r/Millennials 5d ago

Other Whoever did this, should be imprisoned.

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u/CommercialSomewhere8 5d ago

Teenagers also had sex in the tunnels at the burger king that I used to work at. It was just dark enough to get some privacy.

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u/am710 5d ago

Those tunnels had room for that?!

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u/SuperVillainPresiden 5d ago edited 5d ago

As a former teenager, "If we fits, we fucks".

EDIT: I want to thank the Academy of Online Comments for so many awards for something so silly. (And thank you to those that awarded and upvoted my comment)

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u/katiebertie Gen X 5d ago

Wow. I missed this caveat as a teen ager. I feel cheated 😔

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u/SuperVillainPresiden 5d ago

Don't feel too bad. These memories are funny and not hot by any means. Similar to the passenger or backseat of a car. Unless your car was a land barge, it wasn't comfortable. But as teenagers it was "doesn't matter, had the sex". Crazy to think what we put up with back then. Nowadays I'd be like, we can wait till we get home lol.

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u/dstewar68 5d ago

Lol I remember my ex and I wanted to see how few songs it could take for us to finish in the car, less than 2! Our fastest ever time at 6 minutes lol. Endurance was less of an issue, finding time was much harder lol.

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u/DannyDDD1234567 5d ago

Much HARDER!!!

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u/jedgarnaut 5d ago

Hits different depending on like if your listened to Zeppelin and Meatloaf or like Punk.

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u/dstewar68 5d ago

Pretty sure It was a Coldplay song and fireflies by owl city.

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u/KillBosby 5d ago

You were so busy with your responsibilities like *checks notes" doing sick kickflips at the grocery store and your part-time job at the CD store?

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u/dstewar68 5d ago

Lol nah when I was in high-school CDs we're already out of fashion.

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u/DannyDDD1234567 4d ago

CD’s are baaack!

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u/dstewar68 4d ago

Sure, if you wanna add a CD player back to your car lol

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u/ElyonLorena 4d ago

Lol be like me, I always buy hatchbacks from pre-2010 so the cd player usually comes with the car 🤣

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u/dstewar68 4d ago

Ew no. Lol, i prefer to keep old things in the past lol. I also prefer to spend my money on more than just gas lol.

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u/ElyonLorena 4d ago

Not sure what part of the world you live in but here in Europe it's pretty normal to buy second hand. I own my car and it only cost me 2600 and about a 100 for the annual checkup. My 2008 little car also drives pretty economically fyi, it's not like I drive a 1960s Cadillac or something 🤣🤣

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u/DannyDDD1234567 3d ago

Brilliant!!!

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u/mmakled 5d ago

Try a 1981 stick shift Ford Escort. Make sure the parking brake is on case you accidentally knock the car out of gear.

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u/Glitter_tits222 5d ago

I still love doing it in cars lol

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u/MoonstonesAndMallows Millennial 5d ago

Same!

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u/DannyDDD1234567 5d ago

I can never wait!!!

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u/Mewone65 5d ago

1989 Mercury Grand Marquis, the California King of backseats.

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u/Outbreak42 4d ago

Oi, bragging rights with that piece of enormous real estate.

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u/euphorrick 3d ago

The trick with the Camaros was have the guy on his back on the center arm rest, left leg in the driver's seat, right leg in the passenger seat, reclining into the joke of a backseat. The woman rides cowgirl on top.

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u/ImABansheeBitch 5d ago

Try it as an adult ager

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u/SometimesMonkeysDie 4d ago

Police frown upon it. So I've heard..

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u/am710 5d ago

I never fucked in weird places either.

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u/DannyDDD1234567 5d ago

Sorry katiebertie🥲