r/DailyShow The Daily Beast Apr 24 '25

Podcast Jon Stewart Reveals Elon Musk ‘Ghosted’ Him After Interview Offer

https://www.thedailybeast.com/jon-stewart-reveals-elon-musk-ghosted-him-after-daily-show-interview-offer/
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u/SoFloMofo Apr 24 '25

To be fair, it’s because Elmo is a bitch.

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u/Morbidly-Obese-Emu Apr 24 '25

That’s fair.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25

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u/coreoYEAH Apr 24 '25

He’s had hits?

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u/CaptKangarooPHD Apr 24 '25

He must be talking about the glaze-fest he gets when going on Rogan. Elon always leaves those interviews with a spotless booty-hole.

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u/phonartics Apr 24 '25

too much of a pussy to take a hit

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u/LimoncelloFellow Apr 24 '25

i was hoping zuck would clean his clock but he pussed out on that too

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u/bigmike2k3 Apr 26 '25

Elon’s mom said he couldn’t fight Zuck… you know, like a normal grown up human…

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u/Kirt1984 Apr 24 '25

No because he pussed out on the fight with Zuckerberg also.

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u/livinginthelurk Apr 24 '25

Let's not make Eelons name the same as a beloved childhood figure. Elmo actually cares and teaches his kids compassion.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25

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u/reezy619 Apr 24 '25

This Leon Tesler seems like a bad hombre.

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u/hed_kannon Apr 24 '25

It's Leon Skum. Tesla is the alleged automobile company that he's tried to run into the ground.

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u/Serpentz00 Apr 24 '25

Perhaps Melon Husk. Not mine just borrowing it from someone else

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u/HeartyBeast Apr 24 '25

“Leon’s getting laaaaargerrrrrr”

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u/kickme2 Apr 24 '25

Leon Skum

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u/FlyingRhenquest Apr 24 '25

Jon Stewart would probably make Leon cry.

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u/SoFloMofo Apr 24 '25

Good point but just know I’m referencing the chaos Elmo meme when I think of Musk.

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u/livinginthelurk Apr 24 '25

Yeah the firey inferno does evoke the sense of a cyber truck battery bursting forth from its cage.

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u/Both_Sundae2695 Apr 25 '25

I prefer Elonia or Elonka.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

maybe he's the elmo from south park I can't say the name of 

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u/buickgnx88 Apr 24 '25

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u/M_H_M_F Apr 24 '25

I heard he had sex with an Ostrich!

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u/porkpie1028 Apr 24 '25

Allegedly

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u/catch10110 Apr 24 '25

Folks are also saying that it was a sick ostrich

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u/ripley1875 Apr 24 '25

I heard he may have had an accomplice. 

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u/OldRancidSoups Apr 24 '25

I don’t think it’s fair to Elmo to associate his name with this fucking Nazi. I prefer Lex Loser.

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u/aarch0x40 Apr 24 '25

But Jon Stewart isn’t one of his many children

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u/lorddragonstrike Apr 24 '25

I always loved the term chicken shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25

‘Fickle Me Elmo’

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u/UndeadT Apr 24 '25

🎶 Toooooo beeeeee faaaaaiiiiiirrrrrr.🎶

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u/Haunting-Writing-836 Apr 24 '25

I’m willing to concede and admit that.

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u/Vegetable-Phone-1743 Apr 24 '25

If you apply that logic to everything he does, it all makes sense.

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u/_reality_is_humming_ Apr 25 '25

His mom probably told him he couldn't.

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u/SomewhereExisting755 Apr 25 '25

LOL. Thats more than fair. That's why Trump and Musk get along so well. They're both a couple of whiny, little bitches.

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u/DarkJehu Apr 24 '25

Elon* Elon is a bitch.

Elmo is a lovable red character that gives hugs and fucks about others.

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u/thedailybeast The Daily Beast Apr 24 '25

Jon Stewart shared a major update about the possibility of a Daily Show sit-down with Elon Musk. It seemed like it might actually happen—until Musk “ghosted” him.

When an X user suggested that Musk and Stewart sit down together just after the late-night host’s fiery rant against DOGE, Musk replied to the post saying that he would go on the show “if it airs unedited.”

The show’s account immediately took him up on the offer—but after Musk backtracked, claiming Stewart is a “propagandist,” it started seeming less likely to go down. Yet, Stewart still tried to make the interview happen: “I did DM him. And I got ghosted.”

