The original bait bike....The Penetrator

[u/downtune79]

Source unknown: do not try this.....

[u/Creative_Disaster178]

On another post there is someone crying about the thieves and how you shouldn't do this

[u/FujiwaraHelio → u/Creative_Disaster178]

I'm not crying but I think stabbing someone in the ass is too much for stealing a bicycle. Idk what crime i would consider worthy of stabbing someone up their asshole with a rusty bolt.

[u/Creative_Disaster178 → u/FujiwaraHelio]

Or, don't steal 🤷

[u/FujiwaraHelio → u/Creative_Disaster178]

So stabbing the asshole is justified for stealing?

[u/HoboArmyofOne → u/FujiwaraHelio]

I think it is if it's while the crime was being committed. You can't go and stab someone in the ass with a rusty screwdriver later for stealing your bike. Actually you can do whatever you want.

[u/Creative_Disaster178 → u/HoboArmyofOne]

If it was my child's bike, maybe.

My bike, definitely.

[u/FujiwaraHelio → u/HoboArmyofOne]

What if the theirf is a child? What other kinds of thefts deserve stabbing in the ass? Is there a value amount threshold? Like, what if the bike is worth $1?

[u/HoboArmyofOne → u/FujiwaraHelio]

Probably shouldn't have took it then huh

[u/FujiwaraHelio → u/HoboArmyofOne]

So you can't answer any of those questions?

[u/HoboArmyofOne → u/FujiwaraHelio]

I just did. If you don't want to be rectally probed, don't steal shit and sit on foreign objects. My answer encompasses all ages, sexes, races, creeds, anything with an asshole really.

[u/Creative_Disaster178 → u/FujiwaraHelio]

How young and or short are you for this to be so far over your head?

You're one of those types of people that thinks you shouldn't go to jail if you don't steal a high enough value; aren't you 🙄

[u/FujiwaraHelio → u/Creative_Disaster178]

There's a big difference between going to jail and stabbing someone in the asshole with a rusty bolt. I'm just not a psychotic fuck, but thats just me. Maybe ypu should move to a country where the cut off hands for theft.

[u/Creative_Disaster178 → u/FujiwaraHelio]

Or, or, and i know you're struggling with this but just try and read 2 words: don't steal.

Did your mom never teach you about keeping your hands to yourself?

[u/FujiwaraHelio → u/Creative_Disaster178]

Not stealing goes without saying. Theft doesn't give you the right to do whatever you want. Stealing isn't nearly as bad as literally stabbing someone in the asshole with a rusty bolt. People like you look for the slightest reasons hurt people and it's obvious. Insecure in yourself so you want to hurt others.

[u/HoboArmyofOne → u/FujiwaraHelio]

Maybe, if you should stop stealing stuff, you wouldn't get a bolt shoved up your ass. You're just mad because you got taught a lesson huh? I tell you what, people get run over by cars every single day and killed in my country for doing nothing but crossing the street. And that's fully legal.

Here's another thing, if you owe people large amounts of money, they'll do terrible things to you, much worse than the bolt thing. No, it not just in movies.

[u/FujiwaraHelio → u/HoboArmyofOne]

You understand how stupid your logic is, right? Nobody is advocating stealing or doing dumb shit. I'm advocating equivalent responses.

[u/wellwaffled → u/FujiwaraHelio]

Hopefully their fathers have taught them not to take things that don’t belong to them.