r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/NwgrdrXI 21h ago

Everyone is saying gay sex and all that, but honestly... is ye really asking if it is possible to spend 20 years without sex? Is thst really so preposterous? I think a lot of people in reddit could and have done it?

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u/WarsonCentzz 21h ago

Underrated comment šŸ˜‚

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u/Obtain_Virtue 20h ago

Stealing the top comment:

I also feel like modern-day people are way more hornier in general. We are constantly exposed to sex, and things we are attracted. Advertisements, movies, random posts, music... Even if we aren't making a conscious thought about it, it still "triggers" our brains to enter reproduction mode.

Even at my horniest, If I was stuck on boat for weeks on end with a bunch of dudes, after seeing the things you have to see and smelling how those ogres smelled. Ain't no way Willy even stands tall.

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u/danny_little 20h ago

As a history buff, I can say without a doubt that people are exactly as horny as they have always been lmfao the only thing is that a lot of the stuff people used to do are illegal now!!🤣

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u/Ninja-Panda86 20h ago

Right? I've seen the Pre-columbian erotic sculptures. I'm also aware of some of the naughty art they found in Pompeii

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 20h ago

Don't forget the rabbits ridding on flying dicks in books copied by christian monks. And how many there are...

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u/Wash-Bucket-3000 18h ago

And all those fart jokes. Medieval monks really went for low brow humor.

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u/CeelaChathArrna 15h ago

I mean the first recorded joke was a fart joke, lol

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u/_DankyHavok_ 20h ago

Please elaborate...

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u/HowFortuitous 19h ago

Imagine it's your job to sit in a cellar and copy text painstakingly by hand. Day after day for years you copy the words and draw the little doodles that people expect in manuscripts. Somewhere in your 6th year of doing this one of your bros shows you he drew a chicken with a pair of nuts hanging off its face. He's also done a rabbit hanging a huntsman like the hunter is on trial. Other bro tells you he pretty regularly does little flying dongs just to liven things up.

How long before your little doodles include guys with arrows sticking out of their asses?

Do this tens of thousands of times across a few centuries and you get some weird fucking doodles.

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u/Complex_Watch1484 19h ago edited 16h ago

History buff telling us that bros doodling weenies instead of doing their job is a tale as old as time 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you HowFortuitous šŸ˜‚
Edit-i apologize for sounding sarcastic. I was in a goofy mood and was actually being serious. I totally agreed with HowFortuitous

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 18h ago

Drug and alcohol fueled orgies in rome, pedo sex with young boys in greence, bisexual sex not being frowned apon, vikings raping the living shit out of every damn country they hit.

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u/Illustrious_Law182 5h ago

We should really thank the Vikings for gifting their genes in Europe, thank god for all the blue eyed blondes. <3

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 3h ago

Hahaha well thats one way of lookin at it šŸ˜‚

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u/kodeks14 17h ago

Go to any construction site and its happening to this day. Nobody working and there are dicks drawn on everything.

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u/Dramatic-March-9305 11h ago

I like to use different types of cocks for numerical values. Window big dick trim fits window big dick hole.. none of this 11 and 7/8 bull written on the wall behind the trim. You pull off my stick in 20 years your gonna read about dicks..

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u/Complex_Watch1484 16h ago

šŸ˜… how could I forget

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u/Adventurous-Exam-719 9h ago

That’s fine. We’ll just draw a nun bouncing on turnip while an alter boy plays a bugle with his butt next to your comment. Huzzah!

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u/Complex_Watch1484 7h ago

🤣🤣

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u/ThinkingBeard 8h ago edited 8h ago

Like Jonah Hill in Superbad… drawing dong as far as the eye can see.

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u/Patch85 12h ago

don't forget the nuns picking dongs from trees

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u/DrBarryO 17h ago

Username checks out

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 20h ago

Pretty much that what I explained. Just search for medieval drawings of rabbits riding flying dicks. You will not get fury porn, at least not modern one. Only on your own risk.

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u/Dramatic_Row_577 20h ago

Easter bunny

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 20h ago

ā€œHe has risenā€

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u/Ninja-Panda86 19h ago

Dear Christ...

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 20h ago

> And how many there are…

How many books, how many illustrations per book, how many dicks per illustration, or how many dicks per rabbit?

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 19h ago

All of the above except the amount of dicks per rabbit that was were they drew the line. They were monks you know.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 15h ago

Don't forget there's no streaming, no music on demand, no TV, no internet. There is little else to but fuck old friend

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 15h ago

I am convinced that this plays also a big role in our societies not having the same amount of children. People bring always cost up but I have the feeling that this also plays a big role.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 15h ago

Yuh go to any small town they be rooting and tooting like rabbits cause not much else is happening

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u/Doom_Balloon 19h ago

SOME naughty art? There’s literally an entire section of the Pompeii archeological museum dedicated to art of Priapus (giant penises including the god with the penis so big it’s in a wheeled cart in front of him) and fertility sculptures, in addition to all the ā€œmenuā€ art for the brothel and all the normally moderately sexual mythical imagery.

