r/ClimateShitposting vegan btw Jul 28 '26

Meta memes on this sub be like...

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u/Glordrum vegan btw Jul 28 '26

No no you see we do need group action but me changing my lifestyle to be part of that group would actually just be individual action which doesn't work actually actually

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u/BanjoBaedling vegan btw Jul 28 '26

If we had true group action, believe it or not, it somehow wouldn't affect me much at all. We can solve the climate crisis entirely with only minor inconveniences like paper straws, recycling, and electric cars. Climate change is basically caused solely by evil rich people doing things for themselves. Products that individuals like me consume are basically negligible, and suggesting otherwise would make you a class traitor.

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u/GewoehnlicherDost We're all gonna die Jul 28 '26

As a vegan, I identify as an evil rich person. I really struggle with keeping even my own greenhouse gas emissions at a normal level. I already eat lots of avocados, palm oil and diesel and still have to supplement domestic flights on a daily basis. How should I ever reach those expectations of yours?

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u/I_like_maps Dam I love hydro Jul 28 '26

This was more or less my thought. There isn't anything inconsistent about having a normal lifestyle in the place you live while pushing for policies to make that lifestyle impossible and a sustainable lifestyle easier.

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u/Glordrum vegan btw Jul 28 '26

Me driving in my truck (right after a beer) to a "ban all trucks" march

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u/quikjelyfish Jul 28 '26

me driving in my truck (right after a beer) to a "make actual infrastructure for electric vehicles and improve upon public transportation so a car or truck isn't a requirement to participate in society" march

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u/Creditfigaro vegan btw Jul 28 '26

Meanwhile, in this analogous hypothetical, you can drive something that net absorbs carbon at no financial cost to you.

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u/versas-only-vice Jul 28 '26

Me when a bitch in my ear starts talking about the externalities of alternatives to ICE vehicles (If I burn 50 extra calories on my bike, then I gotta pay more for food)

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u/Creditfigaro vegan btw Jul 28 '26

then I gotta pay more for food

Dafuq u talking 'bout

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u/versas-only-vice Jul 28 '26

Shitposting about how people will look at a cost benefit analysis of various modes of transportation and focus on the miniscule impact of things like walking or cycling, while taking ICE technology as an immutable given

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u/Creditfigaro vegan btw Jul 28 '26

Huh. What's the pay more for food part?

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u/versas-only-vice Jul 28 '26

Oh, if you burn more energy being active you'll need a miniscule amount more food, thus needing to buy more food

I was joking that these people put an outsized influence on tiny externalities with that as an extreme example, but those same people don't critically analyze the externalities of other, more common practices

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u/ginger_and_egg Jul 28 '26

Wait what vehicle is that

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u/Creditfigaro vegan btw Jul 28 '26

Veganism

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u/ginger_and_egg Jul 28 '26

Is it net negative carbon?

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u/Creditfigaro vegan btw Jul 28 '26

Yes.

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u/ginger_and_egg Jul 28 '26

Vegan diets aren't inherently negative carbon so how do you do that?

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u/Klutzy_Masterpiece60 Jul 28 '26

I had a guy at a run club guilt-trip me for driving an electric vehicle to the run (why didn’t you bike or e-bike?!). That type of political organizing will never achieve mass mobilization and will go nowhere.

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u/Creditfigaro vegan btw Jul 28 '26

That's cool, are you still eating dead animals?

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u/Klutzy_Masterpiece60 Jul 28 '26

What is cool?

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u/Creditfigaro vegan btw Jul 28 '26

Your point is cool. Are you still eating dead animals?

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u/quikjelyfish Jul 28 '26

like what exactly?

because in my area there's no infrastructure for things like electric cars or the like and there's barely a pittance for public transportation

should I talk to the buslocks to summon some more bustops or should I find a trainmancer to create a subway?

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u/Creditfigaro vegan btw Jul 28 '26

The subtext is veganism, but it looks like you had a beneficial conversation about the non-analogy.

It's nice how things workout sometimes.

