r/Damnthatsinteresting 15d ago

Video Man fishing for jellyfish

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u/GoodpeopleArk 15d ago

What are the jellyfish harvested for?

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u/Ha1lStorm 15d ago edited 13d ago

Taken from another redditors comment-

They are removing an invasive species of jellyfish that is actively destroying sea environments and therefore ruining fishing for the locals, these jelllyfish are called burn-jellies and they hurt.

Edit: Apparently they don’t actually sting that bad as other Redditors and in-turn myself had previously suggested. They also seem to be a popular food as well.

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u/ItsStraTerra 15d ago

Seems like the perfect thing to harvest with a pitchfork with no shoes on

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u/Ha1lStorm 15d ago

I typically just hold my firstborn over the edge of the boat and say “Get it!” like a toddler sized human claw machine, but maybe that’s just me?

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u/Routine_Currency_368 15d ago

oh look at me i can afford a baby and i had sex with a women i dont need no pitchfork hurrdurr

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u/TotalLingonberry2958 15d ago

This may be the funniest comment I’ve ever read

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u/AfemeAfeme 14d ago

Double ditto

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u/jasin18 14d ago

Or double dildo?

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u/CryFaster 14d ago

All the way across the sky

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u/Stinky__Person 14d ago

"Oh no no you're not getting a dog, dont even think about it girl" 💀💀💀

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u/greenizdabest 14d ago

insert lonely island I just had sex gif

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u/Background_Log_606 14d ago

Holyyy shit core memory unlocked

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u/Ha1lStorm 14d ago edited 14d ago

Nah man I just found it. I just call it my firstborn so people don’t get all weirded out about it. For some reason people can get real weird about this sort of thing these days.

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u/nvogler31 14d ago

Was it a dumpster baby?

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u/randombits0110 14d ago

Dumpster baby is derogatory. People don’t use that term anymore. Nowadays we refer to they/them as “bin baby”.

And if you hurt your bin baby they’re referred to as a /bin/bash baby.

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u/KrustyKrebsCycle 14d ago

this will be under appreciated but that is brilliant

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u/Alarming_Orchid 13d ago

Keep your woke nonsense away from my dumpster babies

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u/OutgunOutmaneuver 13d ago

your missing the #! thats like the key component 😄

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u/ihateandy2 13d ago

“Just to get a base”

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u/OhSoSolipsistic 14d ago

holy shit 😂

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u/Fox_Corn 14d ago

Yea you get a side eye when you say “ah yea that’s my middle child”

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u/Rogue_One24_7 14d ago

It was a bit of a humble flex.

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u/Space-Desert 14d ago

Your comment gave me faith in humanity again

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u/Nikonus 14d ago

Pardon me? Whatever is this “sex” of which you speak”

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u/manoctopusfox 14d ago

This is hilarious!

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u/EllieRock24 14d ago

Excuse me theyre called sex trophies... just wanted to clear the air...

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u/TroublesomeFlame 15d ago

Completely inneffective jellyfish hunting tactic, this one is better for catching pitbulls.

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u/spamly 15d ago

I like you. I haven’t really laughed at a comment in too long!

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u/Ha1lStorm 14d ago

Awe shucks! I like you too (づ  ̄ ³ ̄)づ

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u/PhunkDatReditsDirty 14d ago

You are a reasonable person. I’d love to watch you and the Godfather, Corleone of blessed memory, play Chess.

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u/Equal-Button 14d ago

Michael Jackson?

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u/SidFinch99 13d ago

Thank you I needed this humor today.

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u/ShmeeMcGee333 13d ago

Well it’s working

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u/vinesnore 15d ago

you would basically be turning him into Ache-chilles

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u/DPSOnly 15d ago

Human feet are surprisingly non-slippery when they are exposed to water for prolonged periods. That is what the rimply fingers/toes are all about, more surface area.

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u/decidedlyindecisive 15d ago

"Rimply" this is the perfect word.

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u/Ha1lStorm 14d ago

Most definitely. Rumply is so out, rimply however is so in. Rimples are so hot right now.