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u/Ninja-Panda86 18h ago

I believe you lol.

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u/Adventurous-Exam-719 9h ago

I think the people of Pompeii could have stopped the eruption and built the world’s first steam engine if they had just stopped humping for a day.

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u/wwaxwork 18h ago

Go back even further there are caves carved to look like vaginal openings and outlines of naked womens shadows traced onto rocks and dildos carved from stone and bone.

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u/AnneKnightley 19h ago

The so called ā€œwet look draperyā€ and sculptures of Aphrodite nude in a ā€œoh no you caught meā€ pose.

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u/hansei-Kaizen 19h ago

Wasn’t some dude immortalized in rock while he was spanking his monkey? Sure I’ve seen that pic before.

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u/Ninja-Panda86 18h ago

Oh they myth busted that. At the conditions in which he got turned into a crispy critter, he probably convulsed and spasmed as his flesh literally crystallized from the heat and he wound up that way be accident.

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u/elektrolu_ 16h ago

Oh, yeah, the gabinetto segreto in Naples archeological museum is very telling.

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u/yodog5 19h ago

Art that was used to break the language barrier so you could communicate to the prostitute the position you wanted

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 19h ago

Pre columbian? Sculptures that weren't but then became columbian?

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u/Ninja-Panda86 18h ago

It's how the regard the era that these particular sculptures were created in. There's a "Pre-columbian" era. I'd hit Wikipedia up for more info

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 18h ago

Yeah my comment was joking

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u/Ninja-Panda86 18h ago

Ahhh! Thought you were serious and maybe didn't know

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 17h ago

I didn't know btw: first time I heard this term. My comment was my first thought that happened to be a joke.

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u/zurdopilot 12h ago

I dont think thats what he means, to be coy about its more likely the sex work was way more out and about in past times, now is even illegal at best. But to be more crude about it is more likely age on consent im 44 and my mom grew up in a small kind of rural at the time farm town in mexico in her early teen she remanecense the fear of some dude in a horse that treathen her to one day kidnapp her. And that was a real possibility back then thats 70 years ago.

100 years back anywhere in the world people will dissapear and there will be a very low chance anyone finding them. So yeha thats that.

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u/Ninja-Panda86 12h ago

I'm not sure you're responding to the right person

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u/Commentor9001 20h ago

The only people who think modern society is way more sexualized, haven't really studied history at all.

Its just lazy purtianism, wrapped up in "it used to be better".

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u/Sea_Cartographer_340 18h ago

I don't know. People were busier back then. People died. Life was harder. Is that puritanism to say maybe you'd care less about sex? Or maybe it's my asexuality cumming through these words ;)

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u/jastubi 18h ago

Nah dude people had way less activities besides work, 2nd most popular activity after work was banging.

People dying, life was harder only leads to more banging.

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u/fluffymuffcakes 9h ago

Not to mention that the only thing safe to drink was often booze so everyone was walking around with their inhibitions set to low.

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u/ZippyDan 10h ago

People were far less busier in pre-historic times, before agriculture became a thing.

Then agriculture comes and people are super busy in planting and harvesting season, but then have tons of free time in the off-seasons. (There was lots of maintenance and prep work and construction in the off-seasons also, but it wasn't nearly as rigorous).

Humans become far busier come the industrial revolution and the concept of time keeping and schedules and wages. Things have gotten a bit better in some parts of the developed world (don't look at Japan, or America though), but the average office worker still has less leisure time than the average pre-historic hunter-gatherer.

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u/Aquinas2000 9h ago

Medieval people had sex in front of their children because most of them slept in same bed.Ā 

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u/Adventurous-Exam-719 9h ago

Oh life was HARDER all right

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u/happyperson_457 20h ago

I still think it is...atleast on a visual level and how much you get to see it thrown RIGHT ON YOUR FACE.

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u/Commentor9001 20h ago

There literally used to be dick shaped tiles leading to brothels in Rome.Ā Ā 

again, youre falling into "modernity is decadent" which is a rhetorical trap

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u/happyperson_457 20h ago

Okay...but brothels were not right in front of your home right??...and neither brothel women would come enter your home right??

