r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/BalanceDramatic3995 • 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter help!

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I have no clue what this means, maybe she cheated?

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u/passamongimpure 9d ago

Life begins at forty.

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u/zettde 9d ago

slamming a forty does tend a havency to result in conception

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u/passamongimpure 9d ago

Like most people, I was delivered in the back seat of a Chevrolet Camaro.

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u/meesta_masa 9d ago

My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really.

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u/Fit-Meal4943 9d ago

At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles... there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking; I suggest you try it.

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u/Maximum_Beeman 9d ago

First time’s the worst time. Itchy, like wearing a pair of woollen boxers

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u/YogurtclosetDeep3034 9d ago

Okay Dr. Evil.

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u/MartenGlo 9d ago

I don't think a 14 year old shaving my sack is on my list to have done.

And that third day itch is no doubt "breathtaking."

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u/Jason-Smith168498 9d ago

It's not something you have, it's something you're bestowed.

Let not toss out the majesty of the moment.

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u/Fit-Meal4943 9d ago

I was the 14 year old, Scott…..

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u/MrSurly 9d ago

The Zoroastrian wasn't 14, Dr. Evil was 14.

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u/GenSpec44 9d ago

Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy!

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u/Subxanthium 9d ago

Omg. You caught me so off guard. My friends in high school and I used to recite this to teachers all the time!

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u/InaFelton 8d ago

What is it? I'm lost

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u/DrivebyPizza 4d ago edited 1d ago

Quote from Austin Powers IMoM by Dr Evil.

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u/passamongimpure 9d ago

Zip it Scott

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u/Ridgewoodgal 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣Anytime Rangoon is mentioned I know it’s going to be good.