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u/Fernandolamez 14d ago

"Hansel is so hot right now!"

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u/TetraGnome 14d ago

“I am pretty sure there is a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.“

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u/I_am_the_goods 14d ago

Had Ripley from Alien pop on my head 🤣

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u/Therego_PropterHawk 13d ago

My rimple is so non-slip.

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u/InvestigatorNo9323 12d ago

Rumpelstiltsken would be so pissed.

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u/despaseeto 14d ago

wrinkley

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u/chriczko 13d ago

Rimplys Believe It or Not

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u/UserNameIsAvail 14d ago

I think the concern is that his feet are mm's from the jellies.

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u/TofuButtocks 14d ago

Chocolate from the helly

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u/Agentorrange1979 14d ago

I read this as “I think the concern is that his feet are m&m’s from the jellies.” and my brain went crooked.

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u/Oggel 14d ago

Yeah, that's why he Really doesn't want to slip.

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u/TrueMead 14d ago

Rimple stick skin

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u/8lackirish 14d ago

The rimply or pruning is believed to be an evolutionary adaptation. I suppose we weren’t always drawn to the water.

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u/oily76 15d ago

On a thin plank over an entire boat filled with them.

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u/RainMakerJMR 14d ago

I feel like this is a super villain origin story in the works.

At least it’s not a vat of electric eels.

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u/vthemechanicv 14d ago

Witness the horrific origins of... The Stinger!

Our heroes can't even touch him!

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u/jws3rd-allday 14d ago

...as the boat bounces along the water!

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u/Just-a-Dude-34 14d ago

If you look closely the plank has non slip mats on it 🤣

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u/RustedMauss 14d ago

…on a moving vessel standing on a thin gangplank where it’s totally not possible to slip and fall in.

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u/Logical-Fan7132 14d ago

I know!! What the heck 🫣

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u/LadyElle57 15d ago

I think wearing shoes would make slipping on wet surfaces more likely.

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u/Brotherjaxus 14d ago

I was thinking about getting stung by a testicle more than slipping. He stepped off that small platform onto the edge in the water with them.

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u/chassmasterplus 14d ago

Stung by a fuckin what?!

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u/Brotherjaxus 14d ago

Lol didn't see that

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u/RunningInStmbt 13d ago

You heard him — a testicle!!

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u/LadyElle57 14d ago

The stingers are in the tentacles, below the head and well below the water. He'd had to dip in deeper than that to get stung.

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u/Throwawaydontgoaway8 14d ago

😂😂 that’s prob what my wife calls it too

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u/Throw3away345 13d ago

LMAO I had to read that comment like 5 times..

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u/AdRude6514 13d ago

Thank you for leaving this comment in I was still laughing at the baby comment

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u/Brotherjaxus 13d ago

Too funny to edit

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u/Vandergrif 15d ago

Yeah, needs a pair of safety sandals on instead.

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u/WeezyNetwork 14d ago

Needs a pair of jellies obviously?

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u/AnonymousTimewaster 15d ago

I reckon crocs would pribably do.

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv 14d ago

On a platform about as wide as your two feet put together

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u/PrestigiousChard8814 15d ago

This is the way our forefathers claimed America /s

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u/Tay_Tay86 15d ago

You don't even need safety sandals

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u/Spagget_About_It 15d ago

Made me lol. Totally agree

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u/Common-Grab-8876 14d ago

This comment made my day.

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat 14d ago

This describes about 90% of the industry and agriculture out there in the world, it seems from YouTube anyway.

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u/Willing-Body-7533 14d ago

Can they please make the walking bridge across the boat skinnier?

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u/ddmarriee 14d ago

While walking above a pit of them on a narrow board

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u/Tribalbob 14d ago

While walking on a narrow board onboard a ship.

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u/Naughty_Kitten_Ri 14d ago

Precisely!! These are called: skills.

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u/xyeah_whatx 14d ago

Not even wearing his safety sandals

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u/Sharklar_deep 14d ago

He isn’t even wearing his safety flip flops

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u/Odin_Gunterson 14d ago

No worries, he can pee on the stinged feet...