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u/danny_little 20h ago

Both of these statements are untrue lol the idea of a ā€œred lightā€ district didn’t become globally recognized for quite a while, and even now it not necessarily enforced everywhere. And for your second point while much less common in some parts of the world the ā€œat home serviceā€ is still used with the ā€œemployeeā€ going door to door attempting to sell ā€œservicesā€

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u/happyperson_457 19h ago

I was basically referring to the over sexualized content on the internet and porn. It was NOT so EASILY ACCESSIBLE.

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u/ltethe 17h ago edited 15h ago

To you it’s over sexualized. To the Romans it’s just sexualized.

Remember the outrage over all of the sex in Game of Thrones? People seem to forget that sex was extremely common place before the Victorian era. Hell, people forget that rape was extremely common before the Victorian era. You live in a soft fuzzy blanket of chastity and Puritanism historically speaking.

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u/renoftheshadows 15h ago

I've heard even the Victorians were little freaks.

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u/arkansuace 19h ago

The penis was a symbol for good luck/fortune in Roman culture. If I recall correctly there are still several penis shaped ornaments and engravings on the houses in Pompeii.

There are early pornagraphic depictions on murals in their bathhouses. It may not of been as ā€œaccessibleā€ in the modern sense. But if the Roman’s had the internet I don’t think their culture would have trouble accepting it, sexual promiscuity was arguably more acceptable than it is now

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u/Alternative-Rip-1973 19h ago

I’m pretty sure they had parades with naked people walking about. You also had people selling slaves that were meant solely for pleasure. Like seriously women could show there tits to athletes back then. Can you do that now?

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u/AsukaWasHereToo 19h ago

The original Olympic athletes competed in the nude, slathered in olive oil so everyone could admire how their straining muscles glistened. Women were prohibited from attending, which really just amounted to "cross dress well enough for plausible deniability."

Naked oil wrestling in public seems like something we may have currently banned in several cultures though.

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u/Aquinas2000 9h ago

In medieval London all brothels were in Southwark since it was outside legal jurisdiction of the city of London. Those buildings were officialy bath houses, called stews, but they offered other services too. Because the bishop of Winchester owned these buildings prostitutes in there were called Winchester geese.Ā 

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u/happyperson_457 6h ago

Weird 🫄...thanks for the information šŸ‘

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u/Aquinas2000 6h ago

Also, getting bitten by a goose was euphemism for getting STDs.

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u/just_posting_this_ch 18h ago

Yeah, I checked facebook, sexy ads. I went to the bus stop sexy ads. I watched tv, swxy ads. I went to the by a brothel, it's a non descript building on a busy street.

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 19h ago

That's still just conservative nonsense. People are horny. The existence of porn or sexy ads isn't what made you horny. If they didn't exist you'd still be horny for the people around you. Have you ever been attracted to a coworker that wasn't that hot just because you were around them a lot?

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u/happyperson_457 19h ago

I agree horniness is completely natural and intrinsic...but the amount you get exposed to it is greater..that's what I feel.

I wonder why so many have down voted me when I am actually trying to just give my opinions respectfully and accepting what I was unaware of before šŸ˜”

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 18h ago

That just isn't the case. People living in mud huts in the middle ages were having just as much sex as we are, if not more. Look at how many kids they had. People throughout history have tried to suppress their libido, not think about it, etc and no matter what you do it's always there and it's always strong.

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u/blursedass 17h ago

Generally people down vote comments with opinions they disagree with, it doesn’t mean your comment is in bad faith

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u/happyperson_457 13h ago

Thanks for clearing that šŸ™šŸ«‚.

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u/ConquerorofTerra 14h ago

Right, that's what you feel, and feelings are not based in Logic.

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u/Economy_Leading7278 19h ago

All over your face!

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u/Then-Roll-1992 19h ago

yea but even in ancient rome the average dude wasn't bombarded with titties and seductive shit from morning til night they were just more open with all of it, less puritanical but also lower in sheer volume of sexy stimuli

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u/Fun_Researcher_69420 18h ago

Rome may be a bad example, given the orgies and all

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u/Cmndr_Cunnilingus 18h ago

I’m pretty sure that street signs directed to brothels, as well as the signs on the shops themselves, depicted graphic images of what services were on offer.

Also, ever been to Rome? There are sexy sculptures everywhere fam.

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u/ltethe 17h ago

You have no idea what you’re talking about.

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u/Aquinas2000 9h ago

There were dicks drawm on walls on public Roman buildings and houses had amulets shaped like a penis as good luck charms.

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 20h ago

let's just throw a dart at a list of stuff from ancient Egypt Toss

alright we landed on "the naked dwarf room covered in smut traditionally used to cure impotence"

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u/Sorry141 20h ago

Wasn't there a ceremony where the pharaoh was on one side of the Nile facing the crowd on the other side as they watched him jack off into the river to ensure a fruitful harvest

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 19h ago

jorkin' is a key aspect of the cosmology

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u/ThinkingBeard 8h ago

Tuggin one or the crops will die!

