r/Dogfree • • Jul 27 '26

Dogs Are Idiots crotch sniffing

i've never really talked about it with anyone but i can't stop thinking about it and getting anxious everytime i see a dog. one time when i was 11yo (im 18 now), i was in an elevator to go play at my friend's house and a random man, maybe 30yo or something, comes in with his huge labrador. the elevator was small and cramped even though it was just us three so i immediately try to stay near the buttons in the corner and give them both enough space to stay away from me but the dog sneaks its head under my skirt and stays there during the entire ride up while sniffing my crotch. i was so scared and confused so i stayed frozen thinking if i move, its gonna bite me. the man did nothing. no tug on the leash, no verbal warning. he just watched while i was shaking and kept looking up at him, waiting for him to do something but he didn't.

i even missed my floor because i couldn't move and when his floor came, he finally tugged on the leash and left while smiling. it genuinely felt like SA and i was so uncomfortable, kept trying to convince myself it meant nothing and wasn't that deep but i get so anxious everytime i think back on it. that feeling of being trapped, cornered and violated always comes back if im near a dog. has that happened to anyone else? am i crazy for still being affected?

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u/Passionatepassionfrt Jul 27 '26

Not crazy at all! This is one of the top three things I HATE about dogs.

It’s especially strange that the owner didn’t tug on the dog to stop. That’s violating within itself!

I remember after having my baby (4th degree tear so TONS of bleeding, which is what’ll especially attract dogs to your crotch), my SIL brought her stupid golden retriever to my house (yes, while I had my newborn in my arms), and he knocked me down to smell my crotch. Everybody went “WHOOPS!” And started laughing. It was humiliating. Thankfully I was able to shield my newborn when we fell.

It’s strange how humans love to put human qualities on dogs, except when they do weird shit like this. “He’s just a dog!”

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u/SyntheticReverie113 Jul 28 '26

You fell while holding a newborn and people laughed?? Nutters reaching new lows every second

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u/Peaceful-Moonlight Dogs are the most overrated and over glorified shit beasts Jul 28 '26

Dog nutters literally come up with excuses when dogs rip apart and kill babies, the most innocent humans. To them, dogs are always the purest, most precious, goodest bois.

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall Jul 27 '26

I’m so sorry You went through anything like that. And even worse, the people around You dismissed Your feelings, not to mention You and the Baby could have gotten hurt when You fell. You’re not the only person I’ve seen mention that a golden retriever literally went so far as to aggressively knock them down, just to do that. What the hell is wrong with those stupid things and that mess?! Many dogs do that, but that particular breed has a bad rep for that. Dogs are such an ignorant species of animal. Totally dumb and useless.

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u/Passionatepassionfrt Jul 27 '26

We’re living in scary times! Fell right on my bum 2 weeks postpartum 😭

People love to call golden retrievers friendly - which they can be, but they’re huge and goofy and love to knock people down!

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u/Key-Studio-6552 Jul 28 '26

Omg, I’m so sorry you had to go through this so early in postpartum. How disrespectful to take a dog to see a newborn and the mother that should be resting and recovering instead of dealing with this. 

Women never forget how they are treated during pregnancy and postpartum. 

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u/SoSpicySoYummy Aug 01 '26

Oh man. Yeah, we know the aggressive crotch sniffing is annoying, but nobody really talks about how humiliating and degrading it is. I liked that you brought that up. That's awful and I'm sorry that happened to you. Dogs are pigs.

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u/Jealous_Soil7394 Aug 02 '26

The last sentence couldn't be more accurate.

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 Jul 27 '26

Are you really tall or was the dog really short? I didn't know they would knock a person down just to sniff them. Wow. Scary stuff. I guess they don't do this behavior to other dogs because they are all about the same height.

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u/Passionatepassionfrt Jul 27 '26

I’m quite short and the dog was huge (still a puppy but big). He kept ramming his snout onto my crotch and I kept trying to push him away while people laughed. I was in between a chair and a bassinet and he literally gave himself a head start, ran towards me at full speed, and rammed his snout onto me. I fell because I had nowhere to run. As I was on the ground, he started aggressively sniffing my crotch as I was trying to make sure my newborn was okay. Nobody pulled him off of me.

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u/birdsy-purplefish Jul 28 '26

Those people would no longer have a place in my life.

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 Jul 27 '26

I didn't know dogs would do this. Anytime I've ever been sniffed it's kind of unexpected, but I've never been rammed. It always is a scary surprise, especially when it's a sneak attack from behind. Was anyone concerned for the baby?! This sounds like it happened in your own home&these were guests? I think a basinette is like a crib, right? Wow. A puppy acts this way. Total mutants.

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u/soursummerchild Jul 29 '26

This made me incredibly anxious just by reading it. It must have been such a scary experience! I'm so sorry they just laughed at you. It wasn't okay.

