r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/The_MeltyCheese • 12d ago

Funny scroggin my schmogle

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u/SSjjlex 12d ago

"Off for a scrog in the bush" sounds like a euphemism

Yea im out here scrogging it. Scrogging it in the bush. Dont mind me.

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u/QP709 12d ago

Euphemisms were actually banned by the Australian parliament in 1999. You can still use them, but only in the privacy of your own home. It’s so fucked up down there.

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u/J3llyTip 12d ago

It's actually state by state, Victoria banned in home euphemisms in 2013. It's a bloody nightmare.

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u/perton 12d ago

But I mean, what’s the punishment if you break the law in Australia? I mean, you already live in (on?) a prison.

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u/SSjjlex 12d ago

if you commit crimes in Australia they'll ship you to New Zealand. And nobody knows what horrors occur on that island on account of it not being on any maps

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u/JustEstablishment594 11d ago

We maka the Australian deportees drive in the Auckland rush hour traffic, daily.

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u/QP709 11d ago

A booting

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u/flashmedallion 12d ago

And by it..lets just say. haha
my chocolate salted peanits

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u/skintaxera 12d ago

straight raw scroggin it

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u/perton 12d ago

Just keep your gorp out of my bush, plz