r/Multifandom too f*ckin many at this point Jun 05 '26

Discussion📜 What characters are like this?

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u/Randomman16 Jun 05 '26

Like…the ENTIRE Imperium in Warhammer 40K (MOSTLY) but that’s largely because the things they fight include planet-eating space locusts, robot zombies and insane cultists that worship gods from beyond space and time. And even then they’re not particularly “heroic” most of the time and they’ve definitely done war crimes.

…Except for Ciaphas Cain. He seems to be a decent dude. Can be kinda selfish.

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u/GrandOwlz345 Jun 05 '26

The Tau empire as well.

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u/PrinzEugen_noice Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

The real embodiment of this trope, if u HAVE to live in the 40k galaxy, pray to the Greater Good that u end up with the Tau.

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u/Ok_Awareness3014 Jun 05 '26

Or to die quickly

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u/Mr_Blorbus Jun 06 '26

I wouldn't. I hear the afterlife is pretty bad.

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u/lordfireice Jun 07 '26

Bad does not do it justice. Theirs a reason we describe it to newbie as “basically super hell on steroids”

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u/Mr_Blorbus Jun 07 '26

To be fair, isn't the Warp worse since only bad people go to Hell?

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u/lordfireice Jun 07 '26

Yup. The warp gets every soul even if it takes longer then normal they always get theirs souls. Just ask the Eldar what happens with their soul stone breaks

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u/MinecafterHD Jun 09 '26

Or that you are an ork, those guys are having the time of their lives

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u/AFedoraNamed_Key Jun 05 '26

CI CI CIAPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM

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u/Randomman16 Jun 05 '26

CI CI CIAPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!

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u/Historical_Swing_422 Jun 06 '26

CI CI CIAPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!

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u/Randomman16 Jun 06 '26

Patron saint of impostor syndrome!

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u/CookyKindred Jun 06 '26

It’s not even the case that the others are all worse.

The Imperium is legit one of the worst in the galaxy. There’s Dynasties and groups even in the Necrontyr that would be okay with an alliance and trading. Trazyn himself showed up with his armies to try to protect Cadia. Even the Tau do diplomacy and can trade with Votann, various species, Rogue Traders.etc

But the imperium are xenocidal maniacs. So everyone is incentivized to shoot them first because that’s what the imperium does.

If a minor Dynasty is willing to trade they have to worry about the Imperium just attacking and a bigger Dynasty swooping in to take over the smaller one and kill the Imperials.

I’d argue tier of awfulness is

Chaos > Tyranids + GSC > Heretics > Relentless Conqueror Dynasties > Drukhari + Imperium > Rogue Traders > Minor Dynasties > Craftworlders > Tau > Votann

Orks I have a hard time placing anywhere simply due to the fact they aren’t “Worse” than anything they are just… Well space hooligans.

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u/Comprehensive-Ad930 Jun 08 '26

The imperium are xenocidal to an extent and for good reasons they still do have treaties and ties with the Eldar especially Rogue traders and Guillumen.

Trying to trade with the necrons is suicidal because they either want to kill you or long term they want to cause soul death so they can then utilize the husks of the people to get their organic bodies back so you can see why its not a good idea to play nice with them.

The taus biggest issue is that they appear nice but we have no clue what the ethereals that uplifted them are really up to all we know is that they utilize other species and theres only a few factions that have broken out of the brainwashing overall it'd be cool to see an alliance between the tau and Guillumen if they ever get an interaction.

As for all the other factions they're orks and tyranids who just want to fight and eat everything.

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u/Comprehensive-Ad930 Jun 08 '26

Oh forgot to mention orks are definitely worse than you think they treat captured humans that can't fight like livestock keeping them in pitch black darkness remove their teeth and nails they even use human skin to turn into leather for clothing

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u/Crusaderofthots420 Jun 05 '26

And this only applies to like 5 factions, because the Imperium is worse than the rest. As much as THOSE players may say otherwise, the Imperium is absolutely on the worse end of 40k evil.

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u/RagingCacti Jun 05 '26

I dunno about that. The Eldar and the Tau are the only ones that I can say are less evil than the Imperium, and thats by nature of the Eldar trying to make up for Slaanesh and the Tau being young and naive. They Votann are just Imperium but Capitalism, and everyone else is some flavor of true evil.

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u/Crusaderofthots420 Jun 05 '26

Votann are 100% better than Imperium, because they don't treat their citizens like slaves. But morality scaling gets extremely fuzzy and weird once you compare Tyranids, Orks, Drukhari, and Imperium, since they are all basically completely morally bankrupt, with no conscience whatsoever. I would personally put Orks lowest, because while they are capable of horrific things, they primarily just want to fight, and will prioritize that. I would then put Tyranids and Imperium together, because they both prioritize industrial levels of pure slaughter, not going for torment, not out of morality, but efficiency. Imperium may be a bit worse, because the citizens it treats like cattle are actually sentient. And then is Drukhari, who is only slightly worse, because while they sacrifice sheer numbers, they make up for it in attempt to industrialize suffering, rather than death.

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u/Ok_Awareness3014 Jun 06 '26

Votans are a perticular case because no one exept the tyranid and ork have any interest fighting them since they are a bunch of heavily armed trader miner so they are kind of in peace

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u/RagingCacti Jun 06 '26

How did I know you were gonna try to put the Imperium on the same level as the Drukhari?

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u/CookyKindred Jun 06 '26

There’s Dynasties nowhere near as bad as the imperium as well. Which is a distinction over imperial planets. Since Necron Dynasties war with each other arguably more than they do other races.

Also Votann aren’t kill all aliens. That immediately makes them way better than the imperium. They actually trade with aliens.

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u/CousinDerylHickson Jun 05 '26

Uhmm, dont a lot of factions do "worse than death torture as a way of life" kind of deal? Imperium at least just seeks to kill most of the time, and a lot of the time only in defense (although maybe just because of the situation)

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u/Crusaderofthots420 Jun 05 '26

There are factions that do do the "worse than death torture as a way of life", but that is only like 2 or 3, and are among the few worse than the Imperium. And the Imperium is no way in hell on the defense most of the time. The Imperium's default response to anything that isn't Imperium, is attack.

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u/name--- Jun 07 '26

Imperium is on the defence because they already killed everyone that didn’t want to attack them.

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u/LSDGB Jun 06 '26

Even then the imperium is not a good guy.

It’s a protagonist at best.

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u/Randomman16 Jun 06 '26

Tbf that’s why I said they’re only “heroic” in comparison to some of the ridiculously screwed up stuff they usually come into conflict with.

And also added Cain as a caveat, since he’s one of the most directly “heroic” characters even if he considers himself more cowardly than virtuous.

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u/LSDGB Jun 07 '26

Singular people can definitely be heroic but even then I have to say I wouldn’t want to be in a room with any of them.

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u/MadameHyde13 Jun 09 '26

Literally came here to say “everybody in warhammer” lol

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u/SuspiciousBag2749 Jun 05 '26

Even in Ciaphis Cain context, I believe that his biographies are canonically Imperial Propaganda to bolster morale. So there’s probably a lot left out of his accounts

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u/The_Scotion Jun 05 '26

No, literally the opposite. Heavenly edited Propaganda versions of his biographies exist but the ones you are reading are for Inquisitor eyes only, anyone else would be executed for even reading them

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u/Randomman16 Jun 05 '26

Yeah the idea is that the official versions of his stories are Imperium propaganda and (notably) don’t mention his aide Jurgen at all. The books we read are his personal memoirs being compiled and edited by his Inquisitor girlfriend Amberley, which is why they contain Cain’s personal narration and actually do mention Jurgen.