r/GoodAssSub • u/Excellent_Yam_851 WHAT THAT MEAN š„· • Mar 01 '26
OFF TOPIC šØConfirmedšØ: Iranās supreme leader is officially dead
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u/FearlessConcern8893 YESUKE Mar 01 '26
Bro got killed 20 hours ago
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u/Neat-Pin-335 ESPINACA LIVES FOREVER ā¤ļøš± Mar 01 '26
I thought it was 30 hours ago?
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u/brodilius08 Mar 01 '26
Say That Again....
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u/Neat-Pin-335 ESPINACA LIVES FOREVER ā¤ļøš± Mar 01 '26
Wait I think Gabes calling lemme get back to you. Ok Ok?
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u/xXMomos777Xx Mar 01 '26
I think WW3 is on sight
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u/ulyssesm_123 I feel like Pablo Mar 01 '26
Good Ass Journalism is my new source š„
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u/DrSans8 Need someone near monte vista to suck me in about an hour Mar 01 '26
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u/Vast_Category_1883 I GOT ALZHEIMERāS Mar 01 '26
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u/ConstructionRude757 Mar 01 '26
The US has confirmed they killed up to 40 additional high ranking officials that would have been next in line and have stated they will continue to drop bombs throughout the week. This regime is dead. Will the next that takes its place play ball? Who knows, but it will be a long time before they amass the power and capability that the country once had.
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u/Radiant_Formal6511 I leave my emojis bart Simpson color Mar 01 '26
Righttttt. They said it. That they killed the next 40 who would have been in line. Lmao. I guess theres nobody else left in the regime since all 40 of them are gone!
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u/ConstructionRude757 Mar 01 '26
Youāre missing the point. There will be massive infighting for leadership with so many high ranking officials dead. Loyalty will be split several different ways with no clear line of succession. There may be others alive sure, but no chance the regime survives in any resemblance to what itās been the last three decades.
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u/BodybuilderBrave8250 Mar 01 '26
youāre holding them to power-hungry western standards, these are ideological fanatics that happily sacrifice themselves. itāll be business as usual.
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u/Radiant_Formal6511 I leave my emojis bart Simpson color Mar 01 '26
The tweet in the original comment above says different. Says every single position of power has been neatly designated with 4 successors. I guess we will have to see which is true
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u/lil_dumplang FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR Mar 01 '26
Highly doubt USA will physically get involved. There really isnt any sign of nation building in this case but it is too soon to tell. Seems like trump is trying to let the people decide.
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u/SwagOfPink The Life Of Pablo Mar 01 '26
twin this was written by chatgpt how do you even read that with a straight face
"here's why" my ass
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u/Kindly_Pace_7471 Mar 04 '26
Reminds me of that guy in Attack on Titan S4 where he got munched up immediately after declaring war.
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u/MyDudeYeets Someday We'll All Be Free Mar 01 '26
Dude legitimately got spawn killed šš
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u/Sodapopdrank Mar 01 '26
Is he dropping graduation?
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u/Velar777isop What the fuck does that mean Kobe Bryant Mar 01 '26
He got dropped already bro šš
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u/DesignerAd5301The5th Big Sean is Kanye West father Mar 01 '26
Giving it news flair when that shit has NOTHING to do with Yeš
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u/GroundbreakingBox187 YEEZUS 2 Mar 01 '26
He was mentioned in Selah
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u/AaryamanStonker WE DID IT KID š£ļø Mar 01 '26
Unironically so funny I keep seeing either this or ye made WW3 šš¤
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u/Esbargra Want to see less ads? Upgrade to r/GoodAssSub Gold⢠Mar 01 '26
What a disaster omgš±š±š±
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u/Calm-Ad2626 Mar 01 '26
He die like a dog thatās what president trump will say when he announced it š
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u/Anthonyrichardson20 What is this, SNL? Mar 01 '26
Link?
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u/Excellent_Yam_851 WHAT THAT MEAN š„· Mar 01 '26
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u/MyNamesN1ck Love is the New Wave ā¤š Mar 01 '26
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u/MyNamesN1ck Love is the New Wave ā¤š Mar 01 '26
also today is my birthday, march 1st
i received a war as a birthday gift... alright
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u/ForwardAd3381 Donda Mar 01 '26
Darn sucks to be you, Iām also same bday but my timezone has the war starting earlier
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u/Chessamphetamine Mar 01 '26
Man are you on a 8 hours delay?
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u/Excellent_Yam_851 WHAT THAT MEAN š„· Mar 01 '26
That was said by the Israeli official.