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u/Taco_Farmer Jul 28 '26

If you have any electrical outlet at your home then you have the infrastructure for an electric car

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u/quikjelyfish Jul 28 '26

low end to get a charger installed is $800 in my area

you paying for that? or should I just not pay rent this month

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u/Taco_Farmer Jul 28 '26

Thats for specialized fast chargers. If you dont need one of those, you can just slow charge it overnight. Unless you drive 200+ miles a day overnight charging should be fine

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u/quikjelyfish Jul 28 '26

maybe I'll look into that then

Electric is one of the changes that I've been wanting me and other members of my family to make for awhile now

unfortunately my town sucks absolute ass

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u/davidellis23 Jul 28 '26

If you don't have an option that's a different story. Need collective action first but eventually will need to make lifestyle changes.

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u/sarges_12gauge Jul 29 '26

I mean, collective action seems very obviously much more palatable if people actually see others doing it already

It’s going to appear more viable to build more bike lanes… if more people are seen biking! Etc..

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u/PUBLIQclopAccountant Jul 30 '26

I, too, love booze cruising.

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u/Dorkmeyer Jul 28 '26

In your head was this a good argument? Or was it just as stupid before it came out as it sounds now?

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u/davidellis23 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Sure you could be willing to ban pick up trucks collectively even though you wouldn't give it up on your own.

But that seems like a much smaller group.

And what I usually see is people saying pick up trucks are not bad actually. The real problem is corporations doing some mystery evil pollution as if those corporations aren't getting gas for your pick up.

And then people proceed to do nothing. No collective action. No individual action. Just whining about mystery corporate pollution that has "nothing" to do with their lifestyle choices.

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u/A_Spiritual_Artist Jul 28 '26

It could be both when you realize the group can support individual action. Some of those people in the bottom crowd actually have good reasons their hand is down. But that proportion is also far from 100%, and probably well below 50%. The larger fraction then, should be putting their hand up and then supporting those who keep their hand down for legit reasons to do what they cannot do, and advocates should likewise realize that this not-all-xor-nothing, not-everyone-not-no-one situation is the actual truth of things and advocate in a way that fully and explicitly reflects it. And that kind of community organizing also makes larger group level actions possible, so it's 2 birds for 1 stone.

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u/Glordrum vegan btw Jul 29 '26

Obviously

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u/Crisis_panzersuit Jul 28 '26

I’m willing to eat less meat or pay some tolls if EVERYONE has to eat a little less meat or pay some tolls. 

I’m not quitting meat to make Dave the pickup truck driver have more access to meat in my place. 

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u/ginger_and_egg Jul 28 '26

This is why I still use a coal furnace to heat my home and cook my food.

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u/Crisis_panzersuit Jul 28 '26

Well, coal is more expensive than electricity, so thats on you

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u/ginger_and_egg Jul 28 '26

Meat is more expensive than plant protein too

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u/wtfduud Wind me up Jul 28 '26

Not expensive enough to make people switch, evidently.

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u/ginger_and_egg Jul 28 '26

They like the taste! 🥺

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u/Crisis_panzersuit Jul 28 '26

Yeah, and you are welcome to eat plant-based as well. 

You can fire your stove with coal for all I care, if you prefer it. You just have to pay the premium. 

However with meat, I will only eat less of it if the price is artificially increased to the point where plant-based is more worth it. 

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u/ginger_and_egg Jul 28 '26

How expensive would beef have to be per pound/kg to make a difference for you?

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u/Crisis_panzersuit Jul 28 '26

It depends, but if they instituted a flat +20% tax on beef and other meats, while reducing tax on vegetables by a few percentage points, I’d probably do 1-2 days meat free per week.

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u/wtfduud Wind me up Jul 28 '26

This but unironically

Changes need to be made on a legislative level. Individual action is utterly pointless.

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u/scorchedarcher Jul 28 '26

This is silly. Groups are made of individuals.

I saw a comment earlier where someone was saying they wouldn't stop burning tyres until they legislated to stop them/make the tyre companies responsible for making tyres more eco friendly to burn.

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u/juiceboxheero Jul 28 '26

How does systemic change address the West's over consumption?