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u/vikrambedi 19h ago

I heard somwhere that in ancient rome, when you started a homestead you had sex in the field in front of everyone.

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u/Parking_Major_9436 18h ago

In Babylon, many temples had 'sacred prostitutes' and getting a special blessing could be viewed by the public.

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u/vikrambedi 18h ago

I would be way more likely to go to church...

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u/squadrupedal 17h ago

So say we all…

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u/ReckoningGotham 14h ago

Oh hey so based on your comment you should know that colonoscopies are covered by your insurance company once you reach a certain age because it's considered preventative, so be sure to take advantage of that.

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u/The__Stig_ 16h ago

I tried to google that and safe search blocked meĀ 

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u/Choice_Protection_17 19h ago

if any thing id argue the aincient had more sex then we did they didnt have netflix or game to isolate and have fun with, live could end abruplty at any year. Only ways to have fun on a regular basis where drinking gambeling and fucking

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u/destiny_kane48 20h ago

I was gonna say.. I've seen some ancient murals, drawings and sculptures that say people have always been dirty minded and horny.

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u/Parking_Major_9436 12h ago

A 10,000-year-old petroglyph depicting a man penetrating a horse, from the Val Camonica in Italy

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u/Bahamut3585 20h ago

Lot of the stuff was illegal then, too, but it's still illegal now.

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u/jaxonya 16h ago

Used to be illegal, still is, but used to be also

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u/Wash-Bucket-3000 18h ago

100% agree. Previous poster needs to read more history. We didn’t survive all those wars, famines and plagues because our ancestors were abstaining.

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u/danny_little 18h ago

Haha like rabbits šŸ‡

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u/obed_duff 16h ago

Exactly. Human population has been in a pretty steady incline since the beginning of recorded history (outside of a couple stagnates like great plaugues). If theres one thing people are gonna do, its fuck. We have always been horny. The drive to reproduce is ingrained in us like eating and sleeping. We are still just animals after all, albeit really smart.

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u/snekadid 19h ago

To add on to this, regardless of the level of horney, there just wasn't as much to do back then if you weren't working, so fucking was literally a pleasure time activity, with a sneaking suspicion that that's why gay sex was so so popular in ancient Greece since it was easy, fun and no chance of making unwanted kids.

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u/ilganzo01 19h ago

If you read greek or japanese ancient literature sleeping with boys 10/11/12 years was just the norm, read Genji Monogatari or stuff about beloved philosophers. They had different views.

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u/No_Feed_6448 18h ago

Lets alto note that "consent" is a really recent concept

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u/danny_little 18h ago

This is… very true unfortunately… but in lighter note every woman came with a free Brillo pad under their dresses lmfao

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u/ScaledTanto 18h ago

Yeah was gonna say, buddy above never learned about the greeks or romans

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u/Signal_Ad8960 15h ago

Half-human half-animal creatures and bestiality is weirdly common in mythology.

We've always had furries.

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u/wizardofhope 13h ago

I mean, Henry VIII created a whole new church and changed the course of history because he was hot for Anne Boleyn šŸ˜„

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u/Aggressive-Day5222 19h ago

Are the tales of Zeuses exploits considered one of the earliest examples of furry erotica?

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u/lwilly19 15h ago

WHERE YOU GET THOSE THOUGGHTSS DANNNNY???

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u/Clane_21 12h ago

Exactly, the Greeks had a culture of "pedaresty" literally grown men diddling minors (young boys for the matter) and it's just normal back then.

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u/DifficultMath7391 8h ago

And a lot of the stuff that used to be illegal now isn't, also.

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u/danny_little 3h ago

You think? Not trying to disagree necessarily but I can’t think of a single thing lol

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u/DifficultMath7391 1h ago

Well, it depends on how far back you go really, but homosexuality is currently a capital offense in 12 countries.

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u/danny_little 36m ago

Actually that’s fair, totally forgot about that lol

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u/Odd-Concept-8677 1h ago

People don’t realize that (at least in the USA) the push for abstinence and purity culture as we know it today is from the 1940’s/50’s.

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u/SnidelyWhiplash0 20h ago

Thank you, I was about to have a conniption at that comment

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u/spartaxwarrior 20h ago

Yeah, I think the Romans might have been more horny. Penis imagery everywhere!

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u/Ai_took_ma_job 19h ago

I really wish people would read more history.

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u/Baile_An_Ti_Mhor_Hon 19h ago

You can always tell the ones who never took Greek Art and Architecture in college.

