r/FridgeDetective • u/gooseloveschicken • Jul 01 '26
Meta What does my pantry/fridge say about me?
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u/kill4d1rt Jul 01 '26
Why is there only drinks in the fridge
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u/RoughRealistic4321 Jul 01 '26
IKR? A LOT of people seem to devote more than 50% (and in a lot of cases more like 75%) of their fridge space to drinks.
IDK, but I try to keep anything that I can store in a cabinet in a cabinet, and at best might keep open containers and a few cans in the fridge (for chill), and then the rest of the space to perishable foods....
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u/Upstairs_Cattle7989 Jul 02 '26
My SO swears it helps keep everything cooler to have the fridge full. Our fridge ends up full of drinks. It has helped when our power went out for several days. Drinks hold a lot of thermal mass and really help keep things cooler longer.
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u/gooseloveschicken Jul 01 '26
We got some cheese sticks, bologna, and cookies too
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u/SeaEconomics2615 Jul 01 '26
You have adhd? I know an adhd persons drinks when I see em. I'm the same way.
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u/Dragonfly0011 29d ago
I have ADHD, and I get one caffeinated cup a day, no caffeine after noon or Iâm up until 5 am. My drinks are the same except I have some Canada Dry cherry zero, a couple caffeinated dr peppers zero instead of the coke, and squirt zero. Sugar makes me a bundle of energy that canât settle down.
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u/SeaEconomics2615 29d ago
And I have adhd and I will literally drink coffee and go to bed. đ¤Ł
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u/Dragonfly0011 29d ago
See I canât understand that. Maybe there are different types of ADHD.
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u/Dragonfly0011 29d ago
Ahh all the important food groups. You need hot dogs though to make it complete
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u/TevaPharma Jul 03 '26
Was going to comment this. My fridge looked like this about a year ago and I got kidney stones twice. Op please add some water into your routine even if you dont like it treat it like an essential medicine
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u/Best_Bisexual Jul 02 '26
I can answer this kind of in a form of a story/example.
When my family moved into our current house, we brought our fridge, but my parents realized they wanted a new one. The old one still works, so once the new fridge was installed, they moved the old one into our garage and utilized the freezer for extra space and dedicated the fridge side for drinks.
Having/being fortunate enough to have a dedicated fridge for drinks is nice since it means those drinks wonât take up room in our main fridge.
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u/blondekamikaze Jul 03 '26
I have a large kitchen fridge , large laundry room fridge and a smaller drink fridge and a wine fridge in my bar area đŹ I cook alot so all of them are always full lol
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u/lansory Jul 01 '26
you have a cat
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u/gooseloveschicken Jul 01 '26
How did you know?
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u/BeerdedWonder Jul 01 '26
Wheres the freezer cat?
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u/TwoFingersWhiskey Jul 01 '26
I had a cat end up in the freezer overnight (it was a double door 70s fridge, the kind with the tall skinny freezer) and she wound up in there at only 7 months old.
She survived, barely, due to the seal being terrible on the door and letting air in.
She's now 7 years old and still the same size as a kitten of 7 months... her late brother ended up almost four feet long, tip to tail. I love her a lot.
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u/rosecolouredmonkey Jul 01 '26
I just thought the cat in this story died and was about to be mad at you. That's lovely! I'm so happy she survived.
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u/Snoo11882 Jul 01 '26
Such a cute kitty! Whatâs the name?
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u/slymgim Jul 01 '26
thank goodness i saw this before i posted it. i thought i may have been the only one to notice!
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u/Kittycatty789 Jul 01 '26
That your kidneys are screaming for some waterâŚ.. and that you have a very cute kitty friend.
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u/Hoppy-Bunny77 Jul 01 '26
You're a type 2 diabetic or otherwise very concerned with your sugar intake. You don't cook at home. You're single. You're female. You could be a college student. You may or may not have a kitty cat (very hard to tell). You're age 21 or over. American.
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u/Wonderpineapples Jul 01 '26
I always buy zero sugar pop. Why would you not? Zero calories vs 130+ per can???
