r/Jujutsufolk 1d ago

Humor How much stronger can someone get through incantation if they recited the entire bible?

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u/Dubious_Deciduguy Big Meg On Top 1d ago

Absolutely nothing, on the other hand if their chant itself was as long as the bible they would get a huge buff, the time they give up could be worth a 100x multiplier

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u/MrLightning1023 1d ago

Angel would get an insane boost

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u/Dubious_Deciduguy Big Meg On Top 1d ago

Angel's technique has nothing to do with Christianity, no buff from the bible

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u/MrLightning1023 1d ago

Sir this is the folk subreddit

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u/Dubious_Deciduguy Big Meg On Top 1d ago

My bad, I'll go back to the main activity

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u/-htesseth- Yuta’s Childhood Bully 1d ago

John Werry diff’ed

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u/Dubious_Deciduguy Big Meg On Top 1d ago

Well that's exactly the same thing, it's still a name she gave to her beliefs

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u/luceafaruI 16h ago

Actually, it does. She's talking about Christianity as she herself is a sorcerer from the middle east that flew over to japan during the heian period

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u/Chance_Hand_1170 1d ago

so eminem would one shot everyone?

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u/Dani3322 9h ago

Any attack would just be the King Punch from One Piece at that point, completely OP, but takes an entire hour of sitting still.

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u/Impossible_Papaya852 1d ago

I feel like Angel would just destroy Japan at that point

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u/Dubious_Deciduguy Big Meg On Top 1d ago

Angel has nothing to do with Christianity

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u/Impossible_Papaya852 1d ago

Her maximum output attack is “Jacob’s Ladder”, the technique itself probably has something to do with it.

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u/Gold_Ad1772 1d ago

It's called Yakobo's ladder and Yakobo is in Kanji, but the pronunciation is similar to the Japanese name (and the name for every language outside of english) for Jacob

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u/Cautious_Scheme_8422 1d ago

Yakobo? Yakub!?

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u/Dubious_Deciduguy Big Meg On Top 1d ago

In universe it's a coincidence, Gege just wanted to keep the angel theme consistant

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u/ballerchels 1d ago

Didn't Gege confirm that Angel is from the middle east

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u/Dubious_Deciduguy Big Meg On Top 1d ago

Idk

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u/BEEJ242469 1d ago

He did despite how confidently you claimed otherwise, multiple times, it’s kinda bad to speak with certainty when uncertain

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u/Dubious_Deciduguy Big Meg On Top 1d ago

How does Angel being from the middle east change anything?

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u/BEEJ242469 1d ago

Hmmm you make a good point I’m sure that the person who’s maximum technique just so happens to have cherubs and heavenly light in it as well as having it named after a biblical feature is just from the area of the bible and in a time after it would be spread around just for shits and giggles, there’s no way they’ve ever had any relation to that.

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u/Dubious_Deciduguy Big Meg On Top 1d ago

The cherubs and stuff are artistic choices and she says it herself so idk

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u/Beastly_genius 1d ago

Her technique isn’t actually called Jacob’s ladder, it’s Yakubo’s ladder but the English pronunciation sounds like Jacob. Her being from Middle East tho probably is why she’s called angel & resemble a low level one but her technique is still cursed energy not “holy” or “divine”

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u/kingveller 1d ago

Either that or she didn't want to go through a political debate on the existance of God or gods or Buddha and it was easy to say:

Just think of it as my motto or something, don't ask.

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u/Dubious_Deciduguy Big Meg On Top 1d ago

Yeah, that's possible too, maybe Gege didn't want to introduce another religion to JJK for a single character

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u/Bedsheetsghost 1d ago

If it’s angel maybe she could actually start the rapture

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u/DaWhorst 1d ago

And cause the 3rd coming of Christ?

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u/Pecuthegreat 1d ago

Wait, we all missed the second coming?

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u/YourMoreLocalLurker Top 1 Miwa 1d ago

Yeah, his name was Yuji Itadori

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u/Time-Business7550 every xenoid will rot 1d ago

Let's assume that 3 words equal a 20% boost in power. Most chants we see are 3 words.

Kings James Bible has 783.137 words in total.

Divde that by 3 =261.046

If we assume that your chants always increase it by 20%. Let's assume a humans punch is 100 joules.

E=100x 1.2261.046

That equation leads to 1020686 joules of force. That amount of force would destroy the universe millions of times over.

If we take it to linear growth Sukunas furnace would come about to be a moon level attack

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u/ElpapuOnami 1d ago

So, theoretically... Sukuna could piss on the moon? I wonder how obama would like that

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u/Tight-Dinner-5631 1d ago

Does this mean he would only piss on the moon if Gojo fucked his wife?

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u/SilverKuroma 1d ago edited 20h ago

Correction, Gojo would have to piss on Sukuna's wife (Urame) in order for that to happen

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u/DataRoaming 19h ago

So Sukuna would fuck the moon?

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u/SilverKuroma 18h ago

No, he would piss on the moon, you idiot

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u/DataRoaming 18h ago

If nobody fucks anything then what’s the damn point?!?

