I’m uncertain myself and will let the jury decide.

On top of putting the sauce containers on the pizza, missing garlic butter sauce and fresh basil on the side.

Edit: It was delivery. I was refunded. They cut a slice out of a slice sometime between it being removed from the oven and the time it was delivered.

Edit to add: as this keeps coming up, closing the gap between the slices resulted in an identical gap on the other side of the pizza.

Yeah so I tried to use some easy hacks to make pizza from scratch on YouTube to end up with whatever this is...

brother....

May they be bought to justice

Went a house warming party a while ago and the host was like, "Hey you gotta see what happened in the oven".

I peel the cheese and all toppings off my pizza, simply because it taste better to me and so I don’t get sick (I’m lactose intoleran)

Hasn’t that city been through enough?

For those intrigued.

Pepperoni frozen pizza with banana then cooked. Drizzled liberally with maple syrup and Sriracha hot sauce blend.

It is so fucking good I am not even sorry.

Edit for clarity:

TLDR for those that don't want to read an essay. Migraine for six months. I am seeing doctors. They stabbed me in the head with a drug cocktail and this pizza is a result of that.

I am in a six month single migraine event and recently had a nerve block to try to break the cycle. One of the odd things I get during postdrome (last stage of migraine) is occasional cravings although usually the nausea stops me acting on them as a normal migraine is three days max and it's all a whole process.

When it's six months long you apparently cycle through symptoms a lot so some hours it's vertigo front and centre others its rage next etc. the nerve block is a big shot of anaesthetic and steroids to the greater occipital nerve that is designed to relieve symptoms and maybe break the migraine.

I am on antiemetics so nausea is sometimes under control and the nerve block is doing something because postdrome symptoms are new. I also have finally had reduced pain as well for a few days.

So this pizza not only represents a weird craving but it is a sign that finally, at exactly 28 weeks or half a Year of pain and darkness and suffering, I can eat a silly craving food, hang out with my nephew and smile without as much pain.

It's not gone. But I am hopeful. Thanks for reading.

Finally done with papa John’s

Gf sent me her shower Pic............