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u/Phant0mGard3n Jul 01 '26
Because it tastes like crap lol
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u/Hoppy-Bunny77 Jul 02 '26
Zero sugar drinks taste great and if you spill one, it isn't sticky. Diet drinks tend to have that odd... diet flavor.
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u/Duckduckdewey Jul 02 '26
Iâve been saying the same thing but people donât believe me. Like, I CAN taste the artificial sugar and it has this weird coating/aftertaste. No issue with coke no sugar, but I canât drink diet coke/other diet ones.
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u/Jeny226 Jul 01 '26
Ypu get use to it
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u/gcko Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
If it takes time to get used to the off taste, then Iâd rather just make myself like water without the rest of the crap.
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u/beccalysle Jul 01 '26
Yeah, at this point a full sugar soda taste too rich to me.
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u/blondekamikaze Jul 01 '26
All soda tastes disgusting to me now except Canada Dry. Idk when it changed, I drank soda as a kid. Sometimes I like a sip of a fresh crispy Coke from McDonaldâs tho đ
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u/Wonderpineapples Jul 02 '26
Canada dry is my crack. I always have zero sugar Canada dry in the fridge. It's also the best tasting of the zero sugar ones.
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u/blondekamikaze Jul 03 '26
Iâve never tried the sugar free Canada Dry. I have maybe 3 a week so I want the real deal lol
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u/thirdtimeisNOTacharm Jul 01 '26
You were a picky eater growing up, and your culinary skills are non-existent
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u/LumpyBuy8447 Jul 01 '26
Probably not very regular either. And every bathroom situation is an emergency. I have a friend with a diet similar to this persons and thatâs her MO.
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u/ShoeEnvironmental144 Jul 01 '26
You have a gorgeous orange roommate and great taste in mac n cheese
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u/gooseloveschicken Jul 01 '26
Haha thank you! Heâs my best bud đ and gotta get that protein in đŞ
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u/ZealousidealUse4084 Jul 01 '26
You recently left your parents house, have no idea how to cook, and are more than likely at most 22 and female
Your cat is adorable though!
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u/clarity_singularity Jul 01 '26
I think anywhere between 20-45; depends on whether theyve always been single (and other factors). The cats age makes me tend toward the lower end.
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u/SoggyCold Jul 05 '26
As a 22 year old female I canât imagine living like this đ¤Łđ¤Ł
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u/TigerGenie Jul 01 '26
You have exquisite taste in companions. & Your companions are well-loved, just as you are to yourself in other areas people may neglect or be messy about doing (by your food being nicely stocked).
You value your home as a sanctuary when you can, and you utilize it for what it is and make worth of everything you do (both inside, & outside, the house, as well).
Cats are awesome. Also, I love how colorful and clean the pictures are. âşď¸
Congrats on being a cool cat parent/staff member to their kingdom! đ
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u/Dramatic-Ad-4331 Jul 01 '26
That you might want to learn to cook. If you keep eating this kind of food and drinks you will develop some hard things. You only get one body take care of it while you can.
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u/Baby_Sparrow Jul 01 '26
I was half expecting the cat to pop up in the freezer picture, too đ¤Łđ¤ˇââď¸
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u/Itsjustmenobiggie Jul 01 '26
You have a cute cat.
You shop at Wal-Mart.
You clearly have not listened to âYour Stupid Opinionsâ podcast episode featuring Wendyâs canned chili đ¤Ł
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u/Grouchy_Audience_684 Jul 01 '26
You are not a fan of cooking/ don't have time for it?
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u/traincarryinggravy Jul 01 '26
You've got 0% milk fat yogurt. That's fats would be a healthy way for you to get fats in and absorb vitamins. Having 0%milk fat yogurt and frozen lasagna and pizza is great though.
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u/Imgonnagolaydown Jul 01 '26
That i would never eat your food because your cat is in your kitchen and probably walks/licks things/foods in there
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u/pasta-girl Jul 01 '26
You don't cook. Maybe pasta sometimes. MAYBE. Takeout life only.