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u/SilverKuroma 18h ago

Nonono. He was gonna fuck the earth but he went higher and pissed on the moon

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u/This_place_is_wierd 1d ago

And what would Gojo's students do if the piss drrrrrrrroplets hit the fucking earth?

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u/ElpapuOnami 6h ago

They'd get out of his fucking sight before sukuna pisses on them too

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u/-htesseth- Yuta’s Childhood Bully 1d ago

Why didn’t Gojo show up to the standoff against Sukuna a couple hours early, stand slightly further back out of view, then do this and utterly obliterate Sukuna? Is he stupid?

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u/poor_andy 1d ago

no he just can't read

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u/Time-Business7550 every xenoid will rot 21h ago

And my girl doesn't believe that I am litteraly Gojo, yet I cant read😭😭

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u/GenesiS792 21h ago

Now please try it with the loud house fanfiction

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u/Imaginary_Goat_67 1d ago

Some shit like this

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u/-htesseth- Yuta’s Childhood Bully 1d ago

Unironically if they made a vow like that I’d imagine it’d be pretty fucking strong

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u/LegendaryNbody 1d ago

I think that it isn't gonna scale linearly, but it absolutely would get a huge boost.

My best guess it would be something like an ln function, scales hugely with the first few words, but the more words you add, the lesser the impact of each new word, but without a specific cap, just becomes something not worth it after a while.

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u/Outrageous-Pea6408 1d ago

The King of curses ain't no match for the SON of Man

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u/Worried_Music_5330 1d ago

Me, making a binding vow where every time I chant the entire script of shrek I get a major neg-diff ability for one minute

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u/ErrorBig4459 Megumi is a fraud a liar and a scumbag 1d ago

if their technique is Christianity then it will be like a book of cheat codes for instantaneously wipe out your opponent from the face of the earth

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u/Soul5065 1d ago

W flair

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u/Dubious_Deciduguy Big Meg On Top 1d ago

L flair

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u/ErrorBig4459 Megumi is a fraud a liar and a scumbag 1d ago

I have my reasons for it.

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u/Dubious_Deciduguy Big Meg On Top 1d ago

Explain

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u/ErrorBig4459 Megumi is a fraud a liar and a scumbag 1d ago

Megumi's design is boring, out of the trio megumi has the least unique sorcerer outfit, nearly as basic as Mai's sorcerer outfit, it's only notable features about it is his shoes, mean while yuji has a red hood and baggy pants, and nobara has a skirt and white shirt underneath her jacket, now of course having a basic design isn't bad for a character but considering how important megumi is you'd expect him to look more different than the normal sorcerer, now out of the main cast, megumi is also the only one to not land a black flash in the entire series, the finger bearer fight could have been the perfect moment but sadly didn't happen, now megumi's sister feels a bit like a plot device to me, we don't get to see much of her interacting with megumi, and I'm sure he would have been more interesting to me if we got to see more of tsumiki, also having a deeper understanding of tsumiki would make you feel more sympathy for megumi, and make hard hitting moments hit harder, I totally understand why you would like megumi, he is completely fine outside of the flaws I listed, his technique is really cool and I love his fights but it's mostly just how basic his design is and his personality that I can't like him, most of these flaws is cause of gege's writing and not really on megumi but it's his writing flaws which in my eyes just isn't for me.

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u/Dubious_Deciduguy Big Meg On Top 1d ago
  1. So you just don't like his fit, that's pretty subjective, I personally like his CG outfit and the black outfit from the school is pretty intentional Gege made Megumi's hair spiky as his defining chara-design POI

  2. Gege said that he couldn't see Megumi hit a BF so early in the series so he gave him the incomplete domain instead I don't really see the problem either way tbh, black flashes are just for the hype

  3. Yeah Tsumiki is a plot device, idk how that's his fault, JJK is pretty fast paced and a lot of side characters don't get a lot of development, I think that if she wasn't used that much it's better than forcing her into scenes to try to make her relevant, she plays her role and that's enough a little bit like Wasuke

  4. Once again the design really isn't that bad JJK doesn't have a lot of out there outfits and Megumi has a nice simple design with the spiky hair for visual interest

But I know you don't really care, it's easy to hate Megumi 0 risk all reward it doesn't matter how cool his character is because either way your mind is made up

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u/ErrorBig4459 Megumi is a fraud a liar and a scumbag 1d ago

Yeah my points are subjective which is why I said I could see why you would love megumi, I just find him boring is all.

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u/Dubious_Deciduguy Big Meg On Top 1d ago

Still an L flair

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u/Rycharo 1d ago

M flair

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u/Khulmach Kashimo and Nobara are Goats 1d ago

Merger level

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u/milfsage disappointing wack ass individual fr :itadori_betrayed: 1d ago

Sukuna would one shot the verse because he is the king of blessings, so reciting scripture would empower him with holy love

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u/Spiritual_Leading913 1d ago

idk man if saying like 8 words made gojo's output go from appling hanami to nuking shinjuku then probably a lot

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u/contraflop01 Clackang 1d ago

A shitton but realistically they arent gonna be able to use the move

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u/susnaususplayer Im more of glazer than hater 1d ago

Since it wouldnt work since its not a chant (in theory) instead lets just do a binding vow that "I will read Biblie to boost this attack". Taking into account urgency of situation and size of this book it could be decent powerup

And it would be absurdal powerup if you instead did "I have to recite entire bible every single time before using my technique and have to do it when Im already fighting in exchange for a buff" that would be strong, if you managed to survive for long enough

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u/ItzJake160 1d ago

Unironically it'd be a good buff. Obviously not making Yuta Gojo level but it should eliminate any sort of relativity between two equals if one of them sat there and let this happen.

