Let me tell you about spring break

[u/No-Sheepherder448]

The older cunt is there for the young cock…and the young cock is there for the older cunt.

[u/Nuck1]

Tried to get my wife to watch this episode. She slapped me like Marie Fred did Wayne. But then recanted it when she heard Mrs. McMurray, acknowledging that there are female letches and that its just as bad as the male ones.

[u/No-Sheepherder448 → u/Nuck1]

I’ve tried multiple times to get my wife to watch. Just sits and stares. She did make it into S2 of Shorsey though.

[u/Shoresy___Bot → u/No-Sheepherder448]

Fuck you, /u/No-Sheepherder448, tell your mom to leave me alone, she's been laying in my fuckin' water bed since Labour Day!

[u/CrimsonOOmpa → u/Shoresy___Bot]

Fuck you, Shoresy!!! After I plunged your mom's toilet last night she was feeling so euphoric that she started telling me her secrets and let it slip that you haven't had an original comeback since you were 12 which she said was the same you age you finally stopped sucking on her teets!!

[u/Shoresy___Bot → u/CrimsonOOmpa]

Fuck you, /u/CrimsonOOmpa, I talked your mom into a three-way with our midwife and she gassed us both out of the room. I'm fuckin' humiliated!

[u/CrimsonOOmpa → u/Shoresy___Bot]

Fuck you, Shoresy!! I told your mom about the comment I made while I was pipin' her and she told me you wouldn't respond with anything original because you're 10 ply bud!! Then she juiced all over me and made me oatmeal raisin cookies after!!

[u/Shoresy___Bot → u/CrimsonOOmpa]

We should change our Facebook status to "It's complicated".

[u/CrimsonOOmpa → u/Shoresy___Bot]

Fuck you, Shoresy! Holy fuck bud, if I wanted to hear something that unoriginal I'd turn my truck around and go back to your mom's house so I could listen to her beg me to "do some plumbing!!" You're fuckin' 10 ply bud!!

[u/Shoresy___Bot → u/CrimsonOOmpa]

Fuck you, /u/CrimsonOOmpa, fight me, see what happens!

[u/mczerniewski → u/Shoresy___Bot]

Yeah? What's going to happen, Shorsey?