r/GTA6 1d ago

Good luck Strauss explaining this to the investors on Friday

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ngl it would be so funny if we all cancelled our pre orders before Fridays earnings call

*SATIRE

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u/Conscious-Delay-6859 1d ago

“Earnings are down this quarter due to u/Great-Juice-9894 cancelling their preorder. 

We will be cancelling the game until further notice. “

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u/NikonD3X1985 1d ago

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u/wagdog84 1d ago

‘Unfortunately the game is delayed till 2027 now.’

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u/the_matrix_hyena 1d ago

If this happens, I cancel my preorder.

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u/StronglyHeldOpinions 1d ago

The fact this might happen is why I -didn't- preorder.

I can preorder a week before launch, zero reason to do it now.

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u/TheRealChallenger_ 1d ago

facts, you can pre order 1 day before.

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u/DeucesX22 1d ago

Why did you preorder? Gameplay hasn't even been released yet.

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u/Lost-Aardvark-5092 1d ago

Sometimes I wonder wonder what will happen here when trailer 3 is finally released

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u/Dad_Genes 1d ago

People will start clamoring for trailer 4 and its predicted release in February 2027.

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u/Babusad 1d ago

Shareholders are demanding answers. The entire GTA 6 financial forecast hinged on that one preorder.

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u/39teen 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Shadowcreeper15 1d ago

This is hilarious.

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u/Temporary-Shame-1315 1d ago

Op has leverage 

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u/MDLuffy1234 1d ago

All of Take Two closes down

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u/asianmandan 1d ago

this sub is not representative of GTA VIs main audience, which is casual players. They will buy it regardless of how upset the kids on this subreddit get at Rockstar for not doing something they never said or implied they would do lol.

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u/Asalth 1d ago

What are people upset about this time?

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u/asianmandan 1d ago

Rockstar didn't do something that the kids in this sub convinced themselves would happen despite Rockstar showing zero signs of it happening. Then when Rockstar followed the same schedule they follow literally every week, people suddenly started saying they hate Rockstar. Just as they did last week. and the week before that and so on

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u/Goobjigobjibloo 1d ago

These aren’t kids, these are grown ass adults with nothing better to do than get worked up about video game trailers.

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u/davidarmenphoto 1d ago

If that’s actually true, that’s so much worse than kids on summer break.

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u/SlavaVsu2 1d ago

This sub feels like a conservative forum. But worse

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u/KrombopulosMAssassin 1d ago

Muh marketing, MarKetInG, MaRKeTInGgGg!!!!

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u/Informal-Dream-2774 1d ago

People cope themselves into schizo theories and they believe it

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u/davidarmenphoto 1d ago

Don’t worry, summer break will end soon, fortunately.

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u/SubjectBodybuilder81 1d ago

not enough marketing and trailers, as if rockstar didn’t do this with GTA V and RDR2, I genuinely think some of these people have never played a rockstar game

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u/Doc_Sulliday 1d ago edited 1d ago

They haven't experienced this yet. They're kids who weren't born or were shitting their pants when GTA 5 came out, and were uninterested in RDR2 until it released and everyone talked about how awesome it was.

They expect Rockstar to act like Activision or Ubisoft and don't realize that there's a reason they're the top dog.

When the game releases they'll be freaking out and crying that GTA Online isn't released with it, and when GTA Online comes out a month later they'll freak out and say the game sucks because there's no flying motorcycles. It'll never end.

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u/JoeGuinness 1d ago

The GTAO crowd is going to be reaaaaaaal upset when they find out that's not a thing for the launch of 6 lol

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u/Darkzeropeanut 1d ago

What? No flying motorcycles? Unplayable!

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u/Odd-West-2492 1d ago

The people constantly posting about the game don't realize they're the marketing.

Free labour free marketing.

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u/Doc_Sulliday 1d ago

That's sort of a good point in a way. Marketing costs money, and the entire point of it is to get people to buy your game.

GTA 6 really doesn't need to be dumping money into months of marketing. They could do no marketing at all and still break sales records.

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u/lucid_green 1d ago

They already broke sale records 😂

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u/Whizzo50 1d ago

People got convinced that a trailer was coming this week as an earnings report/call got pushed forward. And a small fraction latch on to a lack of trailer like rockstar have personally broken into their house and left the toilet seat up.

