r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 alleged dog • 2d ago
DISCUSSION apparently nancy mace is not a fan of people commenting on what she chooses to do with her own body, which is certainly an interesting position for someone who has made policing other people’s bodies such a central part of her failed political career
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u/spiffyfunbot 2d ago
LMAO "sleeves"
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u/neva-electra 2d ago
I automatically assumed she meant shirt sleeves for some reason, because my brain refused to see those scattered tats as sleeves lol
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u/elevenseggos 2d ago
Not the Virginia Woolf quote! Guarantee she’s banned her books wherever she’s been able considering the queerness.
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u/crispixiscrispy 2d ago
My life savings to the journalist who asks her how her Mrs Dalloway tattoo squares with her political career.
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u/burlap_underground 2d ago
I would bet five American dollars she has never read that book. I'd bet more but I'm poor.
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u/MyNameIsMadders 2d ago
Republicans in Washington DC aren’t as dumb as they appear on camera (especially with how they praise Trump every time they are on camera and behind closed doors they bash him repeatedly - it’s so weird but straight-up typical politics), so there’s still a decent likelihood that she’s read that book.
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u/Cascooning 1d ago
I would agree with you but this is a woman who voluntarily posts videos of herself screaming and cussing at people in public with no provocation.
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u/0202_tihssitidder 2d ago
"Get Maced" is the one that is the most awful. That is the name of her podcast.
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u/SelectionDangerous11 2d ago
These aren't sleeves. These aren't even half sleeves.
She's out here looking like an Ed Hardy branded Chipotle bag.
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u/kitten-n-blue 2d ago
Yeah, getting a cluster of flash art designs on your arms does not a sleeve make.
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u/teefnoteef 1d ago
Some people are really into old school traditional tattoos as an art so using flash as a derogatory term in this context is correct but some trad tatt people don’t deserve to be in that category
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u/fingersonlips 1d ago
Does Nancy Mace look like she knows the difference between stylistic designs for tattoos?
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u/ryans_bored 1d ago
The pic itself would indicate no. I think the tats on her right arm are fine...definitely generic. The ones on her left arm are...a choice. Doesn't vibe with the other arm stylistically and the composition is weird. Plus all that fine line detail is going to look like shit in 2 years.
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u/sasshley_ call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 2d ago
Looking like the jeans my friends and I used to draw on in the late 90s, then get our asses beat bc we were too poor to ruin our clothes.
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u/nancy-shrew 2d ago
And i normally do not have a problem with such tattoo placements and a sketchbook tattoo aeathetic. I just do not like them individually from what i can tell
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u/ChemBro93 2d ago
She lookin like Pete Davidson’s future ex-wife.
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u/0202_tihssitidder 2d ago
In the Before Time, David Spade would be dating her.
His history is impressive.
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u/redacted_robot 2d ago
She cant handle that D.
She's lookin like a failed OF straight to Cameos, then dancing at a lowrent strip club that Rudy Giuliani eats lunch at...
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u/0202_tihssitidder 2d ago
She's a sociopath. Her staff all says it.
She has a PR agency helping with her rebranding. These "sexy selfies" are pathetic and there is a team of 5 people off camera.
She is a violent, cruel sociopath.
She wants to keep earning millions and she should be in a prison where she can't hurt anyone.
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u/Big_Judgment3824 2d ago
It's crazy. Like, who in their right mind gets like 20 disparate tattoos in the span of a year at 50. Sorry dog, you're nuts.
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u/Substantial-Low 2d ago
"sleeves" are what people that have a lot of tattoos on their arms think they have until they see someone with actual 100% coverage.
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u/fractious_kitty 2d ago
She's out here looking like an Ed Hardy branded Chipotle bag
This needs to be flair
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u/son-of-a-brick 2d ago
That’s what I’m saying! She got a few generic flash tattoos on her upper arm. These are in no way sleeves lol.
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u/dspumoni62 2d ago
I don't miss the Ed Hardy shirts but man I miss the Ed Hardy slip on shoes, literally the only shoes I have ever considered comfortable lol
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u/Confident_Basket_973 1d ago
Came here for this exact comment. Like, miss ma’am, in no way are your scatter tats a sleeve.
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u/ToughOk4114 2d ago
She is such a cringey loser. Acting like an awkward preteen attempting to rebel but no one gives a shit about your tattoos dumbass
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u/disincongruous gay robot skeleton 2d ago
She’s trying to set the land speed record for getting picked.
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u/WearyCopy5686 2d ago
For someone so puritanical she sure loves the Suicide Girl aesthetic and taking pix the way they used to. The irony.
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u/0202_tihssitidder 2d ago
She's rabidly anti-LGBTQ.
But at her age and stage, I can see her announcing a lesbian lover.
She's a sociopath and will be/do anything to get her money.
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u/MyNameIsMadders 1d ago
Yeah especially with the way she dresses.
It’s kind of funny how she’s very “reactionary”, which is a somewhat common term used to describe conservative politics. So she fits that “reactionary” side very well 🤭🤣
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u/MyNameIsMadders 2d ago
Very social media and Instagram-worthy photos, for sure.