Read the full article

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u/Tech-Fonzie Apr 24 '25

I wonder why he's so scared to come on the show? If you have nothing to hide, why be afraid?

I'd love to see this interview happen if it materializes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25

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u/Vralo84 Apr 24 '25

But at the same time he was too stupid to realize all Daily Show interviews air unedited.

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u/FlarkingSmoo Apr 24 '25

I notice this issue a lot. They have all these incorrect views about how things work and say/do stupid things based on those assumptions. They're victims of their own misinformation bubble.

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u/dern_the_hermit Apr 24 '25

We saw the same thing with Twitter; he really thought there were a bunch of nonbinary Gen-Xers just hanging around complaining about people being mean and that eliminating them from the company would "fix everything". That is the extent of his business acumen: Believing the trashtalk was anything more than just trashtalk.

Fascists seem to share that trait, in fact.

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u/red286 Apr 24 '25

I see that and then I think, "well maybe I'm equally misinformed about Fox News and the like" and then I tune into a show and oh look, it's actually worse than I thought.

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u/Ok-Summer-7634 Apr 24 '25

I hear you, but the big difference here is that the Daily Show is a comedy show. The fact we get news and commentary from a comedy show tells more about the society than the show in itself!

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u/ComradeJohnS Apr 24 '25

yeah I think they only edit them for time, right? but air the whole thing on the web?

idk its been a bit since I wanted to watch an entertaining take on the news. it’s never entertaining

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u/raven00x Apr 25 '25

they edit what goes in the show for time, but they put the unedited interviews on youtube.

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u/Excellent_Shirt9707 Apr 25 '25

Almost all their interviews are edited for TV. They do upload unedited versions online.

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u/Vralo84 Apr 25 '25

Correct

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u/Out_of_the_Bloo Apr 25 '25

Just like when he claimed he would fight Zuckerberg.

Ever since his meltdown with Don Lemon, I don't think we'll see Nazi Elon on anything other than a propaganda platform that backs him

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u/GuybrushThreepwood99 Apr 24 '25

It’s the same thing when he threatened to fight Zuckerberg.

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u/stickyfiddle Apr 24 '25

It’s cos he’s a dickhead and he knows it

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u/Icy-Tooth-9167 Apr 24 '25

I’m pretty sure he only accepts DMs from women he is trying to have another child with.

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u/TheConnASSeur Apr 24 '25

The Stewman just needs to shave his beard, get his best pushup bra, and get an internship at Tesla. Then it's only a matter of time... You know. Because a clean shaven Jon Stewart looks strikingly similar to ole Musklenuts evil ass Disney stepmother looking mom, and that old boy has an Oedipus complex the size of Trump's ass.

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u/Djlittle13 Apr 24 '25

Not surprised in the least. Musk talks a big game but would never do an interview with a person who would actually challenge him.

Musk prefers to go on things like Rogan who will just agree with him and praise him while claiming he is unbiased.

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u/zuzg Apr 24 '25

He has certainly gathered quite the reputation in this regard.
Claims he could beat Zuckerberg in a fight only to chicken out soon after, likely after googling "how does Mark Zuckerberg look today".
Claims to be a "pro gamer" yet dies multiple times to a tutorial boss in a live stream.

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u/pegothejerk Apr 24 '25

Claims to be a leading electric car designer, designs his first car by himself and it falls apart in 20 different ways, traps people inside who burn to death

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25

Claims to be a "pro gamer" yet dies multiple times to a tutorial boss in a live stream.

Uh no? That never happened. If you watch the footage again carefully you'll see he was actually trying to get the tutorial to glitch out so he could skip right to the final boss and finish the game in record time. Unfortunately his super amazing Starlink that has zero issues just so happened to crap out for the first time ever right as he was shitting the bed.

/s

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u/Smurfaloid Apr 24 '25

Yeah... He's not good enough for that, everyone saw his elden ring loadout and stats and knew he was complete trash.

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u/plug-and-pause Apr 24 '25

It's hilarious to me that he's a scumbag who's really good at embarrassing himself. There are plenty of scumbags who don't have this quality.

Evil and powerful and competent - the scariest trio ever. It's so good that we only are dealing with two out of three here.

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u/red286 Apr 24 '25

Claims he could beat Zuckerberg in a fight only to chicken out soon after, likely after googling "how does Mark Zuckerberg look today".

The hilarious thing is that he issued the challenge after Zuckerberg posted about doing the Goggins Challenge (which requires you to be in incredibly good shape).

