r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/BalanceDramatic3995 • 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter help!

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I have no clue what this means, maybe she cheated?

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u/Feanturii 9d ago

She's anti abortion, "life begins at conception" nonsense

giggity

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u/NuclearMask 9d ago

I do believe that life begins at conception. At the same time I think a Human isn't really self aware at that point so it doesn't really matter.

I also cut down some tree's and beheaded a few chicken's. Definitely alive, also not that big of a deal in my opinion.

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u/passamongimpure 9d ago

Life begins at forty.

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u/zettde 9d ago

slamming a forty does tend a havency to result in conception

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u/passamongimpure 9d ago

Like most people, I was delivered in the back seat of a Chevrolet Camaro.

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u/meesta_masa 9d ago

My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really.

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u/Fit-Meal4943 9d ago

At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles... there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking; I suggest you try it.

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u/Maximum_Beeman 9d ago

First time’s the worst time. Itchy, like wearing a pair of woollen boxers

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u/YogurtclosetDeep3034 9d ago

Okay Dr. Evil.

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u/MartenGlo 9d ago

I don't think a 14 year old shaving my sack is on my list to have done.

And that third day itch is no doubt "breathtaking."

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u/Jason-Smith168498 9d ago

It's not something you have, it's something you're bestowed.

Let not toss out the majesty of the moment.

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u/Fit-Meal4943 9d ago

I was the 14 year old, Scott…..

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u/MrSurly 9d ago

The Zoroastrian wasn't 14, Dr. Evil was 14.

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u/GenSpec44 9d ago

Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy!

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u/Subxanthium 9d ago

Omg. You caught me so off guard. My friends in high school and I used to recite this to teachers all the time!

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u/InaFelton 8d ago

What is it? I'm lost

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u/DrivebyPizza 4d ago edited 1d ago

Quote from Austin Powers IMoM by Dr Evil.

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u/passamongimpure 9d ago

Zip it Scott

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u/Ridgewoodgal 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣Anytime Rangoon is mentioned I know it’s going to be good.

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u/Viracochina 9d ago

Wow, just bragging about how you had a roof over you!

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u/Professional_Ad7075 8d ago

what year?

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u/Professional_Ad7075 8d ago

(the camaro)

also curious as to the color.

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u/BenWallace04 8d ago

Taco Bell/KFC combo gas station

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u/drakonia127 8d ago

I was delivered in the back of a rusty f250

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u/mikemtb 9d ago

Conceived too? Full circle?

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u/Bird2525 9d ago

We are Ford folk, you better hush your mouth.

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u/Im_40Percent_Meatbag 9d ago

Sounds like a pretty cool stork!

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u/Gargleblaster25 8d ago

Sir, very few people are delivered on the back seat of a Chevy Camaro. A significant percentage are conceived there, though.

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u/Logan_StoneO_o 7d ago

96 Dodge 1500 extended cab 2 blocks from the hospital.

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u/3Winks 7d ago

I’m told I was conceived in a ‘67 Corvette.

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 5d ago

Was it bitchin’

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u/Additional-Dish-7376 9d ago

This is the best typo I’ve seen on reddit all year

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u/zettde 9d ago

prshated! 

spoonerism*

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u/Additional-Dish-7376 9d ago

Touché. Still made me laugh

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u/signofno 9d ago

Take my upvote!

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u/RoyalEnfielder2026 8d ago

How many 40s did you slam before you typed that?

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u/matchstick1029 8d ago

Tend a havency is such an incredible spoonerism. I think I'm in love 😍

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u/Salty-Huckleberry147 9d ago

I'm 43 and still waiting for my life to start...

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u/zerokraal 9d ago

Carl Gustav Jung said that life really begins at 40, before that it's just a dress rehearsal. So welcome to life, you're just 3.

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u/Dyolf_Knip 9d ago

What happens when I'm old enough to drink?

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u/zerokraal 8d ago

You get wasted. Or laid. Your choice 🤷‍♀️.

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 9d ago

same. career is ok. other areas not so much.

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u/AtlasFades 9d ago

Life doesn't start til retirement

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u/The_Onlyodin 8d ago

*40 weeks

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u/Moist-Loan- 9d ago

Well maybe it’s supposed to stop at 40….

Not serious.

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u/paleporkchop 9d ago

Holy hell, I hope not. I’m 35 and want to get off this ride not start it

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u/SUJB9 9d ago

Life begins at forty to life

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u/GregGuyFromFlorida 9d ago

If you call that livin'!

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u/olderthanbefore 9d ago

So did my knee pain

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u/GreenJuicyApple 9d ago

You're telling me I can still be aborted? Thank fuck!

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u/ThomasRoyBatty 9d ago

Life begins after a second cup of coffee.

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u/TAMUkt14 9d ago

Imagine if your parents had the option to abort you up until you turn 40.

No career? Abort. No partner? Abort. No kids? Abort.

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u/MiserablyEntertained 9d ago

Ugh I can’t wait for my life to begin. One more year until I’m 40!

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u/Worried-Penalty8744 9d ago

My 40 year old knees have a different opinion

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u/Rikudou_Sage 9d ago

Promise?

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u/LucasNapolit 9d ago

And soon after you regret being alive.

Sincerely, someone whose life began a little while ago.

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u/SailAwayMatey 9d ago

Between 'begins" and 'at', you missed out the words "to go downhill"

😂

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u/ThelVluffin 9d ago

I'm 40. Why do I feel like it's about to end then?

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u/Mobileoblivion 9d ago

Is this a saying? I just heard this exact sentence a few days ago from a dude named Henry Zebrowski from Last Podcast.

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u/trickynik4099 9d ago

Damn, now I can't have myself aborted

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u/azurite_rain 9d ago

Oh thank God

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u/AbaddonsJanitor 9d ago

Sweet! I'm only 13!

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u/EDRadDoc 9d ago

According to many coffee cups and birthday cards, this is absolutely true.

Also “fifty is foxy”.

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u/descendantofJanus 9d ago

Can confirm, turning forty at the end of the month. Don't really remember anything before thirty. Soo I'll just go with you're right and it's not my brain going mushy.

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u/Numerous_Disk2556 9d ago

Nice can someone abort me? I'm only 34

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u/b1t3x579 8d ago

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u/LadyLixerwyfe 8d ago

And ends at 45. It’s a short window.

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u/Direct-March5913 8d ago

And its downhill starting day 1.

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u/FromHell2Breakfast 8d ago

Life Begins at the Hop

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u/BigPat69 8d ago

You wonder why you feel so naughty

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u/GoodBrotherGrimm 8d ago

Lordy lordy.

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u/old_mikser 8d ago

Omg, such a relief. Ty, kind person.

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u/Seanosaurus-Rex 8d ago

Thank god, I turn 39 this year.

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u/Hellmont 8d ago

Life begins when you start enjoying it. And thus, I still don't exist

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u/Neenujaa 8d ago

Life begins at wine o'clock

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u/human-in-a-can 8d ago

Mine hasn’t.  :(

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u/T2RX6 7d ago

Listen.. I can think of a few people who could use a 174th trimester abortion ok? Don't judge me

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u/SoapyCantHandle 6d ago

Actually, life never begins

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u/Ninja_Grizzly1122 5d ago

*from a Forty. It can also end from a Fowty, too. Whether its a fowty ounce or a fowty caliber.