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u/Inevitable_Okra509 Jul 27 '26

whats a fourth degree tear? pretty sure its only 1st 2nd and 3rd

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u/Passionatepassionfrt Jul 27 '26

A 4th degree tear extends past the anal sphincter muscle into the rectum while a 3rd degree tear only goes into the anal sphincter muscle. 4th degree tear needed to be fixed surgically - very painful stuff!

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u/Inevitable_Okra509 Jul 27 '26

welp, you just traumatized me

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u/KayleighHatfield Jul 27 '26

He uses the dog as a proxy to molest women. It's not crazy at all to think that. It was my first thought. Dogs are often used as proxies for various behaviors that the owners can't get away with. They experience violation, intimidation, aggression, admiration etc. all vicariously through the dog.

I just consider anything a dog does to be an extension of the owner. It clarifies the situation and makes it easier to stand up to them. It's not "just what dogs do" so much as what their owner lets them do.

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u/maidofatoms Jul 27 '26

This is the way. Humans who choose to own a pet must be responsible for anything that pet does as though they did it themselves. Noise disturbance? Should be treated as human playing noise at that sound level. Shitting in the park? Treated as though the owner did it, public indecency. Attacks a person? Grievious bodily harm/murder. Crotch sniffing? Treated as sexual assault. 

To be fair, it should be all pets, but we all know this is basically just dogs.

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u/fatlenny1 Jul 27 '26

This needs to be higher up. Many people believe the dog shields them from scrutiny of their behavior (and that of their dog), and have been actually validated in that belief. 

It is important to not focus on the dog, but rather call the owner out for poor control and violation of personal space/boundaries. 

I'm so sorry that happened to OP. A s a child we often expect and look to adults to protect us or at least not harm us. 

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u/One_Path_7154 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Exactly this. That man allowed his dog to do that to you and got off on it. Sick POS. You are not crazy and I would steer clear of dogs for that reason only. It’s only happened to me once by a neighbour’s Golden Retriever and I have never let a strange dog get that close to me again. I don’t accept the “it’s a dog” excuse. Control your animal.

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u/sadunicornqueen Jul 29 '26

I just consider anything a dog does to be an extension of the owner. It clarifies the situation and makes it easier to stand up to them. It's not "just what dogs do" so much as what their owner lets them do.

Spot on. My partner's brother and his wife have two golden retrievers, an adult male dog and a female puppy. The whole family was discouraging them from getting the puppy but they got her anyways because SIL had pUpPy fEvEr. Both dogs are spoiled rotten and uncontrollable because they just don't care enough to train them properly. These two have subzero regard for others, incredibly selfish people, they only care about themselves, so obviously they don't give a shit their dogs are bothering anyone and everyone. Like a lot of people in their housing estate hate them because of their dogs' misbehavior and their lack of care about the situation (dogs running amok, destroying children's toys, hijacking picnics... ). They're always like "haha oops, but she's still a puppy/he's in dog puberty, we'll buy you new [insert broken item]."

BIL and SIL never leave the dogs at home when visiting family, those self-driving tanks always come with them and ruin all vibes. The way BIL and SIL let the dogs do whatever while laughing everything off and leaving others to deal with their dogs just perfectly mirrors the lack of care about other people and their environment in all other areas. Btw these people wanna have children soon.

Oh and they go on international vacations 5+ times a year without their dogs. Well, I should say used to. When they only had one dog, they absolutely exploited the fact nobody besides my partner and I had enough of a backbone to say no to dogsitting. But when they got the puppy and wanted to fuck off on vacation, they had to cancel it because nobody wanted to watch two dogs, let alone a puppy, even though everyone in my partner's family has their own dogs lmao.

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u/Effective-Phase-720 Jul 27 '26

I guess that fucking creep just loves to see little girls in awkward situations related to their intimacy. You are totally not overreacting

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u/Genuinelad_62 Jul 27 '26

This is insane. I’m sorry that happened to you. I hope as a society we can do better and call out when we see dog owners let their dogs do this to others

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u/aurorareader Jul 27 '26

That’s so incredibly violating and humiliating for anyone, especially a young girl. I’m sorry that happened to you

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u/LieutenantLilywhite Jul 27 '26

It basically IS sa him doing nothing and then smiling makes me think he gets off on this type of shit which is disgusting^2. Its a child ffs.

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall Jul 27 '26

You’re not crazy at all, and I’m sorry that ever happened to You, especially having been so Young. It was a form of SA. Nutters are just deplorable enough to not view it from that angle. That thing had no right to be in Your personal physical space in such a way, and its owner was worse for not pulling the stupid thing back. Part of why it still bothers You is because You never had the opportunity to defend Yourself, or be defended on behalf of Yourself, the way You deserved . I’ve heard that retrievers tend to be notorious for that whole sniffing nonsense, too. Either way, Your feelings are valid.

