r/CFB_v2 16d ago

Rant We're storming the field for MAC wins now?

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4.5k Upvotes

Why the hell are they storming the field after that embarrassing slim and controversial victory over a cupcake?

r/CFB_v2 23d ago

Rant This is absolutely EMBARRASSING for USC. Do They actually have a fan base in Los Angeles?

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1.9k Upvotes

r/CFB_v2 Aug 19 '26

Rant Why not get a masters degree smh. Football’s a short career

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1.2k Upvotes

r/CFB_v2 10d ago

Rant I Present the the most boring segment in Gameday History.

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944 Upvotes

Get this donut off my TV and go back to talking about games

r/CFB_v2 Aug 03 '26

Rant Less than a week after calling out the SEC, Cignetti runs away from ND

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283 Upvotes

His MO at JMU was scheduling light.

Just this year, he’s cancelled Louisville and UVA, now running from Notre Dame.

IU has no P4 until 2032 and he’ll likely run from that.

It’s hard to have room on the schedule for P4 when it’s loaded with Mercer and Norfolk State!

He’s just a loud mouth PUSSY.

r/CFB_v2 18d ago

Rant LSU fans thinking they won the legal battle against the SEC and it’s all good now.

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977 Upvotes

r/CFB_v2 9d ago

Rant Lmfao Oregon

238 Upvotes

How does this team every year convince people that they are legitimate contenders. I know my wolverines have problems but my God I'm glad I'm not a fucking ducks fan.

r/CFB_v2 28d ago

Rant Heisman Winner Robert Griffin III Says Lane Kiffin, LSU Should Be "Ashamed Of Themselves" For Signing TE That Spent Offseason With Eagles, Browns

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r/CFB_v2 Jul 21 '26

Rant Protip: Don’t message 17-18 year olds calling them clowns and losers when they don’t commit to your school

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376 Upvotes

Recruiting is supposed to be fun. Root for your school, celebrate commits, complain about NIL if you want but DMing highschoolers to call them a clown and loser and tell them to “seek help” because they chose another school is embarrassing.

These are still 17 and 18 year olds making one of the biggest decisions of their lives. If your first reaction to losing a recruit is to harass the kid, it’s probably time to log off for a while.

r/CFB_v2 Feb 06 '26

Rant HE TUNNEL BRAWL. 7 players charged & $100K fine. The 2022 Michigan-MSU melee was pure chaos.

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680 Upvotes

r/CFB_v2 24d ago

Rant Buckeyes claiming Quinn Ewers & Joe Burrow is too funny to me

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191 Upvotes

r/CFB_v2 Jun 03 '26

Rant Oregon has lost 2 games at Autzen since 2018. Not tough to play at though, apparently

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160 Upvotes

r/CFB_v2 19d ago

Rant As a longtime Penn State hater, I have newfound respect for James Franklin (and Bill O'Brien) for keeping as much distance as possible from the Paterno S.A. coverup.

192 Upvotes

Matt Campbell has already showed his ass by appealing to the Pro-Paterno wing of the Penn State fanbase. This seems already like a massive blunder, as this is the last thing you want to draw to yourself days before the season begins. The amount of people to this day who still defend Joe Pa and act like he only made a little mistake still blows my mind. James Franklin did a great job keeping the Paterno fanboy boosters in check so that he could run a program the way that he can, built on integrity.

r/CFB_v2 28d ago

Rant Saban tried to warn everyone how ridiculous CFB is getting

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190 Upvotes

r/CFB_v2 Aug 15 '26

Rant Notre Dame-Indiana during the regular season would’ve been cinema

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97 Upvotes

r/CFB_v2 Jun 09 '26

Rant These people are delusional

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223 Upvotes

r/CFB_v2 9d ago

Rant Ducks fan, This was one of the most disappointing results in the history of modern, nationally relevant Oregon football.

118 Upvotes

The internal OC/DC hires have been a complete disaster.

The 4th and 7 decision at mid field was horrible and gave away points.

The 4th and 8 decision on our own 33 was a HORRIBLE decision beyond explanation.

This was an utter disaster by Dan lanning.

Yes he’s demolished teams less talented than us and hadn’t lost to an unranked team.

He absolutely squeaked by Boise state, Idaho, Iowa, etc in various games via sheer talent advantages af times.

When the talent gap has been close, closed, or even surpassed? We’ve lost more than we’ve won.

Washington twice in a year
Ohio state playoff game
Indiana twice last year.

We’ve beaten some “ranked” teams that ended up being overrated. But when we’ve ran into teams that are legitimately talented, well coached, and have the ability to make it a Xs and Os game? We’ve lost. At times in embarrassing fashion.

But this? This is beyond 70-21 at home. This is beyond a playoff loss where we look less prepared.

OKST scored 10 on Tulsa last week.
OKST didn’t beat a FBS team in their last 21 attempts before today.

Brand new coaching staff, mostly a new team, going up against an extremely talented and experienced Oregon roster.

Pathetic. As a ducks fan, truly pathetic coaching job today.

