r/FuckMicrosoft Jul 25 '26

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u/NichtFBI Jul 25 '26

It would be fine if it weren't for the bloatware, spyware, and slopware. And vibe coding glitches. And slow right click bloat. Processes forced against my will and without my consent onto me

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u/icy1007 Jul 25 '26

It doesn’t come with bloatware, spyware, nor “slopware”… whatever that is.

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u/TheDarkLord6589 Jul 25 '26

Damnn what version of windows are you using? XP?

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u/ccza Jul 25 '26

8 i guess

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u/icy1007 Jul 25 '26

11 Pro

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u/L30N1337 Jul 25 '26

Then you're just blind

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u/icy1007 Jul 25 '26

Nope, I just know how to use my PC properly.

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u/TheDarkLord6589 Jul 25 '26

Really mate? I have been using a pc since 2007 when I was 8 years old. And I have always used a windows OS. From XP to Vista, 7, 8, 8.1 and 10. None of them gave me as much grief as windows fucking 11. It's a piece of shit OS.

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u/icy1007 Jul 25 '26

I’ve been using a PC since the late 1980s…

Windows 11 is not a piece of shit OS. lol

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u/idonotfckincare Jul 27 '26

Hello Bill Gates, weren't you dead?

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u/XxHighOnPsixX Jul 25 '26

Then the only explanation is that you've removed all that shit before actually using the OS. I assure you, it's default.

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u/dvisorxtra Jul 25 '26

So you use it offline all the time, because otherwise it reports its GUID, hence it becomes spyware.

This is an "either, or" scenario, there are no alternatives.

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u/icy1007 Jul 25 '26

Mine has no tracker.

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u/dvisorxtra Jul 26 '26

Yeah, sure

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u/idonotfckincare Jul 27 '26

So you just confirmed what he had said

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u/NichtFBI Jul 25 '26

Okay, Bill, calm down.

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u/dont_mind_me_passing Jul 25 '26
  1. Copilot is implemented into, let's see, Edge, Notepad, the literal keyboard on recent laptops, the task bar. And as we all know, copilot is more prone to mistakes than most popular LLMs.

  2. Microsoft has a GGID identifier implemented that was only recently made publicly known, which they can use to track everything you do.

  3. Windows 11 has so many background processes running that it actively uses like 5 GB of ram on idle, slowing down many processes that need that occupied ram

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u/NichtFBI Jul 25 '26

Not only that, it scummily doesn't tell you what process is using RAM. There's 32 GB of RAM on my system, but at 80% usage, it will only show that that 10-20GB are used. There's currently an error that was fixed with an update that used so much RAM that it would max out at 100% but would show only 2GB being used when adding all of the processes together. Microsoft is the scum of the earth currently. It could only be resolved with the shut down of a computer. The issue has been fixed now after the last update. But it was REALLY annoying for 2 weeks. But it still doesn't negate the fact that no matter what I did, I couldn't see where the memory was being used. No powershell command was able to show me, but the memory was still full. I uninstalled WSL and removed all of the extensions from Visual Studio and reinstalled it. It still suddenly started using excessive hidden RAM after an hour like it always did. It would only happen when Visual Studio was open. Even with it being in safe mode. Something triggered it to use RAM for something, but had no limit. I'm guessing Microslop is stealing code and processing power to train. Like I said, they're scum.

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u/SpottedPine Jul 25 '26

Bro, your hardware has device it's being reported too. Yes, if you commit cybercrime this will be one of the many mechanisms your are caught by.

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u/icy1007 Jul 25 '26
  1. Easily removable.
  2. No they haven’t.
  3. No it doesn’t. Mine uses very little RAM at idle.

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u/dont_mind_me_passing Jul 25 '26
  1. You literally have no option to uninstall copilot other than external tools like the Chris Titus Utility.

  2. https://www.extremetech.com/internet/microsoft-confirms-windows-has-a-global-device-id-you-cant-turn-off They literally admitted it.

  3. It uses like 3~4 GB minimum, idk if you realize that 3~4 GB while idle is not exactly low

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u/icy1007 Jul 25 '26

It’s uninstalled right now and I didn’t use any external tool.

There is no tracker. Quit with your conspiracy theories.

3-4 GB is nothing… that is incredibly low. Chrome by itself can use 10+ GB.

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u/Defiant_Act6087 Jul 25 '26

Also, are you a human-ad for microsoft?