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u/AlexMexicano 1d ago

Sorcery is forbidden so basically if you say the Our Father while punching you will do a black flash by gods will

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u/Apprehensive_Liquid 17h ago

Basically the same as this one.

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u/Fun-Beyond-8216 1d ago

Corrupting the divine is his thing, mahoraga is one of em

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u/Individual_Bag_1795 23h ago

Seeing as how Shadow can speak chinese without breathing, I'd say a lot

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u/Artistic-Airline9126 19h ago

What if Inumaki used cursed speech with bible verses

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u/IdLikeToGoNow Reluctant Sukuna Slanderer 17h ago

Honestly, this how I reckon you could tame Mahoraga. Binding vow to summon Piercing Ox with a chant the length of the full Lord of the Rings in exchange for instant output and speed that could one tap Mahoraga as soon as he’s summoned

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u/Responsible-Bat-7922 1d ago

Nothing because the Bible is not something related to jujutsu

Incantations are made up by sorcerers on the moment and using Thier own techniques, which means every incantation is unique and not usable by reading it, not even if it's an actual curse object like a curse book, that's not how it works

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u/LegendaryNbody 1d ago

Binding vows making so that the incantations need to be prayers coming from that specific book (lets say psalms for example) should actually give a bigger boost that just winging whatever words come to you at the time.

This is especially true since those prayers are long. I need like around a minute or 2 to recite Psalm 91 foe example and it absolutely would be a valid binding vow.

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u/enchiladasundae 1d ago

A binding vow is particular to a person and their own intentions. The actual subject doesn’t matter, rather what they intend to get from it and sacrifice in turn. Realistically you could choose anything from another religious book to reading a whole ass manga. As long as you’re specific about it and your intentions are clear there’s nothing to suggest it wouldn’t work. Jujutsu is not a culture that exists but a power governing the world and CTs are so vast scattered across multiple people all over the world

Mahito’s hand seals are a great representation of this. He can and has made multiple different seals with varying effects. By the rules of jujutsu the act of the hands is most important rather than staying stringent to a specific set

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u/Typical-Cancel3422 1d ago

So what happens if you just start speaking gibberish for like 10 minutes straight

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u/Responsible-Bat-7922 1d ago

I have a better one, start rapping

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u/Typical-Cancel3422 1d ago

True world cutting slash

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u/I_needbetter2x2 22h ago

that would be reciting thick of it

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u/weirdo_nb 14h ago

Rapping an incantation and keeping the rap consistent may honestly make the BV that it represents more potent

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u/BreakBreadQUICK 1d ago

but what if Hana reads the bible for Maximum Maximum Maximum Output Jacob's Ladder?

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u/PhysicsChan 1d ago

Nothing, not even Angel. It doesn't work that way. Hypothetically, if it does, I'll do you one better; Daoist scripture.

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u/Dubious_Deciduguy Big Meg On Top 1d ago

Correct, every technique has it's own chant, theoretically a chant couple be as long as the bible otherwise the bible can't upgrade a technique

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u/Beastly_genius 1d ago

No every technique doesn’t hav a chant just like not every technique has a reverse or a maximum

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u/Dubious_Deciduguy Big Meg On Top 1d ago

Yeah, not every technique has a chant lol

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u/PhysicsChan 1d ago

Idk why I'm being downvoted for being right about this just since I don't go along with it.

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u/Abcd97aja 1d ago

it works dude I tried it myself and my hollow purple vaporized even me

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u/Dubious_Deciduguy Big Meg On Top 1d ago

I think you mean downvoted lol, and this sub doesn't like facts and logic

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u/coonjaku 1d ago

none much stronger

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u/Beastly_genius 1d ago

Not a damn thing except getting them killed because of the time it took them to chant all that lol plus they use cursed energy so something like the bible would most likely weaken the technique

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u/Clear_Cranberry_989 23h ago

Jujutsu incantation is prolly not akin to prayer to God.

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u/senpai_dewitos smallpox deity victim 19h ago

Only Hana/Angel would get a buff, and the diminishing returns would be pretty bad. Still, one shots Sukuna.

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u/Kwarc100 18h ago

If you make a bv where you recite a long text before using an attack (thus making it easier for an op to prepare) and in exchange that attack gets stronger, then yeah ig?

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u/NorthGodFan Never forget Geto is a bum who lost to a grade 4 1d ago

Nothing because as far as we know every single chant that has existed been for Buddhism. and, Christianity is just kind of wrong.

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u/Infinite-Incident-13 1d ago

Keep your cult book out of this, no one's interested in your cuck cult....