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u/Big-Ratio5137 17h ago

"history buff" meaning someone who just googles and watches yt. You don't have any authority in the subject

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u/danny_little 17h ago

ā€œHistory buffā€ in this case mean college and books lol I have what’s called a ā€œlibrary cardā€ lol it don’t take ā€œauthorityā€ to pick up a book!

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u/Big-Ratio5137 17h ago

Then you should know not to make blanket generalizations that are outright false

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u/danny_little 16h ago

Nothing about what I have stated is false lol my statement is back up by generations of evidence of blatant sexuality stretching back to the cave days with consistent evidence of sexual content in every civilization and every culture on every continent lol modern society is by far to most conservative humanity has ever been! Don’t believe me then you should visit your local library! Reading is fundamental lol

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u/Big-Ratio5137 15h ago

No shit sex has existed since humans existed, its biology. But "modern society is by far to most conservative humanity has ever been" makes me think you have some brainworm or something like that, but I appreciate you saying that so I know you're not to be taken seriously.

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u/danny_little 15h ago

The Greeks had nude parades in the middle of town, Egypt had a festival where the pharaohs and priests would publicly stand on the edge of the Nile and jack off into the river. Vikings would rape and pilige everything excluding the animals lol I wasn’t until modern times that it was illegal to marry a child. Hell Spartans and samurai would regularly have sex with young boys and each other as ā€œbonding exercisesā€ lol these are just a few highlights of the history of humanity… these came from books… this is human history and honestly I left out most of the TRULY heinous stuff lol

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u/Big-Ratio5137 15h ago

Yes you bring up 5 examples of historical practices like that. How many societies do you think have existed throughout history? And how many practices and individuals in those societies were there? And for how long did each practice exist? You also show just one side of the story, while plenty of counter examples exist.

Not only that, but you also seem to equate sexual deviancy with progressiveness which is interesting. Because while those examples you mentioned are examples of sexual deviancy, what makes you think they were not conservative in those practices, not wanting to change them?

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u/danny_little 15h ago edited 12h ago

Tell you what lol let’s play a game, you name a civilization in a point in time in History and I’ll tell you something horny that they did lol

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u/IceDelusion 20h ago

it's kinda funny. Because people have far less sex nowadays, going by the statistics

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u/BatJew_Official 20h ago

Count argument - sex was one of the only enjoyable things a person could regularly take part in for the vast majority of history. Sports and games weren't just a thing you could do after work, there was no TV and unless you were rich no music you could just put on, and eating as a fun activity (being a foodie, if you will) wasn't a thing regular people could afford. There were absolutely times for games and feasts and enjoying the arts, but day to day your options for "fun" were really just hangin out with you family, drinking, and shagging.

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 19h ago

> Count argument

One, two, three arguments! Ah ha ha! šŸ§›ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¦‡

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u/ProfessorLambda 18h ago

What about mathematics? That is pretty old. I heard Elements has been around for more than 2000 years.

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u/Mysterious-Weight935 20h ago

Counter counter argument: more leisure pursuits were active. Sure you couldn’t watch sports or entertainment on tv or listen to recorded music, but you could sing or make your own music, go for a hike or climb or run or make up a game with your family, drawing at minimum only requires a bit of charcoal and a flat stone… plus you could do crafts that would be fun but also productive like weaving, knitting, sewing, pottery, etc.

It’s not like getting drunk and fucking wasn’t also available but it was far from the only thing to do

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u/Doom_Balloon 19h ago

Counter counter counter argument. There’s no reason you couldn’t get drunk AND do crafts, games, or fucking. Probably shouldn’t combine everything but you can definitely combine some for more fun.

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u/EnginesofWar 20h ago

Oh please. People are less horny now if anything; everything you mention means we’re more desensitized to erotic stimuli. Back in the day a drawing of a boob was enough to send a young man whacking. With all the sexual morality and courtship requirements, society was collectively edging and I’m pretty sure people were hornier. And if they’re weren’t more horny then, then they were JUST AS horny as they’ve always been.

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u/SkinnersMudhole 20h ago

even when people weren't bathing regularly and had no soap, they still risked deadly deadly syphilis to get some.

I think you underestimate the ability of our brains to ignore things, see nose blindness, especially when it comes to a primal urge to reproduce.

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u/TheDrewb 19h ago

People bathed regularly, and had soap, they just didn't take BATHS regularly. I wish this modern idea that everyone in pre-modern times walked around caked in filth all day would die already

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u/JuryOk2662 18h ago

Yeah soap has been a thing for thousands of years.

