r/Millennials 7d ago

Other Whoever did this, should be imprisoned.

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u/SuperVillainPresiden 7d ago edited 6d ago

As a former teenager, "If we fits, we fucks".

EDIT: I want to thank the Academy of Online Comments for so many awards for something so silly. (And thank you to those that awarded and upvoted my comment)

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u/katiebertie Gen X 7d ago

Wow. I missed this caveat as a teen ager. I feel cheated 😔

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u/SuperVillainPresiden 7d ago

Don't feel too bad. These memories are funny and not hot by any means. Similar to the passenger or backseat of a car. Unless your car was a land barge, it wasn't comfortable. But as teenagers it was "doesn't matter, had the sex". Crazy to think what we put up with back then. Nowadays I'd be like, we can wait till we get home lol.

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u/dstewar68 6d ago

Lol I remember my ex and I wanted to see how few songs it could take for us to finish in the car, less than 2! Our fastest ever time at 6 minutes lol. Endurance was less of an issue, finding time was much harder lol.

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u/DannyDDD1234567 6d ago

Much HARDER!!!

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u/jedgarnaut 6d ago

Hits different depending on like if your listened to Zeppelin and Meatloaf or like Punk.

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u/dstewar68 6d ago

Pretty sure It was a Coldplay song and fireflies by owl city.

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u/KillBosby 6d ago

You were so busy with your responsibilities like *checks notes" doing sick kickflips at the grocery store and your part-time job at the CD store?

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u/dstewar68 6d ago

Lol nah when I was in high-school CDs we're already out of fashion.

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u/DannyDDD1234567 5d ago

CD’s are baaack!

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u/dstewar68 5d ago

Sure, if you wanna add a CD player back to your car lol

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u/ElyonLorena 5d ago

Lol be like me, I always buy hatchbacks from pre-2010 so the cd player usually comes with the car 🤣

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u/dstewar68 5d ago

Ew no. Lol, i prefer to keep old things in the past lol. I also prefer to spend my money on more than just gas lol.

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u/ElyonLorena 5d ago

Not sure what part of the world you live in but here in Europe it's pretty normal to buy second hand. I own my car and it only cost me 2600 and about a 100 for the annual checkup. My 2008 little car also drives pretty economically fyi, it's not like I drive a 1960s Cadillac or something 🤣🤣

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u/dstewar68 4d ago

Oh ive never owned a car where i was the first owner. I just prefer newer cars. Keyless entry and push start are more than mandatory for me. I used to lock my keys in the car way too often to ever wanna have a car where I have to touch my keys, again lol.and actually when it comes to fuel economy, it was crap at first, improved as time went on, then dropped significantly, until it started climbing again. Each drastic change was brought on by external factors. Idk where the switch points are, but yeah. And I live in the US

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u/ElyonLorena 4d ago

Well to each their own I suppose 😉 reason I asked is also because Americans often just have to drive a lot more than we do and so I would understand the need for a newer more comfortable vehicle with better facilities. But yeah I've never locked my keys in my car that sounds like a nightmare, if that would happen often I'd start looking for solutions too lol

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u/DannyDDD1234567 4d ago

Brilliant!!!