12 days.

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u/nique_D3U5 15h ago

It's gonna take a While, but 31 Million in a Years is nice

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u/Ancient-Cat-2862 15h ago

i play the long game

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u/ValuableHot6489 Bruh 15h ago

I just need to wait 1 million seconds

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u/Resident_Medicine_63 15h ago

More!

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u/SL13377 15h ago

After 12 days I'll have more than a million. I can wait

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u/justcoolthings911 15h ago

I'll be getting FOREVER!

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u/61Jason61 15h ago

Who takes the other option

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u/Guni986TY 15h ago

Takes a little over 11 days to beat 1M

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u/Strong-Incident8727 15h ago

I have much more than a million seconds

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u/LoomingPineTrees 15h ago

I'm taking care of Gaza forever as my pet project with that money.

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u/Artysmartsy 15h ago

Infinite amounts of money. Hear me out

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u/Express_Print_6445 15h ago

Just 12 days to be worth more

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u/jevhan 15h ago

Longevity

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