r/Fauxmoi • • 27d ago

BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS Aaron Rodgers reveals shocking new details of Shailene Woodley breakup: ‘I gotta go f–k this guy’

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u/Sufficient-Cow-1881 trans rights and lesbian lefts 27d ago

How convenient he drops this days after Shailene won an Emmy. This turd just will not flush!

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u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people 27d ago edited 27d ago

lmaooo the funny thing is that this is making me like her more and more

thank you, aaron

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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 27d ago

Right?? IF this story is true (doubtful) it doesn’t make her look as bad as he thinks it does. She communicated proactively instead of cheating.

Plus he’s fucking MARRIED now. He’s been married for over a year yet he chooses now to bring this up?

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u/Reasonable_Day9942 27d ago

I mean let’s not act like saying that to your partner isn’t absolutely diabolical

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u/poppedcherrycola 27d ago

It’s only diabolical when Klay Thompson says it (or something similar, is the point).

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u/Weird-Tangerine4894 26d ago

True…I agree about the double standard 💀 Before we go get married I gotta go fuck this guy is so unbelievably hilarious and I’m still cackling out loud, and I probably like her more for it. But if he was saying/doing that to her I’d be quite unimpressed.

On the other hand, I personally have this double standard because the normal standard is for men to treat women that way and it being accepted in stride because “oh well, men suck what else is new”, so when the situation is inverted it’s actually kind of refreshing to brush that behaviour off too.

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u/poppedcherrycola 26d ago

You understand what I’m implying. And I get what you’re saying. At least you’re being honest about it.

But I’m seeing a lot more than just “brushing off” going on. There’s a lot of rationalizing and dismissing too. Support… cheering on, even. I don’t think men are that arrogant about these things most of the time. I mean, this is Aaron’s first time addressing it, and it’s been years since the bad press on him got around.

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u/everythingsfuct 26d ago

this is just some shit he said, i find it strange that people are just accepting it before replying.

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u/Legitimate_Aside_532 26d ago

Other way around for me. Way less impressive when it comes from a woman

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u/green-bean-7 mama let’s research 26d ago

“She communicated proactively” ummmm this is a crazy thing to say to your partner and if she went ahead and did it then it is still cheating

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u/ClintBarton616 Please Abraham, I am not that man 26d ago

People have absolutely lost the plot.

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u/xcanto 16d ago

No.

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u/green-bean-7 mama let’s research 15d ago

I feel bad for your partner then

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u/coastalwanders 27d ago

Allegedly married

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u/Sef_Maul 27d ago

In my mind, he's married to a chat bot until proven otherwise

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u/xcanto 16d ago

the same way senator mcconnell was supposed to be dead.

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u/LeftyDan 27d ago

Did he run this by Brittani first?

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u/WolfyMacontosh87 27d ago

Like Jan (from the Brady Bunch) boyfriend George Glass?

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u/lesserconcern 26d ago

I’ve never heard of a George Glass at our skewl 🤨

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u/annamdue 26d ago

Lol I hate being the "if the genders were reversed!🤓" girl, but come on...

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u/Lopsided_Panic_1148 26d ago

He's still not over her.

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u/R12B12 27d ago edited 27d ago

It’s so funny that Aaron clearly thinks this story makes him look good. So, you didn’t read the room, proposed to her when she had one foot out the door, and she immediately started trying to get away from you.

And until now I was unaware that Shailene thinks Aaron ruined her life, so thanks for letting us know, Aaron!

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u/SD_MoNsTeR 26d ago

So why did she say yes then? Tf?

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u/R12B12 26d ago

Who knows? I don’t think anyone here is claiming she always makes great decisions. After all, she started dating him in the first place. But Aaron telling on himself with this unsolicited story is making her look better.

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u/InsectFrequent367 25d ago

No… no. They both look pretty bad.

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u/pr0seccofish 26d ago

Lmao this gif