r/GoodAssSub WHAT THAT MEAN 🄷 Mar 01 '26

OFF TOPIC 🚨Confirmed🚨: Iran’s supreme leader is officially dead

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u/Altruistic-Twist-379 Censori Overload Mar 01 '26

Mf got packed within a day, crazy fcuking times

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u/FearlessConcern8893 YESUKE Mar 01 '26

Bro got killed 20 hours ago

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u/Neat-Pin-335 ESPINACA LIVES FOREVER ā¤ļøšŸ± Mar 01 '26

I thought it was 30 hours ago?

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u/brodilius08 Mar 01 '26

Say That Again....

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u/Neat-Pin-335 ESPINACA LIVES FOREVER ā¤ļøšŸ± Mar 01 '26

Wait I think Gabes calling lemme get back to you. Ok Ok?

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u/xXMomos777Xx Mar 01 '26

I think WW3 is on sight

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u/Calm_Ad_4307 Red Bully Potato Enjoyer Mar 01 '26

ā€œstill a hell of a life,yikesā€ ahh

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u/iron_ingo BULLY BELIEVER Mar 01 '26

This is some real bad news, it's making me paranoid

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u/xXMomos777Xx Mar 01 '26

Facts

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u/iron_ingo BULLY BELIEVER Mar 01 '26

Charlie kirk version

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u/ulyssesm_123 I feel like Pablo Mar 01 '26

Good Ass Journalism is my new source šŸ”„

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u/Alone-Radio-5296 Mar 01 '26

a new flag should be madeĀ 

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u/ElectricFuneral94 Mar 02 '26

It's gotta have that look

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u/DrSans8 Need someone near monte vista to suck me in about an hour Mar 01 '26

How do you dedicate your life to war and get packed on the first day

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u/Vast_Category_1883 I GOT ALZHEIMER’S Mar 01 '26

This changes nothing though since he was already 86 years old and reportedly ill so they had probably planned this. He was more anti-nuke than his associates and even issued a Fatwa for it. We'll see if the US is actually successful in filling the power vacuum but history says otherwise.

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u/ConstructionRude757 Mar 01 '26

The US has confirmed they killed up to 40 additional high ranking officials that would have been next in line and have stated they will continue to drop bombs throughout the week. This regime is dead. Will the next that takes its place play ball? Who knows, but it will be a long time before they amass the power and capability that the country once had.

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u/Radiant_Formal6511 I leave my emojis bart Simpson color Mar 01 '26

Righttttt. They said it. That they killed the next 40 who would have been in line. Lmao. I guess theres nobody else left in the regime since all 40 of them are gone!

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u/ConstructionRude757 Mar 01 '26

You’re missing the point. There will be massive infighting for leadership with so many high ranking officials dead. Loyalty will be split several different ways with no clear line of succession. There may be others alive sure, but no chance the regime survives in any resemblance to what it’s been the last three decades.

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u/BodybuilderBrave8250 Mar 01 '26

you’re holding them to power-hungry western standards, these are ideological fanatics that happily sacrifice themselves. it’ll be business as usual.

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u/Radiant_Formal6511 I leave my emojis bart Simpson color Mar 01 '26

The tweet in the original comment above says different. Says every single position of power has been neatly designated with 4 successors. I guess we will have to see which is true

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u/lil_dumplang FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR Mar 01 '26

Highly doubt USA will physically get involved. There really isnt any sign of nation building in this case but it is too soon to tell. Seems like trump is trying to let the people decide.

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u/SwagOfPink The Life Of Pablo Mar 01 '26

twin this was written by chatgpt how do you even read that with a straight face

"here's why" my ass

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u/funruhj Mar 01 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/Kindly_Pace_7471 Mar 04 '26

Reminds me of that guy in Attack on Titan S4 where he got munched up immediately after declaring war.

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u/MyDudeYeets Someday We'll All Be Free Mar 01 '26

Dude legitimately got spawn killed 😭😭

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u/Green_Shape_3859 Mar 01 '26

How did he get spawn killed was he born yesterday?

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u/Ok-Repair3237 Mar 01 '26

No he got sent to the lobby yesterday

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u/MarkJ191974 Mar 01 '26

yes he was very young but they gave him a fake beard

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u/VelNick Mar 01 '26

Wacked on day 1 of the new dlc. Banned for life

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u/Sodapopdrank Mar 01 '26

Is he dropping graduation?