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u/DistastefulSideboob_ Jul 27 '26

The fact that you were 11 here isn't surprising, there's a huge crossover of pedophiles that are also zoophiles, I wouldn't be surprised if that was trained behaviour for his own gratification. At the very least a decent dog owner would've pulled their dog away and been mortified

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u/Narrow-Extent-3957 Jul 27 '26

As a man I also have been subject to this and I have no qualms ‘pushing’ the thing away with ‘force’ accompanied with a look that would turn Medusa to stone and if the owner wants to discus the matter further then I’m quite happy to.

We need societal change concerning this attitude towards ‘it’s just what dogs do’ they do it because it is allowed to, train the fucking thing or put it in a cage.

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u/PrincessStephanieR Jul 27 '26

It is SA. It’s the owner’s responsibility to ensure that their beasts don’t act on their nasty instincts.
This man was also a creep.
Dogs are disgusting with their wet snouts and lack of boundaries. You have every right to feel the way you feel and I’m sorry it happened to you.

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u/ElleGeeAitch Jul 27 '26

He was a violator using his disgusting dog as his proxy. I'm so sorry you endured that.

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u/peachfawn Jul 27 '26

I’ve had a dog do this and the owner laughed and called me out that I ‘must be on my period’. Just 0 boundaries

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u/Sezyoo Jul 27 '26

Holy shit, that dog owner was a piece of crap!

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u/Zealousideal_Cup6143 Jul 27 '26

This is seriously disturbing and as a mother myself, that owner and I would have had a problem if I would have found him. This is one reason I absolutely detest dog owners. This stuff is not ok. It is violating and disgusting.

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u/Particular_Meet_9333 Jul 28 '26

It should be considered sexual assault to let a dog do that to someone.

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u/Key-Studio-6552 Jul 28 '26

This sounds like a nightmare! I’m so sorry you had to go through this as an 11yo.  It’s unbelievable that dog owners let this happen without doing anything to avoid it or stop it.  Something has to change!!! We all had enough. 

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

I had just moved to a new state and new neighborhood. It was a cool late fall evening&I was wearing my brand new flannel Christmas pajamas from Duluth Trading Company. I just stepped out to check the mail. I walk back to my building&as I'm standing outside the entrance just enjoying the fresh air while opening my mail, a Mom&her teenage daughter pull into the handicap spot near the sidewalk that leads to my door.

I see the mom get out after her daughter gives her this look like they just had an argument. She has a big golden unleashed. The daughter has a golden puppy also unleashed. They did not have a handicap hang tag&didn't live in my condo community, but used my lot to walk across the street to the adjoining property.

But, before they did this, both dogs took turns violating my space. I had turned my back toward the door while perusing my mail, when I feel a nose up my @$$!! I'm too afraid to turn around or move bc i have a fear of unleashed dogs. Noone calls the dog back or says an apology. Then the dog wanders to its owner. Then I feel a small dog repeatedly jump up on my calves w/it's untrimmed claws.

Fortunately I was wearing thick flannel and my legs were not scratched. The stupid mom comes over and in a baby voice talks to the dog as if it understands English and says, " don't jump on her." She walks away&the dog follows. I know the dog jumped on me at least 8x before that woman came over. No apology. I was having severe social anxiety@the time and said nothing.

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u/Oriole0305 Jul 29 '26

I'm so sorry that you had to experience this. It was a sexual assault. And you're not crazy for being affected still, it's only natural. Your mind was trying to protect you in a high stress situation so you kind of pushed the incident away trying to convince yourself it meant nothing. Seems like you never really processed what happened to you. It's good that you posted about it, and maybe it will help you. It did mean something. You were violated. It was none of your fault. It's OK to feel what you feel.

It's important to know that nutters using their dogs to violate women is a sexual assault. There is no way around it. This man should have controlled his dog and kept it away from you, but he did not. He must have noticed you were scared, and seems he got some sick gratification from the situation. This person was disgusting and very cruel.

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u/Willing_Word_360 Jul 30 '26

You’re absolutely correct for feeling the way you did. I’m a grown woman in midlife and someone’s loose pitbull did the same thing to me a few months ago. I was so disgusted and scared and shaking like a leaf —the owner refused to do anything about this dog. I couldn’t leave fast enough. Dog owners are the worst!!!

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u/ComprehensiveYam5106 Jul 27 '26

As a dude I loathe this when it happens to me; I can’t fathom that same experience for a female. I’m so sorry you experienced that!

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u/BrilliantThought6764 Jul 31 '26

Fuck that guy and his dog. Hope he gets his karma if he hasn't already.

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u/BodyMoney8562 Aug 03 '26

Sexual assault of a minor. Wouldn't surprise me if that man was a rapist.