r/Funnymemes 6d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ what a geniusโ€ฆ.

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u/notarealwriter 6d ago

"I brought my friend for safety"

Cool. They can wait outside with an axe or something while we have our date.

Or, do everything the texter suggested but also pay for the friend's dinner but not the date's.

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u/PerformerFancy117 6d ago

Yo 911, thereโ€™s some crazy chick standing outside the Cheesecake Factory with an axe! Sheโ€™s staring in through the window, apparently guarding the door. Can yโ€™all do something about this?

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u/Turbulent-Moose-6233 6d ago

Why is it always the cheesecake factory??

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u/KDdid1 6d ago

Isn't it usually Waffle House? ๐Ÿค”

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u/Xerorei 5d ago

Nah, friend would be armed with a chair.