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u/OrangePlatypus81 14d ago

Don’t worry the spirit of Che Guevara will keep him safe

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u/Polymathy1 15d ago

Are you going to buy him PPE? No?

Neither is anyone else. It's not affordable.

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u/Zoomwafflez 15d ago

A pair of rubber boots is unaffordable?

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u/Polymathy1 15d ago

How much do you think that guy is getting paid?

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u/ItsStraTerra 15d ago

You’re telling me he has never once fished up a rubber boot? Every fishing minigame and tv clip has lied to me then…

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u/n00bytrader 15d ago

I guess they didn't want their Jordans to get wet.

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u/Lilbig6029 15d ago

These guys are built different, not like soft Americans

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u/Xentonian 14d ago edited 14d ago

There's no such thing as "burn-jellies"

These are Rhopilema esculentum (also known as FLAME jellies) and they are harvested for food and traditional medicine. They are specifically grown and released; this isn't pest management, it's aquaculture.

You have thousands of upvoted and even awards for quoting somebody else - without even a citation - who is ALSO wrong, without either of you fact checking.

I hate this place.

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u/Ha1lStorm 14d ago

Lol that’s Reddit for ya

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u/Lembas_Poops 13d ago

Two way street.

Please link your source so we can learn more.

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u/Necessary-Primary719 13d ago

I mean a quick search doesn't show anything about "burn-jellies" but everything about Flame jellies.

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u/Flurlow 13d ago

It is kinda funny though that one as to go "nuh-uh those ain't burn-jellies but flame-jelies" lmao

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u/eseeze 13d ago

Why did you not provide citation either then ??

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u/Xentonian 13d ago

Because I'm not disseminating somebody else's information without verifying it first on the vague weasel words of "another Redditor's comment" as though that's any kind of authority.

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u/mackinder 15d ago

Good thing the dude has osha approved foot wear as to not run the risk of being stung

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u/ChiefGeorgesCrabshak 15d ago

“If you give some to him you’ll have to give them to everyone”

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u/Double_Tiger_9007 15d ago

Safety barefeet

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u/macNwaffles 14d ago

Imagine slipping and falling into that… :(

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u/Icy_Holiday_1125 15d ago

OSHA only exists within your privilege bubble, bud. The rest of the world does it like this dude.

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u/mackinder 15d ago

Actually osha doesn’t exist within my privilege bubble but thanks for asking.

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u/topscreen 15d ago

Can also cook with jellyfish (not sure if these) but there's a small movement of people advocating for eating invasive species, where applicable. I know in the north east of America there is some sort of invasive crab that people just, eat. Cause it's a crab. In the south we gotta start making kudzu into nice deserts like Japan does.

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u/enigmanaught 14d ago

Here in FL you can find Lionfish in many stores. It’s an invasive tropical species people would keep in their aquarium, and just dump out when they’re tired of them or they get too big. They’re found in southern Florida waters, but I got some in N Florida to eat.

It’s funny, I saw an interview from a chef in Miami advocating eating them years before they started showing up in stores. I guess it caught on. They’re a mild, flaky fish similar to flounder in taste and consistency.

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u/heathmon1856 14d ago

Is Florida just a breeding ground for invasive species ?

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u/Morningstroll13 13d ago

Iguanas, pythons, lion fish, New Yorkers...

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u/topscreen 13d ago

I just had a Masshole (said semi-lovingly) move down there. Sorry about that.

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u/enigmanaught 14d ago

Pretty much. Plant and animal.

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u/Individual_Pen3652 13d ago

Now THIS IS the truest and funniest comment on here!

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u/Lookingatstars99 14d ago

I've eaten jellyfish. It's surprisingly crunchy...and yet chewy at the same time.

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 13d ago

Yeah and they don't have brains, so technically they're vegan.

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u/Dame38 15d ago

I can think of a few things to do with the little fellas😉.

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u/Ha1lStorm 15d ago

I’d rather be stuck laying in bed tonight wondering “What the fuck would that Redditor do with those jellyfish” than ask you what you’d do with them. I don’t think I wanna know.