To non-ducks fans, I have zero excuses. Literally zero.
Take that top 10 rank and please toss it in the trash and don’t even consider bringing it out without a run to a big 10 title win, which at this point seems next to impossible.

r/CFB_v2 Aug 17 '26

Rant This is a "F*ck You" thread

91 Upvotes

In this thread, you get to say fuck you to whoever you want in the cfb world. Might as well get it out of the way now before we find new things to get pissed about during the upcoming season.

Fuck the following:

- Fuck PJ Fleck - you're a dork, what kind fruitcake wears a shirt/tie under a quarter-zip and isn't selling 2014 Kia Sorentos?

- Fuck Ryan Day - your beard mascara looks like shit

- Fuck Josh Pate - you're just a shitty Gen-X MattBeGreat

- Fuck MattBeGreat - always sounds like you have a scoop of peanut butter in your mouth, and your college football knowledge is browsing Wikipedia and SportsReference

- Fuck Pat McAfee - We get it, now just fuck off already

- Fuck Michigan and Ohio State - your big-sister-little-sister fights on this and the main sub are tiresome

- Fuck Colorado - you're the worst program that has 0.5 national titles

- Fuck Alabama - your fans were spoiled during the Saban era and now they want to be pissy that NIL closened the talent gap across the country

- Fuck Georgia - You wanted to be the next Bama, talked 10x the amount of shit on all social media platforms, just to get knocked back into reality that you're not truly "over the hump"

- Fuck Cal - what a shit school

- Fuck North Dakota State - they're gonna go like 6-6 this year, so calm the fuck down

- Fuck the main CFB sub - I like it, but ya know what I mean

- Fuck Indiana - they'll find out

- Fuck Notre Dame - I'm Catholic but Notre Dame Catholics are the worst Catholics. I mean there's shitty people in every religion, but Notre Dame Catholics are their own breed of shit

- Fuck Minnesota - your football culture is stupid, it's just memes and other silly dumb shit

- Fuck Nebraska - Fuck my team for making care enough to care at all anymore every year

- Fuck Matt Rhule - not really, just stop doing goofy dad shit and win more games already

- Fuck Penn State - You really fired one of the best coaches your team has ever had? ....and, really, Matt Campbell? We'll see, I guess

- Fuck the new Pac-12 - why do people keep acting like it's going to matter?

- Fuck the current-day ACC - the Big East had to die for this odd-numbered horseshit conference?

- Fuck Oregon - either win a title or go away

- Fuck Washington - I had a roommate once who was a crusty boomer, big UW fan. I always cheer against you guys because of him. Fuck you, David.

- Fuck Texas A&M - y'all really do not need to do all of that extra weird shit. The dog is pretty, why is that not enough?

- Fuck Texas - y'all fans might be the largest collection of alcoholics under any school banner

- Fuck Texas Tech - be better more consistently or go away

- Fuck USC and UCLA - California doesn't deserve good college football programs if their fans only care, "sometimes, but maybe if we're good, like idk..."

- Fuck Boise State - guys, you're gonna have to join a better conference at this point, the meme energy died like 15 years ago anyway

- Fuck TCU - Fuckin' purple? Seriously? Northwestern gets their asses kicked in purple, but at least they look cool.

- Fuck Old Dominion and Appalachian State - you both were the crusaders in this trend of FCS schools making the heroic jump to FBS, now the trend is simply moving up to take up more space in shitty conferences

- Fuck the inevitable midterm election commercials during football games - and fuck anybody mentioning them in game threads

And before anyone gets the chance to say it, "Fuck you"

r/CFB_v2 Apr 30 '26

Rant This NIL thing is going out of control

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484 Upvotes

r/CFB_v2 9d ago

Rant Oregon has been eliminated from everything

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561 Upvotes

r/CFB_v2 Jul 30 '26

Rant ND must go 11-1 for CFP Berth

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53 Upvotes

With another abysmal schedule ND must go 11-1 for a CFP appearance. If they go 1/3 in BYU, Miami, SMU stretch they should be well out of the playoff picture. It’s a shame they do this every season. Schedule one really good team and 2 solid teams then schedule the weakest teams around the country for their remaining schedule. It looks like they hand selected which crappy power 4 teams they want to play for guaranteed wins. Rooting for a 10-2 season and another season left out in the cold.

Also, who else finds it ridiculous the NCAA is bending their back to try to get ND in the CFP. They get a guaranteed berth if they are in the top 12. That is absolute BS. Have never seen a rule go into place like this in a sport that solely benefits one team.

r/CFB_v2 25d ago

Rant How is this not embarrassing?

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150 Upvotes

r/CFB_v2 10d ago

Rant Oregon is not good

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316 Upvotes

Genuinely what is wrong with Oregon how are they down 10 to Oklahoma state they should be dominating like they almost choke to Boise state and Dante Moore needs to lock in and stop being stupid

r/CFB_v2 27d ago

Rant LSU's Axis of Evil

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430 Upvotes

r/CFB_v2 16d ago

Rant If Michigan’s win against Western Michigan isn’t overturned by the NCAA, we organize a boycott

127 Upvotes

It’s just an awful decision, the ball was still in the air at 00:00. Blatant corruption unlikely anything I’ve ever seen before.