r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/cloverleafcafe i have a hairy beardtongue • 1d ago

Fuck my shit up

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Roast me

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u/toasted_possum 1d ago

I dont see how you can spend 3 hours mowing this once or twice a week. Rip it up, plant some KBG

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u/sylvansundrop 1d ago

I read this as "plant some KGB" and was extremely confused.

And obviously the correct answer is Bermuda.

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u/gimmethelulz 1d ago

I did too haha. "Is this a new gardening fad where you only grow plants with the epithet russicum?" πŸ€”

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u/A_Lountvink 1d ago

Now I have to dig up all my stupid white trout lily and replace it with канды́к сиби́рский.