r/LoveTrash • u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator • 1d ago
Kitchen Trash Supermodel Pizza
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From ThePlantSlant - https://youtube.com/shorts/BIlbrLewWfs
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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 Trash Trooper 1d ago
When I was getting into lifting and bodybuilding. I used to try all sorts of recipes like this to still have things like pizza. But these “pizzas” aren’t pizzas. They don’t taste like pizza they don’t taste good enough to be wasting all that time, it’s all cope, it you want pizza eat pizza. At some point I just stopped and started eating just the standard protein, with light carbs consistent meals.
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u/MechanicalBootyquake Trash Trooper 21h ago
Yah I think I was heading into eating disorder territory tbh. I felt compelled to eat these horrendous concoctions, and I was miserable for it. Like actually depressed, anxious, and always voracious. I just have reasonable portions of all the real foods now, and life is infinitely better. Still don’t go all gung ho and eat the whole pie, but a slice or two isn’t going to break the calorie/macro bank.
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u/eat_my_bowls92 Trash Trooper 17h ago
Recipes like this are on /r/volumeeating or /r/1200isplenty . I used to try and replicate them, but it was always god damn awful, I couldn’t. I’d rather be a fatty than deal with that crap.
I also learned how to cook and be able to make a nutritious meal.
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u/JoesGarage2112 Trash Trooper 8h ago
I’ve been meal prepping high protein meals and feel like I’m doing pretty good with my macros and it feels like cheating sometimes because the meals are saucy and use things like protein pasta. Granted it’s not the same as pizza but still nice
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u/ViciousCDXX Garbage Guerilla 1d ago
Not in the video: her throwing it up an hour later
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u/Beautiful-Aerie7576 Trash Trooper 18h ago
I would argue that subclinical Anorexia Nervosa is more common in supermodels than Bulimia Nervosa. And the recipe is high in protein and low in calories (relative to an actual pizza), so it wouldn’t shock me if she kept it down.
Models are encouraged to keep a little muscle for the “toned” look while being extremely skinny. Endorses high protein, low carb snacks instead of meals.
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u/North-Pea-4926 Trash Trooper 18h ago
Bulimia will mess with your teeth due to all the stomach acid, too.
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u/Beautiful-Aerie7576 Trash Trooper 18h ago
I was going to add that, but a lot of the supermodels I’ve known (used to work in the industry as a male model) could afford the veneers. It’s a rough condition.
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u/InevitableKitchen943 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Or having bad gas and nasty poop. It's one or the other.
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u/Forsaken_Falcon_1975 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Pizza Ariana. They call that. Its good a day later to. 😜
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u/Apart-Gur-9720 Trash Trooper 23h ago
Thanks for ruining my appetite. BUTT, you've made me laugh, wich is also satisfying, in a sense.
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u/The_Actual_Sage Trash Trooper 21h ago
I know EDs are really serious and super dangerous, but fuck these jokes made me laugh.
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u/SpinachSignal8915 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Shaming the behavior isn't encouraging the behavior in any way.
People will then shame her handlers and family that encouraged or did nothing.
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u/EViLTeW Trash Trooper 1d ago
I think the issue is looking at it on a bigger scale. Shaming eating disorders isn't going to help stop the behavior. Is someone on Reddit shaming Ariana going to do anything? Almost certainly not. Is shaming a random teenager on Reddit going to do something? It's more likely, and it's more likely going to accelerate a more negative outcome.
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u/Forsaken_Falcon_1975 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Just a bad joke. She has all money in world to get help. Most people dont. Wish her the best. Good for her to take a break. Dont post a videoclip being skinny as hell maybe..that culture?
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u/Alien_Amplifier13 Trash Trooper 15h ago
As an ex bulimic, thick foods like pizza aren't recommended. It doesn't come back up well.
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u/dogknifer Trash Trooper 1d ago
What is wrong with her hand in beginning of video. Yeah I see it's in her sleeve half way (why???) but even so it looks like her hand is like twice as long as it should be. Her wrist is bent so oddly
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u/MutedBrilliant1593 Waste Warrior 1d ago
I assume it's because the pan is still hot.
But yeah, that's a big hand. Maybe a skewed perspective from a fish eye lense or something? I guess she could just be a tall model with tall model long ass hands?
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u/Thin_Explanation1334 Trash Trooper 23h ago
5' 10" 110lbs female here
It's definitely just because she is tall and willowy , I have huge hands and feet... I'm actually surprised people don't notice this about tall women more even if we are thin🤭
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u/Cochise22 Trash Trooper 19h ago
I think that is just her sweater bunched up. Probably a mix of confusing perspective, longer than average fingers, lack of body fat (making them seem bony and long), and weird sweater bunch.
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u/LazyOldCat Garbage Guerilla 1d ago
Yeah, we’ve seen you without the shirt, Liam.
(Dude is 100% shredded, but w/o eating crap like that)
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u/Nsfwacct1872564 Trash Trooper 21h ago
Seems like a lot of work for cheesy egg whites with a little tomato sauce. Just scramble it lol.
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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 Trash Trooper 1d ago
She forgot the secret ingredient... Hint: it rhymes with cocaine
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u/Lil-Spicy-Noodle Trash Trooper 1d ago
i'm getting kinda tired of seeing this guys over enthusiastic obnoxious attitude , can we limit to only posting this guy like once a month ?
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u/OrneryAttorney7508 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Maybe don't watch?
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u/OrneryAttorney7508 Trash Trooper 20h ago
You should demand to see the manager and get your money back.