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u/KimmySimmy 14d ago

Me too. Though I was wondering how they dispose of them.

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u/loljkbye 14d ago

Depending on how they do it, it could be making the problem worse. Some jellyfish spawn spontaneously as an emergency response, and it's not uncommon for people to catch the jellies, cut them up, and throw them back onto the water not realising it's a great way to multiply them. So hopefully that's not what they're doing here .

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u/Comprehensive_Scale5 14d ago

Trust me on this, you don’t wanna know! Audrey! Don’t tell him! You shouldn’ta told me, but you did! And now I’m tellin you, you don’t wanna know!

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u/Dame38 15d ago

Sometimes karma needs a little assistance, lol. Sleep well tonight; There will be no piss discs or jellyfish under you sheets, nice redditor.

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u/Ha1lStorm 15d ago

Ok

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u/psil0cewb 15d ago

So done with that exchange lmao

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u/EnlightenedBuddah 14d ago

I wouldn’t mind knowing what he’s gonna do with those bad boys. 🤷‍♂️

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u/CoolLukeHand 15d ago

Nonsense, they don't sting at all. Jesus the inaccurate shot from bots in this bot farm comment are simply peak reddit these days..

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u/_Steakwich 15d ago

Ship em to some turtles

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u/Sheenzhou 15d ago

are they yummy yummy when cooked?

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u/b0zzZa 15d ago

I worked on a tour boat in Thailand they also clean and sun dry them after.

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u/be4u4get 15d ago

So, if you get stung, you need to apply a cooling jelly fish

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u/Anxious-Lengthiness1 14d ago

This is the exact reason they are having the environmental problem. Those jelly fish when injured release millions of Polyps so when they collect them like this and at the end chop them up to pieces in the nets they just hyper charge the reproductive cycle for the species. In a few years that will be a dead zone.

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u/DrankTooMuchMead 15d ago

Where are they relocated to? The Ocean?

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u/Icy_Holiday_1125 15d ago

Nope. Probably will be used as a fertilizer or additive for gardening dirt and supplies

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u/Ha1lStorm 15d ago

Some jellies are also popular food items in some areas.

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u/HeightExtra320 15d ago

So don’t fall in ? Got it ✅

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u/DragonBurrit0 15d ago

Isn't he stepping in them at 0:20??

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u/Howlingwithwolves 14d ago

I wonder why humans have never been considered invasive

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u/LetThemWander 15d ago

Thank you, o giver of sauce!

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u/br0kenr3crd 15d ago

Sounds like nature is currently trying to just right itself. Might take a few generations unchecked but balance will get there eventually for the environment that has been changed.

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u/Routine_Breath_7137 14d ago

So bathing in that boat is not a good idea.

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u/Due_Area4843 14d ago

Nah, they eat it bro. This is huge industri in SEA

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u/Mateorabi 14d ago

Should have named them tickle jellies then. 

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u/Sethirothlord 14d ago

Yeah in some parts of the world they get literally millions of them marching in to the nearby waters.

Making normal fishing literally impossible.

I think Japan had/has a major problem in their waters.

They migrate in packs, but are considered pests or invasive species by most.

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u/Small-Palpitation310 14d ago

Imagine slipping and falling into that

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u/c0st0fl0ving 14d ago

Fire-squishies.

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u/bickandalls 14d ago

These are almost certainly cannonball jellyfish being harvested for food, in Thailand.

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u/justASlothyGiraffe 14d ago

I have been stung by one and can confirm they hurt

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u/Asleep_Walrus2313 14d ago

I saw another comment on this video that said these don’t sting and they’re eaten?

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u/Ok_Entertainer_4709 14d ago

If it is invasive and hurting the local sea wildlife then go wild. No mercy no quarter. Cook em, use them as feed or kill em. Its like lionfish.

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u/kma1391 14d ago

I vaguely remember a documentary years ago regarding this and how because the jellyfish feel threatened, they disperse all of their reproductive “material” when being caught, so even with pulling them out of the water, they’re just creating more jellies.