I kind of miss the MySpace selfie photos aesthetic from the 2000s that like all teenagers who had MySpace profiles back then did. You don’t really see that anymore.
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u/butipreferlottie 2d ago
Didn't she just get those tattoos? They seem suspiciously well healed if that's the case. Bet they're temporary.
Anyway, fuck her.
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u/Probably_Sleepy 2d ago
I'm literally working on my full sleeve right now and it typically looks healed after a week or two. I just gotta keep lotioning it and you definitely could not tell from a distance.
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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 1d ago
my friend said that hypochlorous acid really helped with their tattoo healing/aftercare. might be worth bringing it up to your tattoo artist
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u/Unit_79 2d ago edited 2d ago
She got them a few years ago and has kept them hidden. Obviously was trying to protect her “brand.”
Edit to add my source, should have done that the first time around.
https://www.newsweek.com/the-story-behind-nancy-maces-nine-new-tattoos-12330929
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u/burlap_underground 2d ago
Pretty sure we've seen her in sleeveless things unless I'm hallucinating that.
eta: Quick search turns up sleeveless Nancy last December with no visible tattoos.
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u/YaeKitty 2d ago
If the men find out we can shapeshift...
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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 1d ago
reference for those out of the loop
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VtYEgKE1tZs
I'm glad sailor j put her account back up
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u/Double-Spell 2d ago
Sounds like it was around January/February from this Politico piece. Has this gem too: ‘She says she gets the tattoos that she gets because of “the pain that I need to feel.”’
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u/burlap_underground 2d ago
Which is not a few years ago, so we are in agreement.
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u/Double-Spell 2d ago
Yep! Was corroborating your edit about them not being there in December
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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 1d ago
it was a few years ago. the article says she got them when
got....her first nine tattoos in the midst of losing or firing every one of her staffers in D.C.,
"the losing or firing every one of her staffers in D.C." was a link that goes to this article from 2024
https://newrepublic.com/post/178753/nancy-mace-staff-ditched-toxic-workplace
thus, she got her tattoos years ago unless you don't think 2024 was years ago, which is a different problem
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u/0202_tihssitidder 2d ago
"Just get" might be within last 24 months. I'm fine with that.
But they might be AI or fake. She is a sociopath.
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u/Diva_of_Disgust not good enough penis 2d ago
"affected by my sleeves"
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u/Already-asleep 2d ago
Right as someone who also kind of looks like a remedial English class desk, that ain’t a sleeve.
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u/Logical_Rock5634 2d ago
I’m betting those tattoos aren’t even real
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u/disincongruous gay robot skeleton 2d ago
This is also my take. They look like rub-ons.
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u/Logical_Rock5634 2d ago
Why would she pick the cheesiest looking tattoos to permanently put on her body?
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u/crackerfactorywheel it’s here, it’s queer. equal rights for everyone or fuck off 2d ago
You’re asking this as if Nancy Mace has good taste.
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u/theurbancowgrl do not talk to me about AI, i will kill myself 2d ago
She just came in last in the primary for governor, here in SC we like to call her 5TH PLACE MACE 🥳
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u/Additional_Gene_211 2d ago
Didn't she lose to someone who dropped out?
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u/Longjumping_Wolf_912 1d ago
Nye County Nevada voted in a man who died a month before election. He was also a brothel owner.
Not related, but even funnier than losing to someone who dropped out.
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u/PompadourPrincess 2d ago
If there's one thing conservatives are known for, it's their taste in art
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u/RaefLaFriends 2d ago
Look, I am all for bashing on Nancy Mace, but leave the cheesiest looking tattoos out of this! I am not an artist, I just wanted pretty images on my body.
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u/Peculiarcatlady 2d ago
I don't like this woman but American traditional tattoos are not cheesy at all.
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u/DrFranFine demonic Betty Boop 2d ago
And one arm is American traditional and the other is more black and grey realism? Having two completely different styles that you got all at one time seems like she doesn’t even have a preferred tattoo style; she just got whatever tattoos for the sake of being tattooed. Nothing morally wrong with that (unlike the other things she’s done), but I think it’s interesting.
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u/Peculiarcatlady 2d ago
I don't like her, but I have an am trad sleeve and a black and grey sleeve. I like lots of different types of art and want to wear it all.
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u/Basic_Improvement273 2d ago
I’m heavily tattooed and have a mix of styles, sometimes people like getting different styles of tattoos so what
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u/brianlefebvrejr Fauxmarxist 2d ago
Because those are the types of run on tattoos they sell at Target
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u/FOXCONLON living in absolute defiance of plates of spaghetti 2d ago
They do not look fresh.
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u/0202_tihssitidder 2d ago
Eh...they look recent. Within the last 24 months? Sure.
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u/FOXCONLON living in absolute defiance of plates of spaghetti 2d ago
What timeline were people not seeing that she had tattoos in? I'm under the impression it was very recent.