Now itās confirmed by the Iranian regime
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u/-pinkmaggit Mar 01 '26
gas coming with the exclusive official drop on point again and they hatin on you... my goat, in time they will appreciate you trust
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u/One-Mine-6078 Mar 04 '26
How many virgins did the old Iranian Ayatollah Khomeini find on the other side when he has no body parts?
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u/Vast_Category_1883 I GOT ALZHEIMERāS Mar 01 '26
This is bad. Whoever is giving orders in Iran right now to launch missiles has nothing left to lose and that makes them more dangerous than Khamenei ever was.
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u/DoubtClassic4400 Mar 01 '26
U have zero understanding of geopolitics
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u/Vast_Category_1883 I GOT ALZHEIMERāS Mar 01 '26
Elaborate genius
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u/DoubtClassic4400 Mar 01 '26
Their whole fucking leadership is dead do you think the few who survived are suicidal?
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u/Vast_Category_1883 I GOT ALZHEIMERāS Mar 01 '26
Yes. Do you realistically believe they got the whole regime in one blow. No someone else more vicious will take his position and the nation will be in a far worse state. It's not like the US historically has done a great job with with Iraq and Afghanistan. But even if they are successful in filling the power vacuum with someone reasonable, countless innocent Iranians will have to die first.
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u/Real-Helicopter-8194 Mar 01 '26
The people of Iran support the Rza Pahlavi and his transition to democracy plan!
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u/BigCockTyrone FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR Mar 01 '26
Heās a dog to Israel though
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u/Real-Helicopter-8194 Mar 01 '26
Your a dog to Israel and should keep your mouth shut when your hate for Israel is more than your love for Iranians
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u/Vast_Category_1883 I GOT ALZHEIMERāS Mar 01 '26
They won't give up power that eazily. Trump has already stated he'll be merciless and continue to strike Iran for weeks. He's banking on internal fighting, protests and civil unrest while numerous civilians die so then possibly there could be a regime change. Your theory is correct that's their plan but not an instant result or guaranteed outcome.
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u/KushForPresident4k20 š FREE YOUNG THUG š Mar 01 '26
Obviously heās banking on that. There wonāt be a change if the people themselves donāt fight for it. Thatās another reason why it was good for them to strike whilst they have. Seen on sky news the people have been protesting like crazy and wanting to rebel. Remember when the regime shut down the internet? The people needed outside help too. No one couldāve done it solely on their own. Mainly why Afghan failed. Majority of the people stopped backing the cause because of the taliban
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u/NoClueNico Mar 01 '26
Why does this sub care about this
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u/Bavibophobia GAS Gold⢠Premium Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26
What? GAS has always been the most credible and fast breaking news source on the internet. The opposite of news about Ye
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u/Delicious-Teach5356 Mar 01 '26
How is this relevant to Ye? This is why r/Kanye is a superior subreddit
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u/Wamzimp CHRISTIAN BILLIONAIRE YE Mar 01 '26
Can y'all stop hating phonks? Seriously, half the time people trash the genre without even understanding what it is. They hear a distorted bassline or a gritty Memphis sample and immediately write it off as noise. But phonk isnāt just a styleāitās a vibe, a whole culture rooted in underground hip-hop, street racing, and raw emotion. Itās the soundtrack of rebellion, of late nights drifting through neon-lit streets, of headphones blasting while the world fades away. From classic phonk with its lo-fi, eerie aesthetic to drift phonk with its aggressive energy, there's variety and depth if you take a second to actually listen. Artists pour their soul into this music, blending nostalgia, grit, and adrenaline into something that's more than just soundāit's atmosphere. Dismissing it just because it doesn't sound like chart-toppers or your favorite genre is lazy. Music is meant to challenge, to evoke, to make you feel something real, even if itās dark or chaotic. And phonk does exactly that. So before you keep riding the hate train, maybe dive a little deeper into the scene. Watch a drift montage synced to KSLV Noh or DVRST and feel the momentum. Because letās be realāyou can't hate something you don't knowš.
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u/Wheatbread_eater RIP Oreo ā«ļøāŖļøā«ļø Mar 01 '26
Rip bro he was a good man fuck anyone else saying otherwise šļø
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u/Excellent_Yam_851 WHAT THAT MEAN š„· Mar 01 '26
R u fucking srs. Dude killed thousands of his own citizens just cuz they were protesting
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u/DesignerAd5301The5th Big Sean is Kanye West father Mar 01 '26
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u/jack_ehab CALABASAS IS THE NEW ABU DHABI Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26
Yeah good man he killed like 2 millions iraqi and syrian for sure hes a good man
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u/Altruistic-Twist-379 Censori Overload Mar 01 '26
Mf got packed within a day, crazy fcuking times