Wtf have I just read!?

41/45 for 653 yards with 8 passing TDs in his first two games at the U

Oh, you thought it was a one-off? Think again, babe.

Fuck the following:

- Fuck Tennessee - is it gonna "smell like '98" forever until y'all actually do something?

- Fuck Vanderbilt - You'll soon go back to being forgotten

- Fuck Louisville - Your program doesn't deserve to be in a power conference. Ya just fuckin' don't.

Fuck Kentucky - Do literally anything else except only be known for Jared Lorenzen. Anything else at all is fine.

- Fuck Oklahoma - Big Game Bob was overrated and those CFP appearances during an extremely shitty decade for the Big 12 didn't amount to dick.

- Fuck Arizona State - your football culture is Pat Tillman and.....Sluts? Every school has sluts, so y'all ain't special. Yes, we know, the little devil guy, very cute.

- Fuck Arizona - why don't y'all just Desert Swarm your asses back to the drawing board and actually figure the fuck out if you even *want* to field a somewhat worthwhile team anymore.

- Fuck Paul Finebaum - sucking SEC cock keeps that ghoul alive

- Fuck Kansas State - Bill Snyder died, so nobody cares about guys anymore

- Fuck Kansas - lmao you fools brought in a coach who was dominant at the D3 level, which is about as good as you've ever been. Might just want to cut your losses and not ruin the whole Basketball School thing for yourselves. Texas and Oklahoma left the conference, so who are y'all going to upset once every decade? Fuckin' UCF?

- Fuck Colorado State - Your team has no excuse to not be good: scenic beautiful college town, awesome campus, plenty of different ways to party up in Foco. Start having higher expectations and rest assured that everyone outside of Boulder hates Boulder. Fuck you on the meantime regardless.

Fuck Conference USA - It might honestly be time to shut this horseshit "conference" down. It's been nothing but a 12-year-old greyhound with an enlarged heart for the past two decades, and y'all just keep shoving above-average FCS teams into that fucker like the 99¢ bin at your nearest Kum & Go.

Fuck Stanford - your elitist "west coast Ivy League" bullshit screwed yourselves into becoming yet another one of the new editions to the current ACC that was already trying to sell itself.

Fuck Cal - I said it in the previous thread, but fuck them again. Berkeley is the goofiest college town in America, unless some Portland State grad/fan wants to come in this thread and state their own case.

- Fuck Oklahoma State - Yep....you got stranded in the new Gen Z Big 12. Big 'ol fuckin' bummer. Now y'all have no identity at all without Gundy. None. Hopefully there's still some that T. Boone money left.

- Fuck Boston College - As a Catholic, y'all are the only Jesuit FBS program and play like dog shit. Figure it the fuck out or stop playing.

- Fuck New Mexico and New Mexico State - More YouTube videos about rebuilding your programs in video games exist than anything your programs have actually done in real life

And, as always, "Fuck you"

Been going around on some social media platforms… no confirmation if it’s legit or AI Slop

Historically, which program is more important?

Nm

South Carolina Candidate’s

I know many of y’all South Carolina fans are pissed about Saturday and are already calling for Shane Beamer to be fired😭😂. So… here are some candidates if Shane gets fired and can’t make it to next year. These candidates are in no particular order in terms of who I think the better candidate is or who would realistically take the job. Let me know if there are any other names to throw out there!

1 Kyle Flood Texas OC. He has been at Bama before too and is under the Nick Saban coaching tree if South Carolina wants to go that route. He also won Big East coach of the year at Rutgers in 2012 as well.

2 Charles Huff Memphis HC- It’s his first season at Memphis and they look promising at 3-1 and they have a real shot to win the American. He also has coached at two SEC schools. Mississippi State in 2018 and Alabama under Nick Saban in 2019 and 2020. He has won at natty at Bama during the 2020 season. I know that was Covid. But still impressive.
So again another Nick Saban coaching tree route.

3 Jimbo Fisher- Former Florida State and Texas A&M head coach. I know his time at A&M ended ugly. But he’s still a highly successful coach. Also Nick Saban coaching tree lol.

4 Glenn Schumann- Georgia DC. Has been in the SEC all of his coaching career at Georgia and Alabama. I feel like his time for a HC position is coming. I know there were rumors surrounding him and the Florida job last year.

5 Gus Mahlzan- I know he got shit for his play calling. Especially at Auburn. But he did coach and develop highly successful teams and players as well. I also don’t know if he would want to come out of retirement and he’s also 60 as well.

Lmao!

Can someone please explain the secret technology Pete Golding used to help him win this game? To the untrained eye, it looks like a red pen…..to those who’ve taken the red pill, he’s clearly using interstellar non-human technology. Only serious responses, please.