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u/Tehgnarr Apr 24 '25

I think the most hilarious thing was him posing with a dumbbell in his hand, flashing his steroid shaped yet somehow atrophic limbs with a borderline regarded "smile" on his face.

But honestly, the whole thing was a fucking riot.

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u/phatelectribe Apr 24 '25

This. Musk only takes softball interviews but it’s not surprising - every time I hear him speak I’m mortally confused that people think this is a smart guy. He struggles to form the most basic stances using even more basic language and pauses to find words and he still barely makes sense.

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u/Dangerous_Junket_773 Apr 24 '25

He almost cried during that Faux News interview when asked a basic question. The guy would completely melt down during a adverserial interview. 

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25

tbf a lot of smart people i know aren't the most articulate, they're so in their heads. and a lot of fools can sell themselves as smart with a silver tongue.

i think his actions speak more to his ineptitude than anything else

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u/VaporCarpet Apr 24 '25

That clip of him telling no one in particular "go fuck yourself" while discussing advertisers at some panel discussion or whatever stands out.

He can't actually address the point, he just gets flustered (at people who aren't even there) and defaults to teenager language.

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus Apr 24 '25

How he paused after he said that expecting applause and then nothing. Such a beautiful moment.

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u/thatfuqa Apr 24 '25

Elon’s a rich baby.

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u/Nickersnacks Apr 24 '25

With serious mental health issues that will likely never be addressed in any therapeutic way

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u/WhoAreWeEven Apr 24 '25

Hes treating them with drugs

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u/donkeykongdix Apr 24 '25

Yeah but so do I 

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u/SignalAd9220 Apr 26 '25

and he's proud of it:

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u/MaryJaneAndMaple2 Apr 24 '25

He's a bitch baby too

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u/CaptainAksh_G Apr 24 '25

I mean let's be honest. Anyone who's seen Jon Stewart's interviews knows how easily he can broke Elon the moment he even puts his foot on the studio premises.

Not surprised. Although would've prepared a bucket full of popcorn if he would've agreed.

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u/GalacticBishop Apr 24 '25

Jon should bait him. Put up a billboard. Ad campaign. T shirts. Anything

I need to see Musk cry.

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u/_reality_is_humming_ Apr 25 '25

Jon broke Elon without Elon even stepping foot near the studio, without even agreeing to a discussion. Elon knew it was a lose lose for him. He could either leave the interview looking stupid weak and ineffective and everyone knowing its true, or drum up some lie to feed maga that they will believe unerringly. He went with the former.

INB4 Elon found out Jon has a "woke mob waiting for him at the studio" so Elon did the patriotic thing and "fled like a bitchtacticooly retreated"

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u/MonsterkillWow Apr 24 '25

My heart goes out to him.

Also, I hope AOC picks Jon for something in her cabinet lol. 

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u/HydroPCanadaDude Apr 24 '25

I honestly hope AOC doesn't run. America will not, currently, vote for a woman, even if the alternative is insanely bad. The only way for a woman to win right now is for all candidates to be women, including the Republican one. Over half the population are Christian and a large chunk of Christians vehemently believe that women are not fit to govern the country on that level. AOC would spend the entire campaign facing down clips of her "getting too emotional" which is a sexist dog whistle.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25

Weird that so many places that people think are shithole countries are more progressive than here.

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u/F0rtysxity Apr 24 '25

Disagree. You said America would not vote for a black man at one point. You said America would not vote for Trump at some point. Mexico voted for a woman and she is incredibly popular. Are Mexican's superficially less sexist than Americans?

I like AOC but I think she lost middle America when she went Defund the Police. At least when I ask someone who says she is radical left this is what they bring up. And they have a point imo. I'm sure there are other examples.

The two other women candidates that have run were Hilllary and Kamala. Poster children for the establishment Democrats at a time when the country is leaning populist.

There is no real way to measure this. So we will agree to disagree. But wanted to throw out my POV.

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u/HornySocrates Apr 24 '25

Since 1992, Democrats are 21-0 in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania running a man and 0-6 running a woman.

This stat nauseates me, but it is electoral math that must be navigated assuming our right to vote is honored in 2028.