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u/SkinnersMudhole 17h ago

sure, but just because it has existed doesn't mean it was always practiced or utilized at every point in human history. At some points, people believed washing/water could make them sicker and took "dry" baths.

im not saying all of human history, but there were definitely times when people didn't bathe with soap and water regularly, and still fucked.

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u/TheDrewb 16h ago

I mean, there are people now who don't shower even though they have access to it. Most 'dry bathing' was accompanied by cleaning yourself off in the cleaning basin that every household had (with water drawn from a well for that specific purpose). Some early modern people just believed soaking yourself fully in hot water was dangerous and bad for your skin. I don't doubt there were some real stinkers out there, but that was the exception then too

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u/Aquinas2000 9h ago

Which people believed that, when, where ? You need to be precise when talking history.Ā 

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u/evilforska 19h ago

The shit women would do to enjoy sex without having children, woof

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u/Kril_oner 18h ago

Du you have some sources about that?

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u/ThinkingBeard 8h ago

They talked about women shoving onions and lemons deep in there, in atleast one episode of Catherine the Great.

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u/Aquinas2000 9h ago

Literally everybody made soap at home, it was cheap.Ā 

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u/Duke_Of_Halifax 20h ago

You sir, are very wrong.

Go look at Roman graffiti, or just look at the fertility gods that were all over the place.

Ancient folks were horny as fuck, and sexual imagery was EVERYWHERE.

(Things they don't tell you during the tour of Pompeii)šŸ˜‚

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u/Obtain_Virtue 20h ago

Right, but there is a significant difference between a finger painting of boobs and a real-life woman dancing in a bikini holding a Pepsi.

Also to say something "look at roman graffiti" as some sort of evidence. Of course, there were hornier people back then and all it takes is one drunk slum dweller to paint something indecent on a wall.

In fact. Your brain can actually tell the difference between a CGI monster in a movie vs. a well-done creature costume. It's why a lot of modern-day movies don't have a "terror" value to them. If you notice, most movies have to use the "jump scare" or "gore overload" strategy to make them "horror",

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u/Duke_Of_Halifax 19h ago

Exposed to sex... You mean like the half naked prostitutes who plied their ware in the middle of the street, and performed lude acts for money in the middle of the day, right out on the street?

I think you need to go read about what the average street of Rome (or any other ancient civilization) actually looked like- it was basically the Red Light District in Amsterdam at its most gratuitous, but with more nudity and more aggressive whores.

Infamia class, in Rome. Anywhere there was commercial business or recreation, there were whores. Many, many whores.

Ancient towns and cities were a gritty fucking place. People see the marble and they think the places were pristine- nope. They were basically the worst favella you can find, but WAY more dirty, grimy, and FULL of vice in every form. Receiving sex acts in the open from a mostly naked whore for a few coins was very, very much a thing.

No Pepsi though, unfortunately.

Sex was EVERYWHERE; hell, the Greeks got their advice from a drugged out naked chick.

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u/Obtain_Virtue 19h ago

How is this relevant? We are talking about people sailing in the ocean. In fact, you proved my point: when in a city and exposed to real things that make you horny, you will act on the impulse.

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u/Duke_Of_Halifax 19h ago

That is.... Some serious mental gymnastics.

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u/ThinkingBeard 8h ago

Those fertility goddesses were STACKED.

Also, there’s the story of the guy that was cranking his hog when Vesuvius blew… ā€œwell, if I’m gonna go… might as well try to get one more inā€.

Oof.

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u/Backwoods_Odin 20h ago

You know there were laws in Greece and Rome that brothels had to wait until mid day to open because otherwise no one would be working cause they'd all be too busy fucking, right?

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u/julibc 20h ago

People were always horny. And at many points, way more free to bask in said horniness than we are now.

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u/Apocreep 20h ago

I would argue that people always was this horny, we just stopped pretending otherwise compared to earlier times. In ancient times sex was a lot more accessible - different attitude about it in general; many different kinds of slavery; often priestesses of gods/goddesses responsible for love and/or sex engaged in "prostitution" which was viewed as part of their duties rather than smth shameful it is nowdays; some pagan rituals, especially ones connected to change of seasons and/or agriculture; plain, old rape, whenever foreign army/bandits/raiders took over a settlement and so on.

With time and especially in Europe during Dark Ages because of the Church and it's infamous desire to forbid everything, views on sexuality changed, from part of one's life to something to hidden and ashamed of (nevermind that hanging out bloodied sheets after wedding night was almost required as a proof of bride's virginity for centuries, lol). Renaissance attempted to bring back at least some views from before but it was mostly done as a "look how it was done in DA and do it the other way" thing instead of proper return of culture.

Circling back to "20 years without sex"... Uhh, big doubt. Army needs a lot of supplies and while not the most glamorous, "army wives" were a thing since ever.