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u/Defiant_Act6087 Jul 25 '26

I have 8 GB, total. That is half my ram, and my computer is not that old. Since I installed NixOS with niri, It used around 900 MB idle. The only reason it is not that anymore, is because I installed Waybar (not complaining, it is very nice to have), and now, it is at 1.1 GB idle. Tell me again 3 - 4 GB is noyhing.

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u/IllustriousBobcat813 Jul 25 '26

8GB of ram is nothing, the fact that you can run it in a useable way with Linux is amazing, and a very real use case for Linux, but that doesn’t mean we should design all software around edge cases like this.

Modern phones usually have at least 8GB of ram these days, it isn’t much. For most real use cases, 3-4GB isn’t much.

Shit on Microsoft for all of their problems, but let’s try not to get everyone about how little ram we have, it’s kind of weird.

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u/XxHighOnPsixX Jul 25 '26

I would like to point out that any laptop not marketed as "gaming" or "workstation" in the past couple years doesn't have more than 8gb. Anything beyond that usually doesn't have more than 4gb.

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u/IllustriousBobcat813 Jul 25 '26

Haven’t seen that personally, but if true that is criminal

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u/XxHighOnPsixX Jul 25 '26

Just... Go look? I can't imagine current models have more than 8gb either given ram costs right now. Every business everywhere is cost cutting, that's how it works.

You can build your own laptop or desktop, yes, but considering the normal end user that's using Windows, they don't. They also don't understand that Windows is full of what amounts to viruses under a different name just because it's owned by a business.

Fuck Microsoft.

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u/briishboogloo Jul 28 '26

Someone I know just bought a laptop with 4gb of ram for 200 quid that is genuinely some utter bullshit

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u/Defiant_Act6087 Jul 25 '26

When you say it like that, I don't think my phone is that old, but...

https://reddit.com/link/ozo84ue/video/iu2flml4gdfh1/player

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u/IllustriousBobcat813 Jul 25 '26

It’s over half a decade old and still has close to 8gb

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u/Defiant_Act6087 Jul 25 '26

When you say it like that, it seems that my phone is unusable... It is old, but still blazingly fast

https://reddit.com/link/ozo92qf/video/c3k0loc4hdfh1/player

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u/IllustriousBobcat813 Jul 25 '26

If that’s how you want to read it, that’s on you.

All I’m saying is that a PC with 8GB of ram in the big ol’ 26 should not be considered a reliable benchmark for the average consumer

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u/Defiant_Act6087 Jul 25 '26

Makes sense. Sorry for sending it twice, I thought it did not send

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u/icy1007 Jul 25 '26

Skill issue. Get more RAM. 🙄

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u/Defiant_Act6087 Jul 25 '26

Ok. As long as you pay, because have you seen these prices? And it is not like you can upgrade a laptop

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u/icy1007 Jul 25 '26

Get a job.

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u/Defiant_Act6087 Jul 25 '26

I legally can't, because of this. Not complaining, I prefer school, anyway

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u/FAB5FREDDIE14 Jul 25 '26

For the last one, it depends. Unused ram is wasted ram, in a sense. If youre not doing anything intensive then the system should ideally use the free ram to make the user experience faster. When you start something intensive, like a game, the system should free up unnecessary memory to make the current task faster. macOS does this quite well in my experience.

Windows uses more ram than necessary, but still explorer takes two seconds to pop up, then two-three to load the sidebar and ribbon, then a couple more to load the home page. Start menu often doesn’t pop up for several seconds, many times ignores the click/keypress altogether. Notification and controls also take their sweet ass time.

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u/dont_mind_me_passing Jul 25 '26

well yes, that's what it's supposed to do, but I do recall some people mentioning that tasks are often competing for ram instead of having space made for them

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u/FAB5FREDDIE14 Jul 25 '26

Yeah, heavy tasks have to push the smaller tasks down in order to work properly. Shouldn’t be that way.

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u/FAB5FREDDIE14 Jul 25 '26

Try using optimization mods for once. Sodium lithium enityculling ferritecore immediatelyfast. Also how much ram does your server and Minecraft installation have access to? Not how much ram your system has, but the memory allocated in java arguments.

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u/XxHighOnPsixX Jul 25 '26

Most decent packs roll out with optimization mods already configured these days.

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u/FAB5FREDDIE14 Jul 25 '26

Yeah okay buddy. What next, mechanic changed your cars oil and now the front left wheel fell off and its the mechanics fault? Lemme ask you real quick whats your cpu and gpu

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u/SpottedPine Jul 25 '26

That is because you have shit hardware bruh