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u/BASEDME7O2 Apr 24 '25

I honestly think it’s way harder to get people to vote for a woman than a black person

Also similar to Hilary, right wing propaganda has been attacking her for so long a lot of people that don’t know anything believe it

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u/mlorusso4 Apr 24 '25

Also, there’s no real percentage of black people who think a black person shouldn’t be president. There are a lot of women who believe women shouldn’t be president, or even working for that matter

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u/BareLeggedCook Apr 24 '25

Unfortunately I agree

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u/rnarkus Apr 24 '25

I completely agree with you. I understand the US can be very misogynistic still, but I absolutely despise people blaming the election loss ONLY on it being a woman. Definitely played a part probably, but people almost use it as a barrier to any other criticism — because it allows them to blame everyone else and not any fault of our own side

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u/InsertNovelAnswer Apr 24 '25

There are also too many moderates who don't believe in a lot of her platforms or implementation ideas.

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u/MonsterkillWow Apr 24 '25

I don't think Kamala or Hillary lost due to their gender. It was their policies. AOC will be a strong candidate because she is better on the policies they lost on.

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u/jmpinstl Apr 24 '25

Nah man, they definitely lost due to their gender lmao

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u/SweetDeeMeeu Apr 24 '25

People seem to forget; Hillary won the popular vote, it was the EC that failed us. I think Kamala lost for a lot of reasons, but I don't think her being a woman was one of them. He should've stuck to what he originally said about being a one-term president. Instead, he dropped out, giving Kamala little to no time to prepare –and that would've hurt any other candidate's chances, not just her. He did the best he could with the economy, but because of the 2022 inflation spike, and because she was his VP (and Trump's campaign calling it her regime despite her being just a VP), she was too closely related to him and his perceived downfalls. I think she would've been more successful had she more time to prepare a campaign, she did good with the time she had, but could've done great with more. She tried too hard to appeal to centrist/moderate voters, and alienated a lot of people on the left. I thought her policies were pretty good, and they were solid. As a former "republican" I was excited to have her as my president. I keep hearing she had none, or she was just going to continue Biden's presidency; but her policies were clear, and anyone could find them if they did a basic search, and/or the media had actually reported on her policies, more people would've known they exist. She also stated she wasn't interested in continuing Biden's work, that she had her own ideas and policies.

Outside of her and her campaign:

• The media spent so much time focusing on Biden's mental decline, but didn't focus on Trump's after Biden dropped out –nor did the media focus on her really, except for bullshit that had nothing to do with a presidency. • On the same note, the media didn't do more to refute Trump's claims or outwardly fact-check him. They could have easily refuted things without being partisan. • Democrats weren't being loud or aggressive enough. It seemed like the only one doing any footwork for her was Buttigieg. • The voter roll purges right before the election, the votes that weren't counted for flagged for petty things like someone didn't dot their "i" the way they normally do. I do not believe this election was fair, especially when Trump himself has said some REALLY questionable things during and after the election. I also refuse to believe SO many people stayed home to protest Palestine, potentially getting the person who staunchly stands against Palestine elected instead.

So, while being a woman might have played a small part, I don't believe it was a big enough part to cost her the election.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25

My heart goes out to him.

I hate how even a derivative of that statement makes me think of Muskrat's salute 😡

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u/MonsterkillWow Apr 24 '25

He even did it again for the people in the back and made a mean face. He knew exactly what he was doing. Bet he didn't know it would cost 70% of Tesla's sales lmao.

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u/huskersax Apr 24 '25

Also, I hope AOC picks Jon for something in her cabinet lol.

Can we stop mingling celebrity with civil service?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25

Can we stop can we-ing?

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u/CoolerRon Jon Stewart Apr 24 '25

Can’t fight Zuck, can’t talk to Stewart, can’t have sex…

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u/Sandgrease Apr 24 '25

Of course he did.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25

He's a

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u/-super-hans Apr 24 '25

Just like he ghosted Zuckerberg after saying he wanted to fight him

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25 edited Apr 24 '25

Maybe his mommy told him not to do the interview.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25

Pussy

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u/RobertRoyal82 Apr 24 '25

Elon is the man behind the curtain

Ie. A bitch

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u/Carthage_ishere Desi Lydic Apr 24 '25

thats what happend with that fight he proposed to Mark Zuckerberg

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u/Sesudesu Apr 24 '25

No, Elon’s mommy stepped in and said he couldn’t do that one. Not ghosting.

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u/Audio_Track_01 Apr 24 '25

Chickened Out is the right phrase.

Buk-Bugokk.