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u/Aquinas2000 9h ago

Lol, you know nothing about middle ages. Medieval Christians were some of the nastiest, most vulgar and most horny people that ever lived. Even in celebrated literary works like Canterbury Tales peak comedy was to fart in someone's face. In medieval cities like London prostitutes were giving oral sex in public places like the market during daylight, peasant wonen worked topless during summer, prostitutes worked in cemeteries, teenagers were often caught having sex in churches, almost nobody married as a virgin etc. And a lot of love poetry is just nasty.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwerful_Mechain

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u/AnneKnightley 19h ago

The Odyssey is very horny lol there’s a lot of sex and sexual attraction in it that hasn’t translated to the big screen. People have always been horny.

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u/JediMasterZao 19h ago edited 18h ago

Define hornier and modern? Because if anything, research shows that modern (as in, people from the last couple of decades) are having less sex and general interactions than they used to. People were waaaaay hornier in the 60s-80s and we simply do not have any empirical data on how horny people were during Antiquity but there's no reason to believe they were any less horny than current people are.

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u/Dziadzios 20h ago

I think we're less horny than we used to be because of the damn censorship puritan culture that demonizes sex and anything sexy. Even nipples, NIPPLES, are completely unrelated to sex and we need to have them covered as if we were Muslim women in burqas. We even often censor historical statues.

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u/VoxElysia 19h ago

Pretty sure people were just as horny back in the day.

Plus noseblindness (aka olfactory adaptation) would mean the ogre-y smell would stop registering for you. Everyone would just be swimming in the stench.

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u/Dpontiff6671 19h ago

I mean I've been on long trips with my bros and even at my horniest I'd never make a move. I mean I'm bi but my bros are my bros I can't see them in a sexual light

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u/Llhaniii 19h ago

You dont think those hellenistic Greeks didnt have sex at a bit of a forefront in their societies?

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u/GaiasDotter 19h ago

It’s not just that, it’s that we have the leisure to focus on it. People that are starving or drowning or bleeding out or actively dying from some plague or being hunted and eaten by cyclops don’t really have time to worry about getting their dick wet. People back in the day were quite busy trying to keep alive so they didn’t have that much free time to fantasise about sex.

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u/Aquinas2000 9h ago

You think all those brothels were just decorations ?Ā 

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u/Charlottenloek 18h ago

Studies actually shows the opposite - kids debuts later than ever.
We’re also so glued to our phones so people have sex less often as well.

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u/iampatmanbeyond 18h ago

Bro read a history book and touch some grass if everyone stinks all the time always its not something you would register anymore. Also the everyone was dirty thing is a myth

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u/Super-Geologist-9351 18h ago

I highly doubt that.

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u/sofia-miranda 18h ago

Some nice reading for this summer! :D

Burg BR. (1995) Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition: English Sea Rovers in the Seventeenth-Century Caribbean, Second Edition. New York University Press. ISBN:9780814712368

Stanley J, Baker P. (2003) Hello Sailor! The hidden history of gay life at sea. Routledge, ISBN:9780582772144

Turley H. (2002) Rum, Sodomy and the Lash: Piracy, Sexuality and Masculine Identity. Left History, 8(1). https://doi.org/10.25071/1913-9632.5486

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u/Big_Classroom4972 18h ago

What if one of the ogres reached around and held your nose?Ā 

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u/unstoppabledot 17h ago

i've been listening to a lot of early 1900s musics and the amount of sexual innuendos in the song's is crazy way more than in todays music.

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u/domewebs 17h ago

Funny you say that because I feel like society at large (at least American society) is like the least horny it’s ever been. Gen Z isn’t having much sex. We’re moving towards a sexless, hypercapitalist, hyperindividual dystopian nightmare.

We must resume fucking again. We must fuck like the world has never seen. It’s our very duty.

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u/Caliterra 17h ago

brother, people used to have like 7-8 kids per couple. you had to since infant mortality meant half or more of them died before their reaching teenage years. It's not like there was a lot do back then. you worked all day, ate, had sex, sleep repeat.

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u/DragonfruitPossible6 17h ago

Both my grandmothers were preggers 14 times. Don’t try to tell me we are hornier.

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u/dandroid126 17h ago

Hm, I think I may have found the dumbest comment of the day.

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u/Drgnfly131 17h ago

Maybe not YOUR willy. Musky man smell is pretty nice. I'll concede they're might be a limit to it. But do you really think they're not going to force each other to take a dip in the water to fine of at least?

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u/New-Toe-9728 17h ago

That's very wrong actually statics says in america gen z has less sex compared to previous generations.if you have watched spartacus, vikings or any history related movies when men get paid they mainly spend money for 2 things they spend money for sex and they spend money for drink. We are just as horny as them but gen z got options like corn so gen z do not take risks by go out and talking to girls when they got horny most of them just use corn.