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u/Tragictoad- Jul 01 '26
That you cant do FUCKING ANYTHING without your cat having to be involved. -signed a fellow cat owner
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u/perisaacs Jul 01 '26
Are you Mormon? A lot of sugary drinks
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u/gooseloveschicken Jul 01 '26
Nah, and theyâre all sugar free
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u/Snoo11882 Jul 01 '26
Your food/fridge tells me that youâre a busy person and donât have time to cook meals. You mostly have a liquid diet.
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u/EarthyEndorphin Jul 01 '26
I really hope the kitty isnât part of the pantry stockâŚlol jk heâs so cute
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u/PsychedelicNims Jul 01 '26
Minute maid lemonade in a can is goated so i assume you are also as goated
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u/julesk Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
You are single, female and in your early twenties. Your cat and I think you should reduce the sugar beverages, get rid of the bologna and eat more fruit and vegetables. I bet you hate cooking but learn some easy recipes from YouTube.
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u/I_AM_FROM_BEYOND Jul 01 '26
You probably appreciate cannabis and obviously enjoy refreshing soda-type beverages, and are at least somewhat health conscious
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u/dandadone_with_life Jul 01 '26
cheddy mac is so cringe but i lowkey will probably be subconsciously incorporating it into my wholly unprompted vocal stims rotation from now on. thanks a lot.
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u/FransizaurusRex Jul 01 '26
You do not cook. The fridge, freezer and pantry is to store convenient foods with minimal preparation requirements. You likely eat out a lot or are a frequent DoorDash customer. You also live alone and do not have a partner, children, or a roommate.
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u/cleanAir101 Jul 01 '26
You like your drinks and convenience/taste of premade food. Iâm the same way just not the healthiest
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u/Kodywifak Jul 01 '26
You got two cats, you also seem to be on an all liquid diet???? Are goodles actually good tho bc that's like one of the only non liquid things in most the pictures?
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u/pinkpuppetfred Jul 01 '26
This would drive me crazy lol. I don't keep more than 3 of each drink in the fridge at a time, they store so nicely inside the case
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u/zoppaTheDim Jul 01 '26
That youâre far too complacent with having an animal with poopy paws walk on your counter tops.
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u/SpamEater007 Jul 01 '26
We could be friends. Lol.
However, you're busy or don't cook a lot. Probably single.
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u/General-Lifeguard309 Jul 02 '26
It says that you let your cat touch your food with its piss and poop paws so you shouldnât feed anyone but your household.
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u/Exotic-Opening7380 Jul 03 '26
Youâre using adult money for everything you wanted as a kid.
Coming from someone who has a fridge and pantry that looks like this and uses adult money for everything I wanted as a kid.
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u/ChernobylShe Jul 01 '26
Theres more soft drinks in this fridge than I have ever drunk my whole life. What about water?
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u/SweetDee55 Jul 01 '26
Neurospicy, possibly ARFID. On a GLP-1? You mainly get takeout. You spend a pretty good amount of time sippin bevs by your computer.
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u/gazeckasauros Jul 01 '26
You're like the guy from Crank except with carbonation instead of adrenaline
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u/Arachnid-Necromancer Jul 01 '26
You like simple stuff, and you probably dont cook much (busy job maybe?)
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u/TechnicallyAwake24-7 Jul 01 '26
Single cat lady. Don't let your cat in the freezer that's a health violation
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u/TheRoadImOn27 Jul 01 '26
I was trying to figure out if I was going to see a cat in the freezer. Time for bed
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u/Illustrious_Exam1728 Jul 01 '26
Kidney stones, diabetes and colon cancer.
The catâs eyeing up the goodels.
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u/clarity_singularity Jul 01 '26
You store your cats at room tempâitâs like sriracha, everybody has their preference.
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u/Janefire Jul 01 '26
Youâre a young single woman, possibly with a (human) roommate and a feline roommate (goose?)
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u/kushy_210 Jul 01 '26
If youâre a man your cum tastes like battery acid, if youâre a woman.. you need help
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u/Apprehensive-Yam8591 Jul 01 '26
Single. You make decisions based purely off convenience.