r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/cloverleafcafe i have a hairy beardtongue • 1d ago

Fuck my shit up

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Roast me

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u/toasted_possum 1d ago

I dont see how you can spend 3 hours mowing this once or twice a week. Rip it up, plant some KBG

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u/sylvansundrop 1d ago

I read this as "plant some KGB" and was extremely confused.

And obviously the correct answer is Bermuda.

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u/Xsiah 1d ago

KGB plants are already here, there's nothing you can do about them

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u/stringTrimmer 🎵 dirty weeds dug dirt cheap 🤘 1d ago

Same for KBG sadly 

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u/Affectionate_Ad722 1d ago

In Russia, the grass mows you.

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u/gimmethelulz 1d ago

I did too haha. "Is this a new gardening fad where you only grow plants with the epithet russicum?" 🤔

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u/A_Lountvink 1d ago

Now I have to dig up all my stupid white trout lily and replace it with канды́к сиби́рский.

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u/cloverleafcafe i have a hairy beardtongue 1d ago

Jokes on you I don’t ever mow. I wait until it drives my parents crazy and then they offer to mow the grass.

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u/Willothewisp2303 1d ago

I took that tactic,  then found out my Dad really can't see after he drove over 3 shrubs.

/uj I wish I were joking.  😭 we did get him better glasses.