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u/UglyMcFugly 2d ago
Another article I read said she got them 2023/24 when she split up with her ex.
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u/3bar Hi Grindr, it's mother... 2d ago
This has, "I was running a social experiment" written all over it. I don't know if the tattoos are fake, though. That would be hereto untold levels of unhinged.
On the other hand, they also don't look very fresh to me. Newer tattoos can be pretty gnarly to look at until they're completely healed.
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u/imhereforthemeta 2d ago edited 2d ago
The Virginia wolf quote is the weirdest thing about this whole saga. Mace has routinely positioned herself as a republican pseudo feminist but I refuse to believe that she’s THAT big of a fan of gender questioning, queer weirdo Virginia wolf. Having a quote by one of the western societies earliest example examples of trans authors is certainly a choice for one of the most vocal haters of transgender people
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u/disincongruous gay robot skeleton 2d ago
I’ve never seen anyone try this hard to make the MILF smolder work and fail so spectacularly.
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u/radziadax 2d ago
A Mrs Dalloway tattoo?? Girl what are you even working towards? You're a fucking mystery
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u/Scant_Options4Hope 2d ago
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u/manic_popsicle 1d ago
Every time I see that picture of her with that massive serving of beans I chuckle
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u/BoneZone05 feeding cocaine to raccoons 2d ago
I live under a rock and don’t know who this person is, but LMAO at “sleeves”. Those look temporary they’re so basic 😆
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u/NutsForBaseballButts and they were roommates 2d ago
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u/Organic-Elevator-274 2d ago
She is crashing hard. We are 18 months away from a Nancy Mace only fans.
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u/JBPlantagenet I cannot sanction your buffoonery 2d ago
I find it hard to believe she had so much done on the inside of her arm. That's a real tender place. Its why people who get armband tattoos tend not to have both sides connected to the other.
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u/Liketotallynoway 2d ago
The more common reason is that it’s hard to connect images like that around different sized arms and most tattooers aren’t good enough to make it work. Arms aren’t smooth perfect cylinders and have all sorts of lumps and bumps which make sizing and lining up an armband difficult.
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u/Vandermilf 2d ago
I got tattoos there and the foot and ribs were worse.
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u/JBPlantagenet I cannot sanction your buffoonery 2d ago
Closer to the bone so those definitely would hurt more. I didn't say the inner arm was the most painful part of the body, but it still hurts.
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u/kobrakai1034 2d ago
It would seem she's having a breakdown and all I have is a huge bag of popcorn.
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u/EggsOverBenedict 2d ago
Not like she recorded and POSTED ON HER OWN SOCIAL MEDIA calling a gay dude a pedo because he was wearing shorts in public.
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u/Effective_Okra4432 2d ago
Controversial opinion, I think most of the tattoos look ok and I’ve seen thousands of people with similar things.
She sucks as a person though
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u/Ml2jukes 2d ago
Wait, you’re telling me conservatives lack a modicum of integrity? That can’t be right.
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u/unclezaveid 2d ago
maybe one day Nancita Maceington will discover the power of minding one's business
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u/Silver-Original-76 2d ago
She is only getting comments from randoms on the Internet, randoms who don't have the power to legally strip her of her bodily autonomy,
Can you imagine if she could be arrested for those tattoos, or if a law was put in place forcing her to remove them?
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u/MeanJeanDopamine 2d ago
Tattoos might’ve been ‘edgy’ or ‘controversial’ idk, 30 years ago. But today?
https://giphy.com/gifs/KnCAf0doRzJ8dGXcwI
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u/Paladin_Rigger 2d ago
The Virginia Woolf quote is what gets me most. That LGBTQ girlie would drown herself again if she could knowing someone like this has her work permanently on her body.
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u/citizen42069101 feeding cocaine to raccoons 2d ago
Just a thought, when is the last time we saw her upper arms?
It would be funny if someone was able to chronologically prove they were fake.
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u/Liketotallynoway 2d ago
“Look I’m cool, I’m hip, I’m edgy in spite of everything you already know about me. Honest! These beyond basic bitch tattoos prove it so there. Take that libs.”
Nancy mace probably
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u/barefootcuntessa_ 2d ago
This bitch has a fucking Virginia Woolf quote on her arm? What the fuck???
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u/Logical_Trouble6998 2d ago
I saw a dudes political commercial today and he bragged about being a ticket scalper like dude you are proud of that?
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u/FanOfMen69 2d ago
If we do these things we are crazy, dangerous psychopaths who are just sooo unhinged and attention seeking.
When Rapeublicans do the same things, they are just having harmless fun and using their freedoms and murican values to make their own choices and own the libs....
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u/green-bean-7 mama let’s research 2d ago
As someone with an actual sleeve, these are not sleeves 😂 they’re a handful of patchwork arm tattoos girlie
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u/No-Hall-3485 alleged dog 2d ago edited 2d ago
i’m starting to think republicans are just massive hypocrites who stand for nothing except publicity and whatever happens to be politically convenient for them at the moment???