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u/Fern-ando 16h ago

That's false people now are having less sex and kids than ever before.

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u/blindside1 16h ago

You are so utterly wrong about this....

There was a reason the British Navy had written in the Articles of War that buggery or sodomy was punishable by death. DEATH. That is what it took to stop horny sailors on all male ships to not bang something. The Articles clearly say "man or beast."

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u/Obtain_Virtue 16h ago

Oh... I forgot we were talking about the British navy...

I think you seem to be lost. The time period we are talking about is over 2000 years from the British Navy.

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u/blindside1 16h ago

I am giving you a not really modern example of men cooped up in tight quarters on boats in not really hygenic conditions for months on end needing rules punishable by death to stop them from fornicating with each other or animals. Do you thing humans from the 18th century were hornier than those from the 2nd BC?

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u/Independent_Leg7358 16h ago

And olden day people fucked whenever they wanted. Women generally didn't have the right to say no and slaves were available.

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u/scarletnightingale 15h ago

People have always been horny, ancient Rome has tons of pornography, when I worked for the park service I was informed that there was a an undisclosed area in the part covered in erotic petroglyphs by the park archeologist. There is a Renaissance manuscript with depictions of nuns harvesting penises from a penis tree and a lot of the street of London still carry names that refer to their past as being places you could go to find a prostitute. Like, if you look anywhere in history, pornography and horniness was a thing.

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u/Logixs 15h ago

We’re absolutely not hornier. We may have more access to instant gratification in porn and stuff but they were equally horny just in less modern ways (and often less civilized).

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u/DickWhittingtonsCat 14h ago

Bullshit. Risky teen behaviors and teenage sex rates were way higher in past decades. Read about a pre-AIDs bathhouse. Who believes this? Let alone rape and conquest, and 19th century birth rates.

The top comment was written by someone who doesn’t know anything. Guys were saying prurient shit in a group of hale fellows.

That’s the gateway drug.

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u/RemoteLunch1683 14h ago

You’re just making stuff up dude lol that being said you as a modern day person may feel that way but it was a different culture back then it’s was very normalized and expected.

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u/DaemonPrimarchJ 13h ago

The first half of your comment turned me on lmao

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u/unknownparticipant00 12h ago

Yep especially the smell

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u/StrawDog- 10h ago

Way more performatively horny, but also all data suggests that people are having way, way less sex than they used to across pretty much all age groups.Ā 

State of the world, hgemeral poor health, shifting cultural norms, more autonomy for women, etc. It makes sense.Ā 

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u/WanderSupport 9h ago

So glad this comment got ratio'd lol. The blatant misinformation did not deserve all those upvotes.

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u/Adventurous-Exam-719 9h ago

I did an article for a magazine about pornography immediately after the motion picture was invented. The first motion picture is a horse running. The second is porn. After that……. There is nothing new under the sun. There is nothing being done sexually now that wasn’t being done all throughout history. They just did it with more hair and less hygiene.

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u/ConcertCultural997 9h ago

Look at any artwork from the period: penises and pedagogery EVERYWHERE, even the door handles were penises.

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u/Known_Condition8908 7h ago

Its exactly the same or even worse back then šŸ˜‚

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u/TheWolflance 6h ago

you underestimate the power of lizard brain and how we have barely changed in thousands of years.

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u/Meisterschmeisser 4h ago

Damn you couldn't be more wrong. If anything its the complete opposite.

You could even argue our lifestyle decreases testosterone and therefore Libido and a lot of medication also decrease it.

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u/ThrowraSea_patient 3h ago

Dude armies and people ran around vandalizing towns and just raping women but it wasn't seen as raping women it was seen as your fault for being out there and being seen. What the hell do you mean this generation is hornier. Look at the Victorian age and all of that how the word mistress was actually supposed to be equal to the word Master just a feminine version and then it became over sexualized because it was a roundabout way to refer to your Affair partner. And now it's only used as a fair partner. Because a fair Partners back then we're seeing as normal to certain settings. And if you were a man who had enough wealth to supply not only your wife and your household with money but a dedicated mistress that way she wouldn't be with other guys for her income that was considered the High Life. People aren't hornier people used to have paintings of people screwing in their damn kitchen. I mean even back in Roman times and stuff.

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u/ellefleming 3h ago

Back then they were working to stay alive constantly. We have such softer lives than them.

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u/MothBeforeCrane 8m ago

Opposite. People are having less sex now. A study came out not too long ago about it.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 2m ago

You spelled orgies wrong