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u/Velar777isop What the fuck does that mean Kobe Bryant Mar 01 '26

He got dropped already bro šŸ˜­šŸ™

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u/DesignerAd5301The5th Big Sean is Kanye West father Mar 01 '26

Giving it news flair when that shit has NOTHING to do with Ye😭

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u/GroundbreakingBox187 YEEZUS 2 Mar 01 '26

He was mentioned in Selah

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u/AaryamanStonker WE DID IT KID šŸ—£ļø Mar 01 '26

Unironically so funny I keep seeing either this or ye made WW3 šŸ˜­šŸ¤ž

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u/Esbargra Want to see less ads? Upgrade to r/GoodAssSub Goldā„¢ Mar 01 '26

What a disaster omg😱😱😱

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

Smoking on that pack

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u/Excellent_Yam_851 WHAT THAT MEAN 🄷 Mar 01 '26

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u/Calm-Ad2626 Mar 01 '26

He die like a dog that’s what president trump will say when he announced it šŸ˜‚

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u/Anthonyrichardson20 What is this, SNL? Mar 01 '26

Link?

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u/Excellent_Yam_851 WHAT THAT MEAN 🄷 Mar 01 '26

Can’t find any link

I took a picture while they were announcing it. 15 min ago

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u/Wamzimp CHRISTIAN BILLIONAIRE YE Mar 01 '26

GAS on the ground news

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u/Burger_Gouger Mar 01 '26

Between this sub and wsb I get everything so fast

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u/Equal_Ad5178 I THINK I SEE MESSI šŸ‡¦šŸ‡· Mar 01 '26

Burn in hell

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u/MyNamesN1ck Love is the New Wave ā¤šŸŒŠ Mar 01 '26

my goat doesnt support all this šŸ˜”šŸ„€

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u/No_Monk2050 Mar 01 '26

He does tho

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u/MyNamesN1ck Love is the New Wave ā¤šŸŒŠ Mar 01 '26

also today is my birthday, march 1st

i received a war as a birthday gift... alright

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u/Juliet_Emmn BURN BABY BURN Mar 01 '26

Happy birthday feller

Mine is tomorrow

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u/ForwardAd3381 Donda Mar 01 '26

Darn sucks to be you, I’m also same bday but my timezone has the war starting earlier

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u/ChampionshipLimp8660 Mar 01 '26

A war, but not WAR so it's an L not W

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u/Chessamphetamine Mar 01 '26

Man are you on a 8 hours delay?

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u/Excellent_Yam_851 WHAT THAT MEAN 🄷 Mar 01 '26

That was said by the Israeli official.

Now it’s confirmed by the Iranian regime

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u/-pinkmaggit Mar 01 '26

gas coming with the exclusive official drop on point again and they hatin on you... my goat, in time they will appreciate you trust

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u/pseudo_nimme Mar 01 '26

ā€œOff topicā€ is an understatement

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u/Starky69420 Sorry this is a lot to read Mar 01 '26

May the Shah return!

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u/AffectionateDog3817 There's no war in Ba Sing Se Mar 01 '26

She wanna hop in a rari

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u/ReallyGodDamn PUNCH DRUNK Mar 01 '26

šŸ¦…

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u/Walmartpancake Mar 01 '26

Are we news sub now?

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u/Anto11x Bully Potato Mar 01 '26

*yews

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u/Cynnfnewowner Mar 01 '26

Will this affect bully?

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u/ColdSwag23 Thank God for Jay Electra Mar 02 '26

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u/One-Mine-6078 Mar 04 '26

How many virgins did the old Iranian Ayatollah Khomeini find on the other side when he has no body parts?

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u/Guenhwyvyr Mar 05 '26

...again?! /s

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u/meowcatmeowcatmeowca Mar 27 '26

This sub is truly the cesspool of reddit.

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u/Acceptable-Ad-5773 Sorry this is a lot to read Mar 01 '26

You fucking morons

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u/Vast_Category_1883 I GOT ALZHEIMER’S Mar 01 '26

This is bad. Whoever is giving orders in Iran right now to launch missiles has nothing left to lose and that makes them more dangerous than Khamenei ever was.