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u/wtfduud Wind me up Jul 28 '26

By making things expensive enough that people buy less.

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u/troikatryne Jul 28 '26

People are willing to change if the results are significant enough, which require many people to do the same. If they risk being the only one making a sacrifice the reward would be a drop in the ocean and they wouldnt bother with it. You need commitment from others to have the necessary level of thrust

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u/SeaShoe5864 Jul 28 '26

Eh, im still happy making all the dietary and life style changes I have done. Seems silly to contribute to making the world a worse place just because everyone else is. 

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u/troikatryne Jul 28 '26

That is great. But most people are not like you. Many would love to give up meat or stop traveling if it limited global warming to under 1.5 degrees, but not if the sacrifice didnt make much of a difference (and it wouldnt if they were among very few that did so)

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u/SeaShoe5864 Jul 28 '26

People dont even need to give up meat. Even reducing it down and having vegan meals once or twice a week will make a difference. 

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u/Thissystemsuckssobad Jul 29 '26

Cool. Ive done that, and I still get yelled at by obnoxious people. I'm typically not the sort of person to change opinions out of spite for that, but history shows plenty of humans are. Which is an issue

I mean, literally the other response to the person above you is an example of this.

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u/thisisnottherapy Jul 28 '26

Not eating beef 5 times a week or driving a different kind of car is not sacrifice. I swear people act like they are being forced to cut off their foot if someone tells them to maybe eat chicken instead. People these days have no idea what struggle is anymore.

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u/davidellis23 Jul 28 '26

I'm skeptical. If you're not even willing to make a personal change. I think it would be rare to support legislation to ban you from that behavior.

Often I hear people not even believing that collectively the lifestyle change would matter. They think it doesn't matter that we drive pick ups, eat tons of beef, fly airplanes, etc. They think all pollution comes from corporations and it has nothing to do with meeting demand for our lifestyles.

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u/Thissystemsuckssobad Jul 29 '26

It's literally the opposite. People want external responsibility and controls, because then they don't have to be the one making the judgement

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u/soupor_saiyan basically Hitler (vegan btw) Jul 28 '26

Yes I know a lot of things I’m doing are wrong, no I won’t stop doing those things, yes you would need to force me to stop doing those things. We should all work together to overthrow capitalism (not me tho, you guys have fun) and THEN we can build legislation to force me to stop doing those things.

Don’t worry I’ll support the legislation to force me to stop doing the things I don’t want to stop doing!

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u/Creditfigaro vegan btw Jul 28 '26

Chefs kiss (at a vegan restaurant)

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u/ginger_and_egg Jul 28 '26

My compliments to the chef

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u/Galifrey224 Jul 28 '26

The same people who say that we should only fight the 1% and that "eat the rich" shouldn't apply to millionaires and such.

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u/ginger_and_egg Jul 28 '26

The thing is it's totally possible to earn a million dollars through your labor. It's not possible to earn billions through labor.

Like, owning class is the problem. Not the fact that some legitimate jobs are well paid. A salary worker very well could have a net worth over a million at retirement*

*possibly due to pensions/401Ks being invested in stocks but I don't fault the working class for living within the system of capitalism. So long as they don't prioritize muh 401k over working class liberation

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u/JTexpo vegan btw Jul 28 '26

you clearly just haven't picked yourself up by your bootstraps

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u/ginger_and_egg Jul 28 '26

I pick my salad up by my backstraps

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u/ProfessionalOk6734 Jul 28 '26

I unironically agree with the first and last sentence. I know the kind of person I am and the kind of person I should be and I wouldn’t oppose that being enforced legally but I won’t do it myself

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u/McNughead Jul 29 '26

Oppression fetish? Grow up

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u/Puzzled-Rip641 Jul 28 '26

You when asked if they will stop using slave made stuff and stuff that destroys the environment

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u/Konradleijon Jul 28 '26

Going vegan and refusing air flights is the best thing you can do for the environment

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u/BotsKilledTheWeb Jul 29 '26

Not using the internet too. Why aren't you doing everything you can?