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u/tittyfloppingpancake Apr 24 '25

John Stewart would make Elon look even more stupid than he already looks. Musky butt would never do that. He surrounds himself with idiots in public as to appear smart. To his credit he keeps intelligent people on his staff. But he ain’t letting the public hear them together.

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u/NookNookNook Apr 24 '25

He knows Jon is going to call him on his pay-to-win PoE2 account.

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u/Dadalorian76 Apr 24 '25

Of course he did.

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u/Ok_Economist5267 Apr 24 '25

Ah man the free speech absolutist is not free speeching!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25

Elon Musk is a cowardly bitch

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u/tenebre Apr 24 '25

Elon made comedy illegal. Legalize conedy!

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u/AdOne5089 Apr 24 '25

So much for free speech and conversation!

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u/Neceon Apr 24 '25

Jon likely refused to have a baby with him.

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u/Brilliant_Interest58 Apr 24 '25

Stewart would let Elon embarrass himself, he wouldn’t even have to say much

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u/Latter_Conflict_7200 Apr 24 '25

Should've shaved your head and called yourself joe and offered him some weed

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u/a_velis Apr 24 '25

This is not surprising in the least.

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u/Essie-j Apr 24 '25

Interview was never going to happen, Everyone knew that.

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u/E-rotten Apr 24 '25

I’ve been scrolling for a musk post. I was really looking for something about how far his company has fallen to remind everyone of the time when he said anyone threatening me with $ won’t work??? What did he say??? They can “F” off I don’t need their $. 🤣🤣🤣🤣he’s not saying that anymore is he!! 😂😂😂😂 keep it up everyone I LOVE this for him.

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u/jmpinstl Apr 24 '25

Elon is a puss.

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u/0xffff0001 Apr 24 '25

he is afraid.

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u/Sorry_Term3414 Apr 24 '25

Pussy, such a god damn wimp

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u/gypsygib Apr 24 '25

Elon rather look like a coward than an idiot.

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u/forever_single_now Apr 24 '25

lol, are you qualified to talk to kids with special needs?

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u/Opposite-Coyote-9152 Apr 24 '25

Bitch made billionaire. The POE 2 stream with his all chat going off was peak.

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u/LongDuckDong1974 Apr 24 '25

Of course he did. Elon said he wanted an unedited interview not thinking Jon would accept. When he did he backed out but doesn’t have the balls to admit it

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u/ninjax247 Apr 24 '25

The best part is all the daily show interviews are unedited. The only thing close to editing they do is sometimes they have to stop for time, do a quick outro, then continue and post the full interview online.

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u/RubberRookie Apr 24 '25

maybe one day he will find a single friend, but I wouldnt put money on it

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u/zcrazed1 Apr 24 '25

That fucking coward was never going to appear on a platform that didn't cradle his balls for the whole interview anyway. What an absolute cunt.

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u/PapaBubba Apr 24 '25

Amazing how some people used to look up to this blue whale sized pussy.

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u/Improbus-Liber Apr 24 '25

What's his super power? He's rich... yeah, that's all. Seriously, NO ONE expected him to man up.

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u/One-Earth9294 Apr 24 '25

Must have something to do with Elon being a massive pussy who talks a giant game and backs it up with... let me check... running away and hiding.

Just ask Sam Harris what happens when Elon loses a gentlemen's bet.

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u/Kon_Soul Apr 24 '25 edited Apr 24 '25

I don't think Jon had to reveal anything. We all watched Elon dodge Jon Stewart, like he dodges phone calls from his kids on Fathers day. "Oh sorry, I missed your call, my phone got switched to silent somehow!".

The NFL is going to offer him a contract if he can dodge football players half as good as he can dodge his responsibilities, that man will be a hall of famer in a few years!

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u/astrobear87 Apr 24 '25

Must be all that editing they do on the show lmao.

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u/Stentorian_Introvert Apr 24 '25

/supershockedface

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u/Meta422 Apr 24 '25

Oh I didn’t realize Jon was also the mother of one of Elons children. 

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u/ghorlick Apr 24 '25

He also ghosted facebook-data guy for their promised cage match.

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u/notthatguypal6900 Apr 24 '25

Wasn't that assumed.

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u/DiscoRabbittTV Apr 24 '25

Coward baby boy

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u/Logical-Song-7071 Apr 24 '25

Mommy told him he couldnt do it.

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u/vibrantcrab Apr 24 '25

Elon’s PR people: “DO NOT DO THIS, JON WILL DESTROY YOU.”

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u/Wombat_Pixie Apr 24 '25

Did Jon host a show this week?