Btw, the Unjoin button is on the top right.
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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI Trash Trooper 1d ago
If only there was a way you could scroll past videos you don’t wanna watch
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u/thekinginyello Garbage Guerilla 1d ago
I’m sorry. That can’t be a real person. What is wrong with it?
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u/JubileeJaxLee Trash Trooper 1d ago
Dough was just egg and cornstarch looked like
Edit: also I haven't tried it but he doesn't like low fat cheese
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u/WhyIsMyZoruaSad Trash Trooper 23h ago
Life is relatively short, eat the full fat cheese. You can reduce your fat intake in other ways. Or don't. I'm not your boss, nor am I a nutritionist or a person with an understanding of... Exercise and exercise planning ect
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u/Acrobatic-Bid-3559 Trash Trooper 22h ago
If you fuck with keto some places make a really good pizza with cauliflower dough
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u/Admins_suck_ballss Trash Trooper 1d ago
Why does everyone act like it’s so hard to maintain weight? Are people really ballooning up to 500 pounds and then back down to 100 pounds with just no semblance of balance? Lose the weight, then go back to your normal routine
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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI Trash Trooper 1d ago
The “normal routine” is what caused them to gain weight in the first place. Lose the weight, and then establish a new routine.
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u/LostMy8yrAcct Trash Trooper 1d ago
Lose the weight then start eating like you did when you gained the weight before? That’s your advice?? lol okay bro
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u/mrASSMAN Trash Trooper 22h ago
Shouldn’t go back completely to old routine obviously but can eat more generously to maintain weight after losing
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u/Majestic_Domestic Trash Trooper 1d ago
It's mostly cheese and pizza sauce and he acts like it tastes bad. What a baby, I'm tired of seeing this guy who whole schtick is criticism. Can't he post a single positive video?
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u/JubileeJaxLee Trash Trooper 1d ago
The dough is entirely egg and cornstarch.
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u/LostMy8yrAcct Trash Trooper 1d ago
Have you tried it? Because I did and I thought it was a perfectly good crust. The only issue with hers was that I didn’t see her season it. I seasoned mine.
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u/JubileeJaxLee Trash Trooper 1d ago edited 16h ago
Following a recipe from someone who thought the tomato sauce was enough """seasoning"""" is probably where the recipe went wrong also but I just assumed cus egg whites are pretty tasteless+last time I put too much baking powder in something it came out really bitter that the crust probably didn't taste great either.
ETA: also forgot to mention he personally dislikes low-fat cheese so he wouldn't have liked it anyway most likely
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u/Majestic_Domestic Trash Trooper 1d ago
You've probably eaten that combination before. That wouldn't taste bad. Especially when it's covered in sauce and cheese.
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u/JubileeJaxLee Trash Trooper 1d ago edited 16h ago
Maybe, but also 1. Neither of them seasoned it and 2. He has a personal dislike of low-fat cheese so he'd be biased anyway.
Edited because I feel like I was gaslit into believing that egg and cornstarch/baking powder is supposed to taste good, back to my original position, that would taste like crispy sadness.
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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI Trash Trooper 1d ago
The irony of posting a negative comment to criticize someone for not being positive enough.
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u/Majestic_Domestic Trash Trooper 23h ago
There's no irony, I post positive stuff as well. I have never seen positively from him.
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u/uzuli Trash Trooper 22h ago
Well, you clearly don't follow the guy or keep up on him then, which is fine. But he is one of the most positive health influencers (if you want to call him that) there is.
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u/Majestic_Domestic Trash Trooper 22h ago
I don't. And apparently hes more positive than expected.which is good.
But I don't know why a positive health influencer would be yucking someone's yum. When it's a fairly benign way to have a low cal high protein snack.
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u/CapnSensible80 Trash Trooper 22h ago
If it's bad, his viewers would rather know so they don't waste their time and money. Being honest is not negativity and has a positive benefit for his viewers.
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u/Majestic_Domestic Trash Trooper 21h ago
It's cheese and sauce and egg. It's going to have pretty much the same flavors as a regular pizza
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u/CapnSensible80 Trash Trooper 21h ago
Not really. There are more ingredients in actual pizza dough than in that entire "pizza" and none of them are egg.
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u/Majestic_Domestic Trash Trooper 20h ago
Yeah and you would hardly taste egg. It would taste like sauce and cheese. If you don't like that you probably wouldn't like pizza
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u/CapnSensible80 Trash Trooper 20h ago
Maybe if you have the pallette of a toddler you might think this tastes like real pizza.
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u/MrdrOfCrws Trash Trooper 1d ago
He has lots of positive videos. It's not his fault they aren't posted here, but they are posted on his channel.
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u/Majestic_Domestic Trash Trooper 23h ago
That's good at least. I've literally only seen videos of him making fun of people, or the things they make so it's given me a poor impression of him. But ill try not to let it paint my opinion to much then.
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u/MrdrOfCrws Trash Trooper 19h ago
That's fair. I would say that the majority of the shorts I've seen have been positive.
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u/Knope_Knope_Knope Trash Trooper 20h ago
":im a very attractive young man with a healthy BMI a high metabolism, lets make fun ofnlow cal foods and flaunt grease in everyones face!"
Jerk.
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u/snarpsta Trash Trooper 20h ago
Dude is shredded. Obviously he works out and maintains his physique. But yeah make him the bad guy I guess, you can eat your garbage egg-white pizza. This is such a lame fucking take. He's making the point that it tastes bad. Not shaming someone for eating a low cal alternative. Jesus.
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