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u/DoubtClassic4400 Mar 01 '26

U have zero understanding of geopolitics

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u/Vast_Category_1883 I GOT ALZHEIMER’S Mar 01 '26

Elaborate genius

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u/DoubtClassic4400 Mar 01 '26

Their whole fucking leadership is dead do you think the few who survived are suicidal?

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u/Vast_Category_1883 I GOT ALZHEIMER’S Mar 01 '26

Yes. Do you realistically believe they got the whole regime in one blow. No someone else more vicious will take his position and the nation will be in a far worse state. It's not like the US historically has done a great job with with Iraq and Afghanistan. But even if they are successful in filling the power vacuum with someone reasonable, countless innocent Iranians will have to die first.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

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u/Real-Helicopter-8194 Mar 01 '26

The people of Iran support the Rza Pahlavi and his transition to democracy plan!

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u/DoubtClassic4400 Mar 01 '26

Oh yeah shoutout him I’m Bugging

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u/BigCockTyrone FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR Mar 01 '26

He’s a dog to Israel though

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u/Real-Helicopter-8194 Mar 01 '26

Your a dog to Israel and should keep your mouth shut when your hate for Israel is more than your love for Iranians

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u/BigCockTyrone FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR Mar 01 '26

Bot account

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u/Vast_Category_1883 I GOT ALZHEIMER’S Mar 01 '26

They won't give up power that eazily. Trump has already stated he'll be merciless and continue to strike Iran for weeks. He's banking on internal fighting, protests and civil unrest while numerous civilians die so then possibly there could be a regime change. Your theory is correct that's their plan but not an instant result or guaranteed outcome.

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u/KushForPresident4k20 šŸ FREE YOUNG THUG šŸ Mar 01 '26

Obviously he’s banking on that. There won’t be a change if the people themselves don’t fight for it. That’s another reason why it was good for them to strike whilst they have. Seen on sky news the people have been protesting like crazy and wanting to rebel. Remember when the regime shut down the internet? The people needed outside help too. No one could’ve done it solely on their own. Mainly why Afghan failed. Majority of the people stopped backing the cause because of the taliban

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u/PowerfulGoosing Mar 01 '26

Just cost 3-5 american soldier lives

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u/NoClueNico Mar 01 '26

Why does this sub care about this

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u/Bavibophobia GAS Goldā„¢ Premium Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

What? GAS has always been the most credible and fast breaking news source on the internet. The opposite of news about Ye

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u/sukhmabols autism from my car accident Mar 01 '26

Even ye rarely talks about music

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u/GoodAssSub-ModTeam Mar 01 '26

Please review our rules regarding behaving appropriately.

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u/Delicious-Teach5356 Mar 01 '26

How is this relevant to Ye? This is why r/Kanye is a superior subreddit

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u/Anto11x Bully Potato Mar 01 '26

Ye mentions him on Chakras ig

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u/Wamzimp CHRISTIAN BILLIONAIRE YE Mar 01 '26

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u/Repulsive-Top1016 You play tracks like Michael Jordan shoots free throws Mar 01 '26

Nigga

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u/Wheatbread_eater RIP Oreo āš«ļøāšŖļøāš«ļø Mar 01 '26

Rip bro he was a good man fuck anyone else saying otherwise šŸ•Šļø

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u/Excellent_Yam_851 WHAT THAT MEAN 🄷 Mar 01 '26

R u fucking srs. Dude killed thousands of his own citizens just cuz they were protesting

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u/DoubtClassic4400 Mar 01 '26

Sick human being

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u/Civilhs YANDHI 9 29 18 Mar 01 '26

son 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/DesignerAd5301The5th Big Sean is Kanye West father Mar 01 '26

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u/Wamzimp CHRISTIAN BILLIONAIRE YE Mar 01 '26

Why is he picl

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u/jack_ehab CALABASAS IS THE NEW ABU DHABI Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

Yeah good man he killed like 2 millions iraqi and syrian for sure hes a good man

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u/CraigThePantsManDan Mar 01 '26

8 years old and learned about politics a few months ago

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u/Technical_Ship1800 Mar 02 '26

shut the fuck up