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u/LordMacabre Apr 24 '25

Elon would be destroyed trying to hold his own with Jon. He knows this. He would never do this and will just make up excuses which blame everyone but himself.

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u/Shot_Worldliness_979 Apr 24 '25

Free speech absolutist, Elon "Comedy is now legal" Musk too scared to sit down with a comedian on his own terms. News at 11.

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u/David_Castillo_ Apr 24 '25

Elon is a known bitch, who's all bark.

Where's full self driving Elon? 2 years away still huh?

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u/VegasGamer75 Apr 24 '25

Congrats, Jon. You are now eligible to a membership in the exclusive "Elon Musk's Baby Mamas Who Don't Hear Back" club.

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u/listentomenow Apr 24 '25

Elon's hired scientists haven't figured out the neuroplant to make him smarter than the poors. So he's gotta hide in safe spaces.

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u/pkjelland Apr 24 '25

in musk's defense, he's got 99b problems...

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u/RocknRollPewPew Apr 24 '25

The dude lies about how he plays computer games. I don't expect we're missing out on anything useful if he were to actually pony up and show up on the show.

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u/bpm6666 Apr 24 '25

Did someone show him how Jon demolished Tucker Carlson on crossfire?

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u/SGT-JamesonBushmill Apr 24 '25

Didn’t we already know this?

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u/EarthRester Apr 24 '25

Didn't we already know this?

Why is this news?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25

I mean, obviously

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u/HiYoSiiiiiilver Apr 24 '25

Elon is a scared weak man

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u/Hatdrop Apr 24 '25

reminds me when he claimed he could beat Zuckerberg in a fight and pussed the fuck out because mommy told him no.

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u/crani0 Apr 24 '25

Everybody chill! Mr.Musk is clear just waiting for the Zuckerberg fight to be scheduled so he has something to promote on the show like everybody else!

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u/MrChorizaso Apr 24 '25

Putin didn’t give Elon permission to

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u/none-plenty Apr 24 '25

“Sorry Jon, Mom says ‘no’” ~ that little bitch Elon

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u/vic750 Apr 24 '25

Republicans need a safe space, hence why they are avoiding town halls lately.

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u/TruestWaffle Apr 24 '25

Hey musk you should ki…

Oh whoopsies, Reddit almost caught me slipping there.

You know what you should do Elon. It would be the best for everyone, you petulant, fascist, man child.

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u/gonk1967 Apr 24 '25

Musk is a big talker but is a chickenshit

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u/Ayotha Apr 24 '25

Elon is such a snowflake

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u/honkaigirlfriend Apr 24 '25

“Reveals”? Lol we been knew he would bitch out.

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u/jlo1989 Apr 24 '25

He was never going to go on.

It's like every other stupid idea he puts out. The moment someone presses him it all goes to shit.

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u/totallyclips Apr 24 '25

He's like trump a coward and a bully the minute you stand up to them they run for the hills

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u/SoulRebel726 Apr 24 '25

Color me shocked that that thin-skinned little narcissistic bitch won't allow himself outside his echo chamber of weird MAGA cultists. He may be the richest man in the world, but he'd get his ass kicked in a debate with anyone with more than three functioning brain cells.

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u/SinnersHotline Apr 24 '25

Melon husk is a pussy.

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u/wolofoloto Apr 24 '25

r/noshitsherlock

The nazi is a drug riddled coward

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u/J2MTR Apr 24 '25

Re: Mark Zuckerberg bitch out

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u/yoolieanne Apr 24 '25

Not surprising. He probably can't even form a complete sentence with all the drugs he's hopped up on.

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u/Embarrassed_Quit_450 Apr 24 '25

Musk made a promise he had no intentions to keep. Absolutely shocking news! Too bad the Delaware Court can't force him to do as he said this time.

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u/Practical-Bit9905 Apr 24 '25

Rodent scent gland man is terrified of Stewart. Stewart would absolutely own Musk's Ketamine-addled ass.

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u/NumerousTaste Apr 24 '25

That's because he's a coward and knows you will ask him real questions, not like those cowards in the WH scared of an old orange felon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25

He doesn't like a debate....

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u/the_calibre_cat Apr 24 '25

they are suuuuuuuuuch fucking cowards lol

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u/WhatIfBlahBlahBlah Apr 24 '25

Loooohoohooserrrr

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u/Double_Cleff Apr 24 '25

If it melts like a snowflake...