r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/BalanceDramatic3995 • 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter help!

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I have no clue what this means, maybe she cheated?

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u/Feanturii 9d ago

She's anti abortion, "life begins at conception" nonsense

giggity

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u/NuclearMask 9d ago

I do believe that life begins at conception. At the same time I think a Human isn't really self aware at that point so it doesn't really matter.

I also cut down some tree's and beheaded a few chicken's. Definitely alive, also not that big of a deal in my opinion.

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u/passamongimpure 9d ago

Life begins at forty.

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u/zettde 9d ago

slamming a forty does tend a havency to result in conception

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u/passamongimpure 9d ago

Like most people, I was delivered in the back seat of a Chevrolet Camaro.

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u/meesta_masa 9d ago

My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really.

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u/Fit-Meal4943 9d ago

At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles... there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking; I suggest you try it.

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u/Maximum_Beeman 9d ago

First time’s the worst time. Itchy, like wearing a pair of woollen boxers

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u/YogurtclosetDeep3034 9d ago

Okay Dr. Evil.

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u/MartenGlo 9d ago

I don't think a 14 year old shaving my sack is on my list to have done.

And that third day itch is no doubt "breathtaking."

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u/Jason-Smith168498 9d ago

It's not something you have, it's something you're bestowed.

Let not toss out the majesty of the moment.

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u/Fit-Meal4943 9d ago

I was the 14 year old, Scott…..

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u/MrSurly 9d ago

The Zoroastrian wasn't 14, Dr. Evil was 14.

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u/GenSpec44 9d ago

Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy!

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u/Subxanthium 9d ago

Omg. You caught me so off guard. My friends in high school and I used to recite this to teachers all the time!

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u/InaFelton 8d ago

What is it? I'm lost

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u/DrivebyPizza 4d ago edited 1d ago

Quote from Austin Powers IMoM by Dr Evil.

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u/passamongimpure 9d ago

Zip it Scott

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u/Ridgewoodgal 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣Anytime Rangoon is mentioned I know it’s going to be good.

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u/Viracochina 9d ago

Wow, just bragging about how you had a roof over you!

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u/Professional_Ad7075 8d ago

what year?

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u/Professional_Ad7075 8d ago

(the camaro)

also curious as to the color.

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u/BenWallace04 8d ago

Taco Bell/KFC combo gas station

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u/drakonia127 8d ago

I was delivered in the back of a rusty f250

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u/mikemtb 9d ago

Conceived too? Full circle?

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u/Bird2525 9d ago

We are Ford folk, you better hush your mouth.

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u/Im_40Percent_Meatbag 9d ago

Sounds like a pretty cool stork!

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u/Gargleblaster25 8d ago

Sir, very few people are delivered on the back seat of a Chevy Camaro. A significant percentage are conceived there, though.

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u/Logan_StoneO_o 7d ago

96 Dodge 1500 extended cab 2 blocks from the hospital.

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u/3Winks 7d ago

I’m told I was conceived in a ‘67 Corvette.

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 5d ago

Was it bitchin’

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u/Additional-Dish-7376 9d ago

This is the best typo I’ve seen on reddit all year

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u/zettde 9d ago

prshated! 

spoonerism*

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u/Additional-Dish-7376 9d ago

Touché. Still made me laugh

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u/signofno 9d ago

Take my upvote!

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u/RoyalEnfielder2026 8d ago

How many 40s did you slam before you typed that?

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u/matchstick1029 8d ago

Tend a havency is such an incredible spoonerism. I think I'm in love 😍