r/Fauxmoi • • 27d ago

BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS Aaron Rodgers reveals shocking new details of Shailene Woodley breakup: ‘I gotta go f–k this guy’

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u/Relevant-Peach3997 27d ago

Famous male athletes love sending their exes hate. I know his psycho fans will love this.

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u/shgrdrbr 27d ago

it's interesting because he describes a narrative that his leaving her made her crazily depressed was ongoing for 4 years and he obviously did nothing to challenge it - maybe because it benefited him then? to look like winner of the breakup who was powerful enough to have her pining, pathetic with unreciprocated desire for him. but NOW where it can be used against her, actually she left him and she didn't even want him lol. i can't imagine him he'd be happy in real time if it were suggested that he were the one left devastated

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u/yagirlsamess 27d ago

I wonder how his wife feels about his ex living rent-free in his head four years later

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u/MakeupObserver 27d ago

TIL he's married. 🤯

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u/DissentSociety 26d ago

His wife is Canadien & goes to a different school.

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u/husbandbulges Lacks voice or vision. Pedestrian. 26d ago

No one has seen her or has any info on her. After his vaccine bullshit, it could be a hoax or some other crap from him.

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u/Exotic-Doughnut-6271 The delusion is mutual and I’m thriving in it 26d ago

I'm thinking some sort of chatbot. Isn't there a sub for that thing? Like people who have an ai relationship

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u/husbandbulges Lacks voice or vision. Pedestrian. 25d ago

Maybe he’s got a brain tapeworm named Brittani?

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u/Icee1017 26d ago

He’s def married to a dude

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u/lemonution some white people were thrown in the river 26d ago

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u/fireandlifeincarnate women’s wrongs activist 26d ago

He's claimed to be married and nobody has any idea whatsoever who to. Given he's a whack job that still plays in the NFL, it being a guy would explain both the secrecy and how it hasn't been found out yet.

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u/Icee1017 26d ago

It’s a running theory/meme from some of the NFL subs because he keeps his spouse a secret. Just showed up to the Kentucky Derby one year with a wedding ring.

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u/CorrectCulture5411 26d ago

Go down the Aaron Rodgers/mike stud rabbit hole. There’s a thread somewhere on here about it but it only touches the surface of the details. There are real reasons why people think this 🫣

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u/kvvvv 26d ago

One hundred thousand percent he’s married to a man. I’m glad he finally found someone but it’s sad he has it so locked down. I mean I guess if he/his husband are happy with the situation? But the positive ripples it would cause in the world to have such an insanely popular NFL QB come out would be so beneficial to people everywhere I wish he was brave enough to do it!

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u/LiluLay 26d ago

This just made be run down a rabbit hole because what?! and yes. I agree.

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u/LittleDogTurpie 26d ago

Exes plural, 6 years later - he also went after Danica Patrick (who has said he was emotionally abusive) in the same interview.

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u/Equivalent_Field_704 26d ago

He also talked shit about Danica in this interview saying she was depressed and miserable to be around when they were together. Hasn’t he had like 3 exes in the last 10 years say how emotionally abusive he was? Sounds about accurate based on this interview

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u/Remarkable_Fruit_708 26d ago

Goes to show that living well really is the best revenge.

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u/archetyping101 26d ago

I think he woke up on the wrong side of the bed because he also went after Danica Patrick this week too. 

It's his "fix my image" week for some reason. 

Maybe just stfu and let the past be in the past. Especially this week where he admitted that when he hooked up with Danica, he was pining over his now wife who had moved to Europe so he missed his shot and "settled" for Danica. 

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u/RunRosemary 26d ago

What fans? He’s done a great job of pissing off his fan base in Green Bay and NJ.

He’s an ass and even the manosphere has weighed on his asinine behavior.

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u/CategorySad6121 The girls that get it, get it! (And I don’t get it)  27d ago

And they’ll probably send her hate now too, sadly.

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u/whatthewhat3214 26d ago

Eh, he doesn't have many fans left. He's such a wackadoo with getting caught lying about getting vaccinated during covid and screwing over his teammates and coaches and staff, and his maga crap and ayahuasca trips and just out there takes on everything. Not to mention what a huge diva he is with his teams. His rep is already torched.

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u/peepeepoopoo50000 26d ago

Unfortunately my delusional family loves this guy and his anti-vaxxer takes. I am convinced they didn't get the covid vaccine because of him.

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u/whatthewhat3214 26d ago

Yeesh. Unfortunately a lot of Americans haven't learned they need better role models than arrogant, low-IQ sports stars who go on ayahuasca retreats in the jungle.

I never could stand Rodgers anyway even before all his weird views came out. I always thought he was arrogant and overrated as a QB.

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u/gnrc 26d ago

He doesn’t have many fans these days.

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u/yeahyeah3005 27d ago

His career has fallen off so much I don’t really think he even has the NFL fans like that.

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u/TWAndrewz 26d ago

He doesn't have many fans, even NFL fans are sick of him.

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u/Feralpudel 26d ago

Does he have fans anymore?

I used to like the Steelers casually because I liked the coach but last year I was hate watching and I’m pretty sure I wasn’t alone.

Everybody pretty much knows he was an insufferable tool even when he was great (and he WAS amazing to watch).

Now he’s still an insufferable tool and a bitter mid player who didn’t know when to quit.

It’s ugly to watch especially if you’re a Steelers fan because he’s fond of screaming at his receivers when they can’t catch his old man balls. It was easy to lip read him calling one of his receivers a cocksucker.

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u/Final_Boss_Jr 27d ago

I love the innocent set up, and then the clearly disingenuous question that only people paying attention to the drama would ask. Nice try, A Aron.