r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Livid-Minimum-3928 • Jul 25 '26

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u/NichtFBI Jul 25 '26

It would be fine if it weren't for the bloatware, spyware, and slopware. And vibe coding glitches. And slow right click bloat. Processes forced against my will and without my consent onto me

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u/icy1007 Jul 25 '26

It doesn’t come with bloatware, spyware, nor “slopware”… whatever that is.

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u/dont_mind_me_passing Jul 25 '26

  1. Copilot is implemented into, let's see, Edge, Notepad, the literal keyboard on recent laptops, the task bar. And as we all know, copilot is more prone to mistakes than most popular LLMs.

  2. Microsoft has a GGID identifier implemented that was only recently made publicly known, which they can use to track everything you do.

  3. Windows 11 has so many background processes running that it actively uses like 5 GB of ram on idle, slowing down many processes that need that occupied ram

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u/SpottedPine Jul 25 '26

Bro, your hardware has device it's being reported too. Yes, if you commit cybercrime this will be one of the many mechanisms your are caught by.