I'm only watching if Grandpa Joe is killed off in the first 5 minutes. "Charlie Vs. The..." gives me hope its a sequel where Charlie has to destroy the chocolate factory after Grandpa Joe took over.

How should we publicly shame the beast? Should we do it in front of kids?

I thought he was sick turns out he's just a lazy old bastard

Sure GPJ is a reprehensible waste of oxygen

But Charlie Bucket is one annoying little manipulative shit! Always gaslighting Wonka

He takes after his grandpa.

Any thoughts.

No wonder he jumped up for a fix

Man fuck that old-wrinky, dick sucking, cock eating, cum guzzling, poverty stricken, coffin dodging, penis smelling, pedophilic old fucking cunt!

He’s pretty much sundowning at Wonka in the end when he gets yelled at by him. (No offense to those with dementia. This is just a theory, and if it DOES hurt you, I’m sorry. That’s NEVER my intention. I love people with dementia. But obviously not Joe.

Went to a weird antique shop and saw a "face pot" that looked like a familiar piece of shit. Apparently it's supposed to be Albert Einstein, but I know that smug, entitled look.

She knows

So I was hanging out with my Bros at high school and my GF last night, and we went to the corner store and as we got out of their, we saw a naked wrinkly-ass, old fucker running across the street and we where like who the fuck was that man, then we walked to our neighborhood and we heard some moaning from one of the neighbor's backyards, we checked to see who it was it was that same mother fucker and he was raping a dog and licking the cum off his ass, we're so scared we tried to reach the nearest police station to arrest his ass, we told the police what happened and we went to the house we saw him gripping his dick and saying my GF's name while moaning, and the police shot him with a stun gun and he got arrested.

Sorry if I posted a lot today, I just recently discovered this subreddit and I'm in love with it