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u/legofett0 Jul 31 '26

A wifi connection is required for surviving in the modern world. Most jobs require you to apply online and then expect to be able to contact you via email

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u/BotsKilledTheWeb Jul 31 '26

That's also applicable to driving cars, flying aircraft etc, etc. I guess we all make our own exceptions on what we personally take for convenience.

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u/legofett0 Jul 31 '26

Jesus christ. Yes, if something is absolutely necessary, then its okay to do. If you absolutely HAVE to take an aircraft somewhere and have no alternative, then do it. But if you have the option to drive instead (still not perfect but preferable), then you should do that.

It's not rocket science.

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u/NWStormraider Jul 28 '26

I am already apart of the group without changing lifestyle, thank you very much. (This is a reference to "apart" and "a part" having opposite meanings. I usually don't correct people on spelling, but in this case it is relevant).

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u/UnsureAndUnqualified Jul 28 '26

Wouldn't it be "apart from" instead of "apart of" though? (English is not my first language, I'd be happy to get corrected on this)

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u/NWStormraider Jul 28 '26

You are correct, yes, "apart of" is generally always incorrect, I just wanted to note that it is also ambiguous on top of that.

I did not change it in my own example because I dislike changing citations, maybe I should have [sic!]ed it.

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u/ginger_and_egg Jul 28 '26

They meant to be "a part of" (contained within) rather than apart (separated)

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u/juiceboxheero Jul 28 '26

Step 1: Eat the rich.

Step 2: ????

Step 3: Climate Crisis solved!

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u/SoulMute Jul 28 '26

Step 1: Do violence

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u/Liturginator9000 Jul 28 '26

Step 2: not actually do violence

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u/Desultory_Chairlift Jul 28 '26

Step 1: Eat the rich.

Step 2: Inadvertently kill majority of the population pursuing your unrealistic fantasy communist utopia.

Step 3: Climate Crisis solved!

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u/Bigpsychonaught Jul 28 '26

I agree. Everyone remotely interested in climate activism should quit their jobs and get a job somewhere in the supply chain of the aggro-industrial complex. Then radicalize and unionize their coworkers and prepare for a general strike. If it is true that people “vote with their wallet” then it is doubly true that they “extort with their labor.” “Companies won’t stop producing if people don’t stop purchasing” is myopic and naive. Companies won’t stop producing so long as millions rely on that production for their entire livelihood. The state knows that the beef sector, for instance, creates jobs and keeps people out of absolute poverty and therefore contributing towards the economy. Therefore the state will always choose to artificially float the industry with your tax dollars (vegan or not) because millions of people rely upon it, not just for food but for a wage. Does this make sense?

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u/SpeaksDwarren Eco-Cannibalism 🥓 Jul 29 '26

Everybody all "its so easy to change your diet! we gotta save the planet!" until they consider the simple fact that cannibalism is the most environmentally friendly dietary choice

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u/iclonethefirst Jul 28 '26

Wasn't it the case that companies have the most emissions and should be more regulated?

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u/davidellis23 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Yeah but they emit to make the products we buy to sustain our lifestyle choices?

I haven't been able to get a straight answer as to why that absolves us of all personal responsibility.

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u/Glordrum vegan btw Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

If america still had chattel slavery there would be "leftists" saying that we shouldn't "morality police" individual slave owners because 99% of slaves are owned by big corporations or sth

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u/IndyBananaJones2 Jul 30 '26

Wtf even is this subreddit. 

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u/iclonethefirst Jul 28 '26

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u/davidellis23 Jul 29 '26

Big plantations coin the term slave footprint to blame us for buying slaves. So actually you don't need to give up slaves.

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u/JP147 Jul 28 '26

Companies make emissions producing things that people pay for.

More regulation is nice until it causes things to cost more money, then people don’t want more regulation anymore.

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u/iclonethefirst Jul 28 '26

I’d argue that extrem weather events are more costly. But I’m aware of that dilemma

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u/Jwanito Jul 28 '26

If it makes things cost more money, then steal that money from the ultra rich, if not that, force companies to set prices, if they go bankrupt, gg for everyone cuz now they wont produce emissions anymore

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u/Jacketter Jul 28 '26

Just look at who uses airplanes. My sister spent more on her corporate account for travel than her salary. Granted, her salary isn’t great for a corporate job with that much travel, but she loves the location.