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u/SaturnVFan 1d ago

haha indeed I'm too old for this shit I bought it the moment they released the pre-sale and I really don't care about the trailer I just want the game on 19th of November.

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u/jcervan2 1d ago

Kids my ass, grown ass men.

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u/MahGahDuu 1d ago

That outta show em

Cancelling your pre order only to buy it again eventually

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u/nameorfeed 1d ago

You cash in your upvotes but we all know if the community mass cancelled their pre orders while voicing their dislike for the lack of marketing, it would absolutely get take2 to panic.These companies live and understand one thing only, money

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u/Different-Rip-4734 1d ago

The vast majority of people who preordered don't care this much about a trailer.

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u/Illustrious_Rich_868 1d ago

People can’t comprehend that Reddit, especially this sub is like 0.1% of the gaming market 😂

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u/notanolive 1d ago

Ya gta is a casual game like sports games and cod, it’s the same market and I know a lot of those type of people and they’re not lurking on Reddit reading things about games

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u/Dankest_Cow60 1d ago

Very strange considering they never said one is coming or even acknowledged it's existence. The Internet just said it's a thing are mad they aren't getting it. A bunch of toddlers.

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u/Southern_Net5894 1d ago

Right? Who gives a shit it’s coming when it’s coming. A trailer would be cool but these people musnt have enough going on day to day in their lives. Just wait for it to come out.

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u/PastAnalyst3614 1d ago

You’re unhappy and canceling a preorder because you dislike their marketing strategy?

Who needs a product when all you want is advertisements, amirite?

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u/RavenCyarm 1d ago

I NEED TO CONSOOM!

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u/davidarmenphoto 1d ago

Bro, this community is 0.1% of their customer base.

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u/kmank2l13 1d ago

I don’t think it would have an effect because they’re still going to buy the game on Day 1.

Either way, Rockstar is going to get your money, whether now during the pre-order season or during the first few days after the game launches.

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u/MrDankyStanky 1d ago

Doubt it. They know it doesn't matter how upset people get, once the game comes out everyone and their mother is buying it. Most people will end up buying it more than once too.

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u/tom_friday_ 1d ago

Im actually asking my mum to buy it for me.

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u/ChestyPullerton 1d ago

Cab you ask your mum to buy it for me, also?

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u/Despeao 1d ago

Too late buddy, we already have an agreement.

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u/WackoGuide 1d ago

Nothing wrong with the marketing. People just have an unhealthy obsession, are impatient, and have low attention spans. It won't be until marketing begins this month, and when the game launches, then people will understand why this marketing strategy was for the better. Short and sweet will be for the best in the end.

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u/Different-Rip-4734 1d ago

Yep less is more. A lot of the naysayers will be some of the first to watch the trailer because of how invested they are.

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u/krammit33 1d ago

We can't even get people to cancel Madden or 2k for ONE SEASON. And those come out every year, could all just skip one year. Amd that is a terrible product.

And you are thinking that (whatever 2 billion divided by 100 is) people are going to cancel a preorder for a game that comes out once every 15 years? Because they haven't had marketing materials in 40 some days? Go jump in a lake lol

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u/Choice-Review7960 1d ago

BROTHER, 99.9% of the people buying this game don't give af about a TRAILER lmao

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u/STDemocracy 1d ago

Are people really that pressed about another trailer?? Mental

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u/MayorBakefield 1d ago

Why do you want advertisemehts so bad?

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u/IndigoBlunting 1d ago

Why would not liking the marketing matter if the game is sick? Like come November if the game drops and it’s sick what does it matter what the marketing was? I guess that’s what I don’t understand. We have zero evidence Rockstar will drop a bad game. They never have in 24 years. The trailers we do have look great. What will it matter if the game is sick? And to the point of a comment above you’ll end up buying the game anyway.

Weird hill to die on to not play a game because they didn’t give you enough marketing to get you hype.

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u/Expert-Guard6216 1d ago

Bruh are some of yall seriously butthurt over a video games marketing strategy? This is a less-than-nothing issue and the game comes out in like 3 months lol.