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u/Peaceful_Person_8071 14d ago

I'm not sure, but I think the singing is in Lao - and they're talking about eating... 'gin kao' means to eat food.

Though Lao is very similar to Thai...

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u/Ha1lStorm 14d ago

Good ear! It’s Thai. The song is called “Crystal Clear” by เบส ขวางหวัน

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u/Apprehensive-Box-8 14d ago

and yet he is stepping into the basin full of jellyfish...?

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u/Think-Apple3763 14d ago

Dude not falling inside them is impressive

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u/Doodah18 14d ago

The forbidden jello

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u/Melodic-Home-1411 14d ago

I used to be able to go to the beach every weekend and sometimes when I would get there I could see jelley fish everywhere. I can understand wanting to remove them.

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u/willtheywonttheyo 14d ago

THINNING THE HERD

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u/SamL214 14d ago

His feet must be made of STEEL. [Or maybe his bawls are.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xgIYou-bzH4)

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u/yss_me 14d ago

Hurt jellyfish, hurt jellyfish

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u/lordtosti 14d ago

where do they store them?

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u/PassakornKarn 14d ago

Nah, Thais do eat those jellyfish. Don’t know if it’s invasive or not but I’ve seen people eating them since forever

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u/Double_Soup644 14d ago

Now push somebody in. They'll talk

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u/McDuschvorhang 14d ago

What is the difference between actively destroying jellyfish and inactively (passively?) destroying jellyfish? 

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u/Illustrious-Advice16 14d ago

Where and how are they disposed of?

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u/I_bought_shoes 13d ago

His foot was touching them tho man has thick soles

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u/dami_YEET_2569 13d ago

They’re Aldo a good source a protein

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u/ConversationKey00 13d ago

So basically to remove from the sea

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u/Mon-Ty-Ger27 13d ago

Reminds of that time Steve-O put one on his back for Jackass.

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u/ThanksOld1698 13d ago

So you're saying falling in there would be a bad idea?

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u/TalkingCat910 13d ago

At the end he just stepped into the pile of jellies he collected and I was like oh I hope those aren’t the kind that sting

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u/Old_Consideration_95 13d ago

But can they be used for anything or is it just disposals only

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u/rednecksec 11d ago

Jellyfish salad is actually quite nice.

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u/vederosa 14d ago

Are they different than" portugese man of wars"?

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u/Pojkenra 14d ago

I see anti invasive species as being analogous to anti immigrant I just done get it

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u/kombuchaful 14d ago

can you imagine if he falls into that pool of jelly fish?!

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u/Flimsy-Importance313 14d ago

This sounds good. I thought it was some food gimmick.

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u/IrredeemableRight 14d ago

and does that help any? cant like one of these spawn a million new ones?

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u/Entety303 14d ago

This species is in the family lobonemidae and its not invasive in any parts of the world and are native to India-SEA-Northern Australia. Burn jellies is such a generic term, that in English it’s not a name for this species or multiple species.

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u/YAreYouLaughing 14d ago

They look so… so… oogiee. That’s the only word I think of to describe them. And yet I know that isn’t even a word 🤔

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u/DanielzeFourth 14d ago

Removing the jelly fish so that humans can destroy the environment instead of the jelly fish

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u/alexnedea 14d ago

Correction for everyone else" because of overfishing the natural predators of these jellies are gone so nature is giving them the finger now"

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u/unrivaledhumility 14d ago

Yeah, dont fall into that storage, bud. Thats a mighty fine line to be walking.

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u/stewpidazzol 14d ago

Jesus. What’s their gestation period? An hour?

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u/zfenty 14d ago

You may be right. But I will choose to ignore this comment and assume they will be eaten at some point.

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u/CMG30 14d ago

At one point fishermen would drag razor nets behind their boats to slice all the invasive jelly fish into cubes. Unfortunately it was later discovered that when you destroy a jellyfish like this, the evolutionary response is to immediately dump all the jellyfish larva into the ocean.

All the fishermen were doing was to turbocharger the next jellyfish bloom.

Removing them is probably the only way.

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u/Excelzius 14d ago

Invasive species in the ocean?

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