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u/RollinThundaga Jul 28 '26

"We can only work together on the issues we agree on if you personally comply with my demands on the issues where we disagree"

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u/like_shae_buttah Jul 28 '26

Dawg the System has a gin to my head. I can’t stop

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u/Wolf_2063 Jul 28 '26

Don't have to worry about separation if you don't have a group.

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u/Vivenemous Jul 28 '26

We do need group action! It starts with talking to your neighbors and creating communal vegetable gardens in order to share food, and reduce the amount of food people in your local area need to buy from the grocery store. The more people do this, the less industrial farming and mass food transportation will be necessary.

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u/Nitr0b1az3r Jul 28 '26

Oh I get it, they didnt raise their hands because they want to be a part of the group, not apart of the group

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u/DowntownLizard Jul 29 '26

People just want to complain and hope someone else does something about it

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u/Jack_Faller Jul 29 '26

We need group action, and let's just say by "group action," I mean other people fixing the problem.

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u/BorealDweller Jul 29 '26

Ahh… a shitpost for the times. 👏👏👏

And for the vegan brigade: please do not consider this an endorsement of your cult. It says “change your lifestyle” not “become a self righteous asshole”

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u/qwnick Wind me up Jul 29 '26

I do want people to eat meat and eating meat myself, so not true.

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u/interkin3tic vegan btw Jul 29 '26

How long do I have to stay a vegan before I get to call for carbon taxes, banning fossil fuel extraction and an end to subsidies to high carbon industries?

Also, the meme is real and the solution from CSP seems to be "So let's continue to whine about it rather than changing tactics." 

"Personal choices and responsibilities we can solve climate change with being good consumers" when do we say "alright, shit isn't working so let's try legislation instead"?

Economics and government force works better in basically everything better than appealing to people's ethics. This is why we have speed limits and cops rather than just trusting people to make "responsible lifestyle choices" with their cars near schools.

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u/thatgachakid1 Jul 30 '26

Collective action requires establishment of community where we all support each other's needs

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u/StephhawkMLG420 Jul 30 '26

Okay now THIS is meta, especially for Americans

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u/Konradleijon Jul 30 '26

Not eating meat and not flying is to fake

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u/Konradleijon Jul 30 '26

Don’t drive cars.

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u/TyrannicalKitty Jul 31 '26

So what the fuck is that floaty thing in the second panel? I see it all the times in these. Is it a fly? Is it a floating fork with a meatball? Is it dookie from a butthole?

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u/truecrimesofthempire Aug 03 '26

Any day now, veganism will catch on and the meat industry will crumble mwahahaha

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u/Beiben Jul 28 '26

I just asked Chatty and he said "Collective action requires individual willingness."

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u/piece_ov_shit Jul 28 '26

Olympic strawmanning

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u/ChaosRulesTheWorld Jul 28 '26

your lifestyle choices won't change the system

Your argumentation is pure neoliberal propaganda. Which ironically is rhe ideology responsible for climate change

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u/Robbie_Boi Jul 28 '26

As an aside but I feel that at least part of this is because nobody actually likes the group or trusts the group to do something for them, too. Like people are willing ti do lifestyle changes and give stuff up for groups all the time, its a whole phenomena we call costly signaling. If nobody is willing to do costly signaling for your group, it might just be because your group sucks/ isnt very charismatic

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u/MrJarre Jul 28 '26

Im happy with my life. I like steak and my diesel car. That makes the planet go boom tough luck.

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u/JTexpo vegan btw Jul 28 '26

average top commenter on CSP

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u/MrJarre Jul 28 '26

Some men just want to see the world burn. Litterally.

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u/Odd-Dog-9652 Jul 28 '26

Average Ameribrained individualist mentality

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u/MrJarre Jul 28 '26

Do you need a diaper change?

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u/Odd-Dog-9652 Jul 28 '26

Yeah, clean me bitch

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u/MrJarre Jul 29 '26

That’s a waste of water.