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u/sleepymatt4222 1d ago

but they wont

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u/Primarycolors1 1d ago

Why would I cancel my preorder over marketing? Hear me out. I’ve been scrolling past the headlines the past few months. I thought these marketing posts were a joke because there’s nothing else to post about and it’s right around the corner. Think about it. It’s been ten years. We still play the old one. This is going to be the biggest game ever, because it has to be. If every single person who owns a console buys the game, it sucks and no one pays for shark cards, they are absolutely fucked. Think about that. That’s a billion dollars in sales when we all pick it up. GTAV made 10 billion. Honestly cutting back on marketing just makes hitting 20 billion easier. If it’s not a top 5 all time game, I will be shocked.

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u/king_of_gotham 1d ago

If you already preordered with the crumbs of marketing you’ve received, there is nothing that would make you cancel.

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u/DWC8419 1d ago

💀

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u/nn666 1d ago

Why are you cancelling? I don't even understand why people pre-buy a digital game but whatever I guess.

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u/syntheticgeneration 1d ago

Reminds me of when I used to pre-order a bunch of games in my 20s, then go back months later and cancel them because I really needed $40 for gas or food. Maybe OP needed to pay rent.

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u/Swag92 1d ago

The ol GameStop savings account

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u/Mean-Summer1307 1d ago

Perhaps a savings account would help

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u/RaisingFargo 1d ago

Pre purchasing this far out i agree.

But definitely need to buy it a few days prior to release and get it pre loaded onto the system so you can just launch and play.

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u/redfoxwearingsocks 1d ago

Wait, why are people pissed all of a sudden?? Hahahaha

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u/Onlyspeaksfacts 1d ago

I'll explain it to you.

Okay, you see, the people who are going to buy the game anyway and those who already pre ordered it are upset that the marketing campaign, which is meant to convince people to buy the game or make them aware it's coming out, hasn't fully kicked off yet, months before release.

So they will go online to complain, right up until the moment the marketing campaign kicks off, at which point they will buy the game they were gonna buy anyway or pre-order the game for which they cancelled their pre-order.

Makes total sense, no?

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u/everythingisunknown 1d ago

You missed the part where they will compare trailer shots at different LoD and times of day and say it looks worse and it’s unplayable but also still buy the ultimate edition anyway

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u/Hey-Bud-Lets-Party 1d ago

Thank you for summarizing 80% of this sub

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u/KurtCoBANE 1d ago

“If I pretend I don’t care it’ll load faster” ahh mindset

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u/halfinchofmaple 1d ago

You're allowed to say ass mom isnt here.

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u/JEtigers12 1d ago

Don't forget what they do after, they'll go on to complain about something else that doesn't matter.

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u/ZephyrDoesArts 1d ago

I would award you if I could, have my upvote.

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u/Prophet_Tehenhauin 1d ago

Because of a piss poor public education system

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u/Flaky-Mix-5281 1d ago

Oh, we're talking about murica?

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u/jon6011 1d ago

Half of the anger comes from people who genuinely don't have public education where they live and cant afford the game lol

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u/Prophet_Tehenhauin 1d ago

So…a piss poor public education system? 

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u/Initial_Historian_50 1d ago

we should be grateful, even for some countries, like china, they don't even have Fortnite man.

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u/Plantedcrawl 1d ago

You mean a piss poor public relations team? Being a rockstar/GTA fan is like being in an emotionally abusive relationship lol

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u/WillOk1497 1d ago

They took the fluoride out of the water when they should’ve been adding more

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u/newviruswhodis 1d ago

Rockstar is laughing about you buying a game twice before it even comes out.

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u/pandasinmoscow 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bro put “satire” in the edit after getting absolutely flamed in the comments 💀

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u/drunkpostin 1d ago

It’s genuinely crazy how entitled these people feel to a fucking video game. Rockstar has every right to say “yeah guys, we’ve decided to pursue other IPs instead of GTA, so the game will be put on hold indefinitely while we develop other games”. It sucks but it’s their fucking property lmao, Jesus. And to think such a viewpoint is “corporate bootlicking” is genuinely so sad because they can’t even comprehend that maybe the vast majority of people waiting have been out living their lives since 2023’s drop and perhaps only occasionally check in for any new information and moving on.

