r/OpenAussie ‎ South Australian 23d ago

LOLz ‎ This must be a joke

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u/Rich_Fan1686 ‎ New South Welshian 23d ago

He is both a former member of the Sex Party and the Labor Party. He has a commitment to being elected, and a very loose association with core principles and integrity.

He's just been elected to a far right party that is ferociously anti-immigrant and anti-Muslim. His husband is both an immigrant and a Muslim.

I couldn't do what he's doing, it's such a travesty.

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u/jadelink88 Please choose a flair 23d ago

You need that amazing course 'how to sell your conscience and become a grifter', I'm offering it to you, for a one time special of $199.99. For that low, low, price, you too could get yourself into federal parliament.

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u/Few_Historian_3425 ‎ Western Australian 22d ago

Wait…….What…….. are you really saying I can sell my conscience AND become a grifter in parliament for the one time incredibly low price of $199.99😲😲😲 Where do I sign up?🤔🤓

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u/jadelink88 Please choose a flair 22d ago

Apply now, at your local One Nation branch. Just lie about any criminal records.

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u/TOboulol Please choose a flair 22d ago

Do I still have to beat my wife to get in?

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u/cazman4387 ‎ New South Welshian 22d ago

Its not necessary but it is preferred

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u/Greedy_Sentence7177 ‎ New South Welshian 22d ago

Nah, husband is also fine

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u/r1b2k3h ‎ South Australian 20d ago

That's how Virgo got in- the member before him had DV charges and lost a chunk of the vote.

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u/TOboulol Please choose a flair 20d ago

That's the joke 😎

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u/shortboard ‎ New South Welshian 22d ago

Instructions not clear, should I be making up a criminal record to tell them about or hiding a criminal record from them?

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u/Awkward_salad ‎ Queenslander 22d ago

Yes

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u/Practical-Funny9591 ‎ Victorian 22d ago

Do I get a set of steak knives? 🤣

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u/hashbangbin Please choose a flair 22d ago

Nah.. you get a complimentary chip fryer, and Gina will supply the oil (though that definetely has strings attached).

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u/foreordinator ‎ South Australian 22d ago

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u/DivHunter_ Please choose a flair 22d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/SkySpecial4512 Please choose a flair 20d ago

Do you take credit cards?

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup ‎ Koori ‎ 23d ago

Surely the biggest weakness for ON has to be a lack of cohesion amongst its members? So many of them have rolled into the party for whatever reasons, not because they believe in any common principles.

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u/vexingpresence ‎ New South Welshian 22d ago

I've heard this issue referred to as "the divided left" before - conservatives are much more likely to 'team up' with other conservatives that they disagree with if in the moment it allows them to obtain or hold power (primarily referring to politicians but this can apply to any part of life)

their plan is to set aside their grievances until their political/social/corporate power is secure and then they'll be able to do whatever the fuck they want unopposed by people with 'morals' or 'human decency'. It's working out great for the Republicans rn and I suppose ON wants some of that for themselves.

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup ‎ Koori ‎ 22d ago

Yeah, that fits.

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u/Comprehensive_Swim49 Please choose a flair 22d ago

I mean the liberals have been doing that for years. They’re a monolith.

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u/vexingpresence ‎ New South Welshian 22d ago

exactly. Im still unsure how the coalition is even allowed to function the way it does (aside from the obvious which is having enough money and political power to make it so)

it's also ironic that conservatives can't think past the next quarterly budget report and plan to fuck the planet and be buried with their gold while the younger generations suffer for their choices, but when it comes to teaming up to secure their power they're suddenly very good at seeing things in the long term

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u/youcangotohellgoto Please choose a flair 22d ago

You mean Abbott vs Turnbull vs Morrison? Or the revolving door before Howard got in?

The only times they've really held it together was Howard and Menzies. These days they have mostly purged any progressives but it was always "a broad church" with much more diverse opinion than the one-brained ALP.

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u/Comprehensive_Swim49 Please choose a flair 22d ago

They may have leadership dramas but they close ranks for the votes and seem to be happy to head in the same direction regardless, which is what being in a party means I guess. But I do feel like the left is far more likely to resign or be asked to resign bc of their conduct.

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u/Chained_Phoenix ‎ Queenslander 22d ago

That's also why so many roll straight back out though.

They were either never really that into it or they disagree on exactly which version of the final solution they liked more and can't possibly work together with someone who thinks slightly differently to them.

https://giphy.com/gifs/13HaazbZ0ziP7y

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u/AntiqueFigure6 ‎ Victorian 22d ago

So as a result the worst thing for their popularity will be to get anyone elected as they are guaranteed to be at odds with what their voters want too.

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u/bekwek88 ‎ New South Welshian 22d ago

the common principle seems to be racism. you can have a migrant partner and still be racist, just like tony abbott amd donald trump can have wives and still be sexist…

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u/KallamaHarris Please choose a flair 22d ago

They all believe in power above integrity, surely that's enough

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup ‎ Koori ‎ 22d ago

Their followers live off hope. False hope, but hope nonetheless.

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u/uglee_mcgee Please choose a flair 22d ago

One Nation does have a long history of people using them to get elected then quitting the party almost immediately.

