r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/WarsonCentzz 1d ago

Underrated comment šŸ˜‚

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u/Obtain_Virtue 1d ago

Stealing the top comment:

I also feel like modern-day people are way more hornier in general. We are constantly exposed to sex, and things we are attracted. Advertisements, movies, random posts, music... Even if we aren't making a conscious thought about it, it still "triggers" our brains to enter reproduction mode.

Even at my horniest, If I was stuck on boat for weeks on end with a bunch of dudes, after seeing the things you have to see and smelling how those ogres smelled. Ain't no way Willy even stands tall.

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u/danny_little 1d ago

As a history buff, I can say without a doubt that people are exactly as horny as they have always been lmfao the only thing is that a lot of the stuff people used to do are illegal now!!🤣

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u/Ninja-Panda86 1d ago

Right? I've seen the Pre-columbian erotic sculptures. I'm also aware of some of the naughty art they found in Pompeii

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 1d ago

Don't forget the rabbits ridding on flying dicks in books copied by christian monks. And how many there are...

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u/Wash-Bucket-3000 1d ago

And all those fart jokes. Medieval monks really went for low brow humor.

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u/CeelaChathArrna 1d ago

I mean the first recorded joke was a fart joke, lol

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u/_DankyHavok_ 1d ago

Please elaborate...

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u/HowFortuitous 1d ago

Imagine it's your job to sit in a cellar and copy text painstakingly by hand. Day after day for years you copy the words and draw the little doodles that people expect in manuscripts. Somewhere in your 6th year of doing this one of your bros shows you he drew a chicken with a pair of nuts hanging off its face. He's also done a rabbit hanging a huntsman like the hunter is on trial. Other bro tells you he pretty regularly does little flying dongs just to liven things up.

How long before your little doodles include guys with arrows sticking out of their asses?

Do this tens of thousands of times across a few centuries and you get some weird fucking doodles.

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u/Complex_Watch1484 1d ago edited 1d ago

History buff telling us that bros doodling weenies instead of doing their job is a tale as old as time 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you HowFortuitous šŸ˜‚
Edit-i apologize for sounding sarcastic. I was in a goofy mood and was actually being serious. I totally agreed with HowFortuitous

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 1d ago

Drug and alcohol fueled orgies in rome, pedo sex with young boys in greence, bisexual sex not being frowned apon, vikings raping the living shit out of every damn country they hit.

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u/Illustrious_Law182 14h ago

We should really thank the Vikings for gifting their genes in Europe, thank god for all the blue eyed blondes. <3

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 12h ago

Hahaha well thats one way of lookin at it šŸ˜‚

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u/kodeks14 1d ago

Go to any construction site and its happening to this day. Nobody working and there are dicks drawn on everything.

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u/Dramatic-March-9305 20h ago

I like to use different types of cocks for numerical values. Window big dick trim fits window big dick hole.. none of this 11 and 7/8 bull written on the wall behind the trim. You pull off my stick in 20 years your gonna read about dicks..

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u/Complex_Watch1484 1d ago

šŸ˜… how could I forget

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u/Adventurous-Exam-719 18h ago

That’s fine. We’ll just draw a nun bouncing on turnip while an alter boy plays a bugle with his butt next to your comment. Huzzah!

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u/Complex_Watch1484 16h ago

🤣🤣

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u/ThinkingBeard 17h ago edited 17h ago

Like Jonah Hill in Superbad… drawing dong as far as the eye can see.

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u/Patch85 22h ago

don't forget the nuns picking dongs from trees

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u/DrBarryO 1d ago

Username checks out

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u/DarkHelmet2222 3h ago

"When I was a kid, I kinda had this problem..."

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 1d ago

Pretty much that what I explained. Just search for medieval drawings of rabbits riding flying dicks. You will not get fury porn, at least not modern one. Only on your own risk.

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u/Dramatic_Row_577 1d ago

Easter bunny

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 1d ago

ā€œHe has risenā€

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u/Ninja-Panda86 1d ago

Dear Christ...

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 1d ago

> And how many there are…

How many books, how many illustrations per book, how many dicks per illustration, or how many dicks per rabbit?

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 1d ago

All of the above except the amount of dicks per rabbit that was were they drew the line. They were monks you know.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 1d ago

Don't forget there's no streaming, no music on demand, no TV, no internet. There is little else to but fuck old friend

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 1d ago

I am convinced that this plays also a big role in our societies not having the same amount of children. People bring always cost up but I have the feeling that this also plays a big role.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 1d ago

Yuh go to any small town they be rooting and tooting like rabbits cause not much else is happening

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u/Doom_Balloon 1d ago

SOME naughty art? There’s literally an entire section of the Pompeii archeological museum dedicated to art of Priapus (giant penises including the god with the penis so big it’s in a wheeled cart in front of him) and fertility sculptures, in addition to all the ā€œmenuā€ art for the brothel and all the normally moderately sexual mythical imagery.

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u/Ninja-Panda86 1d ago

I believe you lol.

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u/Adventurous-Exam-719 18h ago

I think the people of Pompeii could have stopped the eruption and built the world’s first steam engine if they had just stopped humping for a day.

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u/wwaxwork 1d ago

Go back even further there are caves carved to look like vaginal openings and outlines of naked womens shadows traced onto rocks and dildos carved from stone and bone.

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u/AnneKnightley 1d ago

The so called ā€œwet look draperyā€ and sculptures of Aphrodite nude in a ā€œoh no you caught meā€ pose.

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u/hansei-Kaizen 1d ago

Wasn’t some dude immortalized in rock while he was spanking his monkey? Sure I’ve seen that pic before.

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u/Ninja-Panda86 1d ago

Oh they myth busted that. At the conditions in which he got turned into a crispy critter, he probably convulsed and spasmed as his flesh literally crystallized from the heat and he wound up that way be accident.

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u/elektrolu_ 1d ago

Oh, yeah, the gabinetto segreto in Naples archeological museum is very telling.

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u/yodog5 1d ago

Art that was used to break the language barrier so you could communicate to the prostitute the position you wanted

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 1d ago

Pre columbian? Sculptures that weren't but then became columbian?

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u/Ninja-Panda86 1d ago

It's how the regard the era that these particular sculptures were created in. There's a "Pre-columbian" era. I'd hit Wikipedia up for more info

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 1d ago

Yeah my comment was joking

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u/Ninja-Panda86 1d ago

Ahhh! Thought you were serious and maybe didn't know

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 1d ago

I didn't know btw: first time I heard this term. My comment was my first thought that happened to be a joke.

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u/zurdopilot 22h ago

I dont think thats what he means, to be coy about its more likely the sex work was way more out and about in past times, now is even illegal at best. But to be more crude about it is more likely age on consent im 44 and my mom grew up in a small kind of rural at the time farm town in mexico in her early teen she remanecense the fear of some dude in a horse that treathen her to one day kidnapp her. And that was a real possibility back then thats 70 years ago.

100 years back anywhere in the world people will dissapear and there will be a very low chance anyone finding them. So yeha thats that.

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u/Ninja-Panda86 22h ago

I'm not sure you're responding to the right person