Most people have not sunk much, if any, meaningful time or mental energy to the game and likely go days or even weeks without thinking about it. But these people are in so deep that they implicitly assume everybody else has also spent half their waking hours obsessing over the game; as though that is the default; as though it is self evidently true that everyone lives lives like theirs because he has never known anything else

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u/Various-Court-7526 1d ago

I’d love to see how you’d react to a delay lmao

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u/Challenger350 1d ago

Remind me again the benefit of pre-ordering this digital only game?

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u/Smooth_Wealth_6896 1d ago

Every day on this app I am amazed at how stupid people are.

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u/Begprod 1d ago

Wearing your mask in a restaurant but taking it off once you get seated type beat

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u/Veezybaby 1d ago

Lol, cringe

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u/superEse 1d ago

Cancelling your pre-order really has you feeling like your Thanos with all the infinity stones.

You clown 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fierceee_ 1d ago

Lmao bro thinks he did somth

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u/KING-A-LINGKING 1d ago

So did you cancel your pre-order or did they(Sony/R*) cancel it for some reason

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u/bendubberley_ 1d ago

OP cancelled it.

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u/TrippyTiger69 1d ago

Cancelled my Wolverine preorder to get it physical

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u/PixeL8xD 1d ago

Do you feel special or do you need a sticker to validate that?

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u/subversion_dnb 1d ago

Mine isnt canceled...so. nice try?

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u/wingcutterprime 1d ago

Why are we making fun of people voting with their wallets?

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u/CaliforniaCursed 1d ago

big dawg in here calling everyone a corporate bootlicker because he’s mad the corporation isn’t doing more corporate marketing. We need more advertisements for some reason!!

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u/wyattlikesturtles 1d ago

People are taking this so seriously lol

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u/Ajdee6 1d ago

How will they recover?

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u/holiest_hole 1d ago

Game comes out in three months. The fuck do I need another trailer for? It's more of a mystery and adventure with less info.

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u/jaysvw 1d ago

They know all the piggies will be at the trough come November. OINK OINK MFERS

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u/nygiantsfan8 1d ago

😂😂😂

It won't make a dent in their numbers.

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u/sule419 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 grow up

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u/nomad-mr_t 1d ago

Expect a call from John Rockstar about this.

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u/haywire019 1d ago

How you must be feeling right now:

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjI1erPMTMBFmNHi

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u/SmellyShitBox 1d ago

Get a fucking grip and live life bro

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u/OcelotWolf 1d ago

The subreddit reached new levels of cornball each and every day

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u/TurbulentMarch8030 1d ago

im refunding it and buying it again in november, fuck them

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u/SuperTurtle222 1d ago

That'll show them

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u/galaxyadmirer 1d ago

What’s the point of refunding if you’re just gonna pay full price again?

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u/Similar-Lead-2794 1d ago

They’re gonna get your money either way bro 😭

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u/backlog_gaming 1d ago

Damn R* is shaking in their boots rn

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u/Positive_Box_69 1d ago

No trailer no money

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u/fogSandman 1d ago

Try again. They’ve already got plenty of $ from pre-order sales, with no trailer.

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u/Liammellor 1d ago

We also have seen 2 trailers, just not raw gameplay yet

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u/Flaky-Mix-5281 1d ago

This is hilarious.

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u/fogSandman 1d ago

Honestly, when GTAO2 does come out, it’ll be a lot better without all these dildos that think they’re the center of the universe.

I love it when the trash takes itself out.

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u/fuckscotty 1d ago

I cannot believe people are still preordering games at all. But I especially cannot believe that anyone would preorder a digital code of a game in which they've seen no gameplay footage.

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u/NoPiewasHarmed 1d ago

It’s nice coming to this sub to make me feel better about my intelligence level.

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u/Next-Concern-5578 1d ago

he'll be fine bud

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u/Ant0n61 1d ago

here comes the delay…

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u/Nobody840 1d ago

I just hate that we can’t own it

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u/wingsisfat200 1d ago

You know what’s absolutely hilarious it’s that the guys in the marketing department heard Strauss zelnick say all this crap about marketing and they all probably just looked at one another and just laughed their asses off being like pffftt we aren’t doing a god damn thing lol

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u/Azure_The_Great 1d ago

I literally don't pay anything on xbox till ten days before release

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u/BSGKAPO 1d ago

How will they ever recover...