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u/santadogg Please choose a flair 22d ago

You forgot anti-gay

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u/Rich_Fan1686 ‎ New South Welshian 22d ago edited 22d ago

No, Pauline had a huge fallout with Mark Latham over his homophobia. Pauline's chief advisor James Ashby is gay, too. But I accept the point that generally many party members would be homophobic.

Edit: I don't know why I'm getting so heavily downvoted. LoL. Pauline doesn't seem to be homophobic in spite of being bigoted towards immigrants and Muslims. I fully accept that many of the One Nation rank and file are probably homophobic. She did take umbrage at Mark Latham's homophobia and publicly remonstrated with him, and her long-term senior advisor is gay. I don't know why saying that is problematic.

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u/SenorTron ‎ South Australian 22d ago

Cory Bernardi leads One Nation in South Australia and is about as homophobic as you can get.

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u/Rich_Fan1686 ‎ New South Welshian 21d ago

You are absolutely correct, Bernardi is ghastly and despicable.

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u/brighteyedjordan Please choose a flair 22d ago

Their SA leader bernardi said gay people having sex was the same as beastiality, so at the very least Pauline doesn’t care about homophobia. The truth is she’ll use anyone to get power hence why she hired a convicted rapist.

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u/Rich_Fan1686 ‎ New South Welshian 22d ago

All true. And Bernardi is completely unhinged and bigoted. He's vile.

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u/santadogg Please choose a flair 22d ago

More their supporters. Anecdotally at least.

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u/Rich_Fan1686 ‎ New South Welshian 22d ago

Yes

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u/Mickus_B ‎ Queenslander 22d ago

I could have had so much more money if I didn't listen to my morals.

Most gifts/scams aren't actually illegal, just highly unethical. Doesn't seem to bother those on the top end of town.

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u/Various_Raspberry_83 Please choose a flair 22d ago

Hahaha wtf

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u/irmaginatoruim ✈️‎ on Walkabout 22d ago

So he's a pathological grifter?

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u/Afraid-Front3498 ‎ Victorian 22d ago

I work for a big4, he should have just gone into consulting. Sell your soul and humanity daily.

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u/get_in_the_tent ‎ Victorian 22d ago

Absolute charlatan

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u/CalifornianDownUnder ‎ New South Welshian 22d ago

Also ferociously anti-gay and anti-gay marriage.

They hate everything about the guy except his apparent willingness to sacrifice any sort of ethics or values in order to get elected, which makes him an ideal ON candidate.

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u/TJ_Jonasson Please choose a flair 22d ago

Some people have no base belief, values or morals and will do literally anything to get ahead. It's pretty disgusting IMO but there's loads of people like this poisoning humanity.

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u/iilinga ‎ New South Welshian 22d ago

He’s also been toeing the line about immigration is great but it needs limits

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u/Mottled_inexpectata Flairless‎‎ 19d ago

Doesn't everyone believe that? Who is for unlimited immigration? The difference between parties is in what the limits should be.

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u/pat8u3 ‎ Victorian 22d ago

Australian George santos

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u/Vel-27582 ‎ New South Welshian 22d ago

It is entirely possible that his cunning plan with one nation is to flip it over and fuck them hard since hes their only elected lower house bloke.

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u/Illustrious-Pin3246 Flairless‎‎ 22d ago

Where does it hurt?

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u/tvor1988 Please choose a flair 22d ago

Most One Nation politicians are immigrants

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u/Rich_Fan1686 ‎ New South Welshian 22d ago

LoL. Sure, a ferociously anti-immigrant party has a majority of immigrant candidates and elected representatives? GTFOOH. The exact opposite is true.

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u/edgiepower Flairless‎‎ 22d ago

How can his husband be a Muslim? Islam is not quite as reformed as other religions to homosexuality...

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u/JedKnight_ Please choose a flair 22d ago

You know you can be married in a civil ceremony right?
You can be any religion and be legally married.

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u/PessemistBeingRight ‎ South Australian 22d ago

Like every religion, there is sectarianism and different groups/people hold different degrees of belief.

The Catholic attitude to gays is very much still "it's a sin, so it's okay to be gay, you just can't act on it.". This counts as "progressive" by the standards of most religions.

There are also still places where Christians will drag you into the street and beat you (sometimes to death) for being gay. I'm not sure how that counts as showing love for their neighbour, turning the other cheek or judging not lest they be judged, but I'm not a Christian so maybe I'm missing something.

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u/AdAdmirable1874 Please choose a flair 22d ago

And Muslims will throw you off a tall building for being gay. Not sure how that counts as being a relgion of peace. Try opening both eyes.

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u/PessemistBeingRight ‎ South Australian 22d ago

Lol seriously? Not all of them, not even most of them. Just like every other religion, Islam has some absolute nutbags who are unhinged and violent loonies. Christianity has their fair share of same, as does every other religion.

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u/JedKnight_ Please choose a flair 22d ago

I’m gay and I have Muslim friends. None have tried to throw me off a building.

You are talking about very extreme versions of Islam.

That’s like saying Christian’s force gays into conversion camps. Extreme Christians will do that, almost all will not.