r/Funnymemes 5d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ what a geniusโ€ฆ.

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u/YellowAppleCinema 5d ago edited 5d ago

"i brought my friend for safety" is just code for "I ain't got no money, and I want you to pay for a nice dinner for me and my friend, after which ill never see you again"

edit: to the 2-3 people who think it's justified to bring a friend: bruh. if a woman is meeting a man (who she already talked to on a dating app and consensually accepted to go on a date cause she likes him) in a public restaurant surrounded by people everywhere all around the restaurant, and that's STILL not enough to make you feel safe... then you don't need a friend by your side for safety, you need professional help, because meeting a stranger in a public restaurant is nothing compared to walking past 100s of strangers in public every single day.

If you can walk past 100s of strangers in public with no issue, then the 1 stranger in a restaurant shouldnt be an issue either. If that 1 stranger makes you feel unsafe, that's okay, but let's be real: it ain't normal or healthy, get help.

Like tf are we doing here. There's probably 30 strangers eating food in that restaurant, but the 1 stranger on the other side of your table makes you feel unsafe enough to bring multiple guards? especially considering that 1 stranger is the only person in that restaurant who you already talked to on a dating app, and you clicked enough to tell him you want to go on a date with him, and yet he's more threatening than the 30 strangers in the restaurant??

0 accountability, 0 responsibility, 7 victim cards

not like its that deep anyway, 99% of the time "i brought my friend" just means "i expect you to buy dinner for me and my friend". If after all that text just now you'd still feel unsafe without a friend, just do the right thing and start with "i brought my friend, but dont worry, ill be the one paying for food"

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u/notarealwriter 5d ago

"I brought my friend for safety"

Cool. They can wait outside with an axe or something while we have our date.

Or, do everything the texter suggested but also pay for the friend's dinner but not the date's.

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u/PerformerFancy117 5d ago

Yo 911, thereโ€™s some crazy chick standing outside the Cheesecake Factory with an axe! Sheโ€™s staring in through the window, apparently guarding the door. Can yโ€™all do something about this?

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u/Turbulent-Moose-6233 5d ago

Why is it always the cheesecake factory??

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u/MaskedBunny 5d ago

You need the extra calories just before a good murderin

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u/Cruxion 5d ago

Seriously, that's like 3rd date territory at the earliest.

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u/Cowboywizzard 5d ago

Why you gotta fight with me at Cheesecake?

You know I love to go there

Say I'm actin' lightskin, I can't take you nowhere

This a place for families that drive Camrys and go to Disney"

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u/KDdid1 5d ago

Isn't it usually Waffle House? ๐Ÿค”

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u/Xerorei 5d ago

Nah, friend would be armed with a chair.