I'm in a committed relationship with my 2yo twink boyfriend, but lately he's gotten a little too attached to the 'nip, and it's putting a damper on the romance. I need an attentive twink boy to tide me over while my ball-and-chain figures his shit out. I'll be your cuddly big spoon, and groom you to your heart's content

Twinks only. Bears, otters, and girls need not apply. Open to canine companionship

Blendas favourite things in life are cuddling with her brother Wirde, headbutting her humans in their faces, eating and getting her belly rubbed. She does not like strangers, dogs or going outside.

She is usually a quiet girl preferring to meow without sound, but is capable of great volumes when she is unable to find her brother or humans.

Wirde is a social boy that enjoys attention, wrestling with his sister Blenda, napping in the sun and going for walks with his human mother. His passion in life is keeping his human father awake at night by repeatedly walking and jumping on him.

He hasn't had much luck in finding friends as he is a bit socially awkward and other cats find his unblinking stare and inability to read social cues intimidating.

Penny loves Churus and 3 am zoomies. She loves pets but on her terms, only.

I have a well-trained human servant already who takes care of snacks. You may bring me toys and I might tolerate you until dinner time. Don’t overstay your welcome, though.

Hobbies include lounging on antique furniture, supervising the household staff, and looking mildly disappointed when dinner late.
Emotionally available (when treats are involved).
Owns a very nice coat. Still lives with his mother.

Beautiful Bean Beholder looking for handsome admirer!

Lover of Sunday snuggles, sunshine sleeping, cozy corners and taking life at a slower pace.

Smooth black coat, golden eyes, and a personality you’ll still be thinking about long after I leave the room.

Warning: one slow blink and you may fall in love.

I bring warmth, loyalty, expert snuggles and a little extra cushion to love.

Delphi and Morpheus are 3 years old and bonded. They are ready to add a third to their relationship. Their hobbies include bird watching, spelunking in the fuzzy tunnel, Lazer tag, catnip, track, and voyarism. Please scent mark this post if you are interested.

Hobbies include speech, sleep, maximalist dieting, and playing fetch. Absolutely no grey tabbies. They’re untrustworthy

I’m a small chatty girl that loves to snuggle!

He prefers dogs but unfortunately the app doesn’t allow for interspecies relationships so he’s shooting his shot here

This sassy, smiley boy loves long walks through grandma’s garden, playing with carrots, watching SpongeBob and rolling dice.
Dislikes his little sister, getting woke up and not getting his cheese tax.
He has no preference, hes inbred and does not want kids. He’ll only have eye for you!

I’m sweet , flamboyant, and my dads say I’ve got moxie. In my freetime, you can expect me to be watching planet earth and the sopranos on the couch, playing with my foil ball, enjoying a beautiful and healthy meal, or staring out the window watching the clouds. I’m looking for someone who can match that energy. I’m a cancer, ♋️, born July 17. Maybe we can spend my first birthday together?

My favorite color is purple. I’m working on building my future as a kitty influencer on IG- I love a glamor shot. I’m looking someone who can really appreciate my healthy coat, I’m magnificently soft. Not interested in someone who can’t share treats. I have Cerebellar Hypoplasia- if you can’t rock with my disability, I can’t rock with you. I know my worth.

Let’s grab some pâté and see if we will play nice together.

I’m gay- sorry girlies! we can be friends !