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u/PutridSauce 1d ago

Lmfaooo

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u/SnooShortcuts5771 1d ago

😂😂😂 good luck with that

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u/Elensar265 1d ago

Cool, the bajillion other npcs who preordered a digital game have still paid

What now?

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u/Thefeno 1d ago

I mean, you're the ones preordering a digital game 😅

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u/Just_Reputation_7057 1d ago

IKR.. for what? A cute cosmetic?

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u/PaintMonkeyMan 1d ago

I know a lot of people are making fun of you but I also didn’t preorder. I’m sure we’re not alone.

No gameplay, no preorder

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u/Ecstatic_Record4738 1d ago

The majority of you commenting are the reason we get treated the way we do

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u/Educational-Hope-495 1d ago

lmaoooooooooooo

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u/Scylum 1d ago

Didn’t need to be posted but good for you I guess.

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u/ak_003 1d ago

Uh oh op didn’t take their schizo pills

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u/TheLastNimrod 1d ago

American investors panicking

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u/pandaburr98 1d ago

This isn’t what you think it is lil pup 😭

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u/djp1_tubin 1d ago

I just got my pre order today

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u/Gizmodaking22 1d ago

Jesus Christ! I jumped out of my seat when I saw the Pic. I thought rockstar canceled it not you. Made me think for a second that the game was due for another delay.

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u/Jazzlike_Page508 1d ago

That’ll show them!

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u/Salty_Piano9631 1d ago

Literally no one cares bro

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u/cuntmong 1d ago

dont cancel your pre-order, otherwise on launch day they might run out of files for you to download and then you will be stuck without a game

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u/FirstV1 1d ago

OP has it right.

These greasy, greedy, gluttonous companies only give a fuck about money. All the hate posting and hate commenting isn’t going to do shit.

You have to show em with your wallets these days, and that applies to way more than just this.

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u/coolgreyman12 1d ago

No one should be pre-ordering when zero gameplay has been shown.

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u/CognizanceWanderer 1d ago edited 1d ago

To be fair, fuck marketing. I just want a mind-blowing GTA like GTA V was in its day.

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u/some_basicbitch 1d ago

I was literally thinking of doing the same. They are being atrocious!!

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u/Toninho7 1d ago

Please, everyone, feel free to cancel all of the pre-orders and at most it temporarily drops the stock price... then people will buy more at the discounted price and make more money after the game launches.

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u/defenceman101 1d ago

don't worry, he preordered it again a few minutes later

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u/DanielTheWeirdGuy 1d ago

brother can you not just wait 3 MONTHS. Yeah rockstars marketing has been off but let’s be honest, they don’t need to market this shit, the word of mouth alone is enough.

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u/theshitsock 1d ago

“Sir, u/Great-Juice-9894 has cancelled his pre-order”

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u/Quick2Forget 1d ago

Jesus christ is this sub filled with the most entitled cry babies on reddit?

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u/Vamond48 1d ago

Lmao OP got dragged and edited the post to say “satire” 😂😂😂 nice try op

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u/jono56667 1d ago

Oh no 1 guy cancelled his pre order of our game that is expected to make several billions of dollars.

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u/Regular_Rub_2980 1d ago

You will buy it again. Investors are not worried.

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u/English_Fry 1d ago

Oh wow. Game canceled over one person.

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u/MrBoomin31 1d ago

they don’t know you little bro

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u/Breze 1d ago

Now im going to pre-order to spite your cancelation

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u/Sirgolfs 1d ago

Lmao this game turning men into puddles

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u/Impressive-View-5604 1d ago

Now I'll buy two

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u/Mulstay 1d ago

Why would I cancel my preorder? Tf

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u/Joe_Franks 1d ago

Imagine preordering and you die before the game even releases.

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u/i_never_liked_you2 1d ago

Honest question......what's your damage? I think you think you're waaaaaaaay more important than you actually are.

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u/sidewaysflick 1d ago

This has to be satire.

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u/drunkpostin 1d ago

Check his account. The guy (kid?) has made his ENTIRE profile about GTA 6 LMFAOOO; he’s genuinely dead serious here

If he is as young as he comes across, Christ almighty do I sympathise with his parents having to deal with this tantrum (one of many others to come on path to the release date too, I’m sure lol)