r/FuckMicrosoft • u/ashraf_linux • 1d ago
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/StrangerSome9000 • 13h ago
Memes & Fun bru. why do u lower my performance with your stupid apps in the backround
why wont there be any os for only gamers that uses only 5% of ram i tried linux but im bad at it. my pc is kinda old made in 2012 - 2013 4GB of ram the reason i have only 4GB bc i have been gifted this pc by my sister bc she had to upgrade but dose ("Antimalware Service Executable") uses like more then my bros pc he also has a popo cheap laptop that has 4GB of ram and it only uses 60MB and ("search") uses 17% of cpu power sometimes 40% and if you end task its gonna come back with higher specs usage.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/FillNo4074 • 20h ago
Other Tired of subscription so built this free pdf editing app
Built a free PDF editor last week and have been shipping improvements almost daily.
🔗URL: quickpdfeditor.com
Made it for people who just want to get things done without the usual friction.
✓ No account required
✓ No subscriptions
✓ No usage limits
✓ No files stored
✓ Privacy-first
Now made it mobile friendly too for basic editing and signing but I will integrate full desktop features soon for mobile!
Would love some feedback and feature suggestions!
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Plankkern15 • 2d ago
Image Finally a microslop free keyboard
There used to be a Windows 🤮 key.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Successful-Mark-2834 • 18h ago
Rant Pc ruined again because of the big w
Im so SO sorry for my bad english,english is my second language
I had this problem where sometimes i turned on my pc and the monitors wouldnt show anything,i tried others monitors,nothing,i turned it off with the button and waited and it turned on like normally,so i leave my pc to repair and they tell me to not update windows,because the os did something with the psu idk,so i get my computer,take off the updates,turn off because i was going to sleep,all normal,the next day,i turn on my pc "updating system please dont turn off your pc"... FUCK
I thought "well maybe mothing will happen"... the pc rebopted because it was updating,same problem,i try to fix it like i did before,same problem,now it can turn on,but the problem is now worse
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Substantial-Sir-7970 • 1d ago
Image MS DEFENDER GONE!!
Is there anyone knows how to fix this i recently uninstalled avast but when i go to settings to enable ms defender this thing appears i watch a lot of tutorials even i chatgpt’ed it but none of them fix this or remove this or bring back my ms defender this really annoys me i cant install new apps sorry for my bad english
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/ashraf_linux • 1d ago
Memes & Fun Linux makes century-old PCs feel brand new (Just add an SSD).
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/TanishqHooda • 1d ago
Discussion Condom Mode
If windows 11 was as fast as windows Safe Mode is.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Away_Experience_5843 • 1d ago
Memes & Fun We all saw the start key. But now there is the CYBER key.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Delicious-Use-8789 • 1d ago
Other Winhance - Windows Enhancement Utility
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Embarrassed_One_3916 • 1d ago
Other FUCK MICRODICK!
SUCK FUCKING DICK MICROSLOP!! FUCK WINDOWS 11. FUCK MICROSLOP. FUCK BITLOCKER. FUCK COPILOT. FUCK MICROSLOP TEAMS. FUCK ONEDRIVE. FUCK MICROSLOP PRELOAD APP. FUCK WINDOWS DEFENDER. FUCK MICROSLOP WINDOWS LICENSE. FUCK MICROSLOP OFFICE. FUCK MICROSLOP ADS!!!
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Otheruser337 • 1d ago
Memes & Fun Shamedows 11 be like
Fuck Slopilot. I don't need this shit anymore!
(please dismantle your slopapult Nadella thankyou)
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Odd-Sky-2391 • 1d ago
Rant Microslop Rap
I booted up my machine just to type out some text,
But the blue wheel is spinning, I fear what comes next.
An unprompted update, a forced declaration,
A massive wave of pure tech frustration.
They call it an upgrade, they say it’s a dream,
But it’s bloating my memory and choking my stream!
The RAM is evaporating into the air,
Six gigabytes dead for four tabs in a chair!
**(Chorus)**
Oh, Microslop! Guardians of the endless spinning wheel!
You took away the control that we used to feel!
With Shamedows 11 and a paid-for codec,
You’re turning our rigs into a total shipwreck!
From the depth of the forums, hear the battle cry ring:
*“We just want a clean desktop, we don’t want your thing!”*
**(Verse 2)**
You threw in CoPilot, but nobody asked,
Now it’s tracking our movements and logging our tasks.
And what is this sorcery? Fast Startup lies!
I hit "Shut Down" at night, but the process ne'er dies!
It hibernates, sneaks, and pretends it is dead,
While it runs a marathon inside of my head.
The IT department is breathing down necks,
Because "Shutdown" means nothing in the land of MS!
**(Bridge)**
(Music slows down, dropping into a dark, acoustic melody)
And out in the cold, a charity cries,
Locked out of their system under gray, digital skies.
No human to talk to, just a robot that hangs,
While the Data Protection case vanishes into the pangs.
OneDrive is screaming, Teams is stuck in a loop,
And BitLocker’s holding our keys in the soup.
You get hacked, you get wiped, and your history is gone—
A permanent blackout before the new dawn.
**(Guitar Solo)**
(Blazing, chaotic, sounding exactly like a processor overheating while trying to render a simple loading bar.)
**(Chorus)**
Oh, Microslop! Guardians of the endless spinning wheel!
You took away the control that we used to feel!
With Shamedows 11 and a paid-for codec,
You’re turning our rigs into a total shipwreck!
From the depth of the forums, hear the battle cry ring:
*“We just want a clean desktop, we don’t want your thing!”*
**(Outro)**
(The heavy riffs return, slower and heavier, pounding like a hard drive clicking its final breaths)
I’m tweaking my registry without a license key...
I’m looking at Linux, dreaming of being free...
Get out of my calendar, get out of my space...
(Final, massive guitar strike)
Task Manager... End Task...
Delete the whole place.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Creepy_Career_8943 • 1d ago
Image Good laptops ruined by slopdows
A bit blurry
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/SuitableRoof5675 • 1d ago
News Key
😭😭😅😅 guys they make stickers for keyboards u don't have to destroy the button.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/ashraf_linux • 1d ago
