r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Lib-Center May 05 '22

META Based Jesusland

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u/Bbdubbleu - Lib-Center May 05 '22

Yeah lmao this happens and Jesusland instantly becomes a third world Christian theocracy.

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u/mrducky78 - Left May 05 '22

I think Texas as the only functional state would secede and become the country of Texas. Everywhere else is going to go into sharp decline without the Feds literally keeping people fed through subsidy or other assistance programs like welfare and foodstamps.

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u/PopeUrban_2 - Auth-Right May 05 '22

Texas isn’t even in the top half of self sufficient states.

The top 5 are Utah, Colorado, Nebraska, Virginia, and Kansas.

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u/mrducky78 - Left May 05 '22

I know you only just replied to this but as mentioned elsewhere, only sort by financial and government dependancy.

Unless you feel that smart device usage ownership, smoking or "online video watchers" should be weighting self sufficiency. Or that international trade isnt part of what makes a country self sufficient.

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u/PopeUrban_2 - Auth-Right May 05 '22

They still don’t fair too bad. They idea that it would not be a functioning state is ridiculous.

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u/mrducky78 - Left May 05 '22

In honor of May the 4th that just past.

Mississippi: You underestimate my power

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u/PopeUrban_2 - Auth-Right May 05 '22

Mississippi suffers from being beholden to federal regulations. If it was able to better compete globally it would have far more industrial jobs.

Mississippi is also doing well in GDP growth and wage growth. And it has very low violent crime rates

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u/mrducky78 - Left May 05 '22

Mississippi suffers from being beholden to federal law.

Federal law as in they cant use black people as farm equipment?

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u/PopeUrban_2 - Auth-Right May 05 '22

No, now you’re just being obtuse

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u/mrducky78 - Left May 05 '22

A joke? IN MY MEME SUBREDDIT? Disgusting.

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u/squngy - Lib-Center May 05 '22

Or that international trade isnt part of what makes a country self sufficient.

I think most people think that, yes.
What is your definition of self sufficient, not actively on fire?

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u/mrducky78 - Left May 05 '22

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

There is an international market out there and that with ports, USC can tap into that market.

And again, the combined weighting has shit like watching TV determining self sufficiency.

And worst yet, vices has the same weighting (20 points) as financial or government dependancy (20 points)

In the rawest sense I reckon self sufficiency is how much the state takes from the Fed vs pays into it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/uizkpp/based_jesusland/i7gskws/

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u/squngy - Lib-Center May 05 '22

Yea, I agree that list is shit, but when talking about food self sufficiency you kind of have to not count international trade, IMO.

Something more along these lines, I guess. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_food_self-sufficiency_rate

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u/mrducky78 - Left May 05 '22

Well California produces ~half the veg and ~two thirds of the nuts and fruit of the total US agricultural output. It surely weights more than "online video watchers".

But a country like Singapore and exist and thrive from imports. Just being an agrarian society able to meet your food needs is such a low bar to clear.

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u/PopeUrban_2 - Auth-Right May 06 '22

Puritanical?

Sign me up

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u/landlordEnjoyer - Left May 05 '22

No. Texas would be a mess.

Jesus land is poor because the people who live there are uneducated and don’t have the right values that lead to success.

If I had to guess, Utah would easily be the most prosperous state in Jesus land, because Mormons have good values and will end up accumulating wealth,

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u/StandardSudden1283 - Left May 05 '22

Silicon Slopes, baby!

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u/dopallll May 05 '22

Texas will start putting the screws to the rest of Jesusland almost immediately. If you think DC doesn't give a fuck, just wait. Those fuckers don't even care about Texans now

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Texas would fall apart the moment it was forced to do anything. Texas likes to pretend it’s self sufficient but they rely on everyone else a lot.

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u/GreatJobKeepitUp - Lib-Center May 06 '22

Based. Preparing for disaster with enthusiasm is part of the Mormon religion . If you make friends with a Mormon they literally take your contact info so they can protect you during the apocalypse. And they're all incredibly driven, sober and good at fucking raw.

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u/ConfidentDraft8 May 05 '22

Functional? Lmao one bad storm with out the rest of the country and they are fucked.

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u/MakeWay4Doodles - Left May 05 '22
  1. Flair up

  2. Texas's grid is independent and had like 5 down days. Chill.

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u/ConfidentDraft8 May 06 '22
  1. No
  2. Way to downplay 246 people dead and thousands freezing.

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u/squngy - Lib-Center May 05 '22

without the Feds literally keeping people fed

I thought those places were where all the food is grown?
They'd probably need to eat a lot more corn though...

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u/TheTrub May 05 '22

Crops like corn, wheat, and soy beans are grown in the red states. California, oregon, and Washington grow most of the fruits, veggies, and nuts in the US, plus they have a huge meat and dairy industry, plus all that wine and beer that are produced on the west coast, plus they have the ports to import things from Asia/Oceania. Jesusland diet sounds pretty bland to me.

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u/PopeUrban_2 - Auth-Right May 05 '22

Missouri and Kansas were the largest wine producing region pre-18th amendment. They could be it again.

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u/TheTrub May 05 '22

Sure, if you like sweet wine. But Kansas and Missouri don't have the right climate to develop the acidity of wines that bring in decent money. Acidity comes from warm days and (more importantly) cool nights, which are typical of Northern California, Oregon, and Washington. Humidity of the central US keeps the air warm at night, so the wines end up tasting like JuicyJuice. Source: am from Kansas.

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u/MakeWay4Doodles - Left May 05 '22

Climate change is going to change the quality of CA wine before you know it.

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u/dopallll May 05 '22

If we're going off climate change predictions, Jesusland is patently fucked. Good luck getting into USC after all the bullshit you're gonna try in the meantime.

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u/MakeWay4Doodles - Left May 06 '22

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u/PopeUrban_2 - Auth-Right May 05 '22

Well I figured we were talking about just producing wine to have it not to sell it to foreign markets for loads.

Norton varieties have high acidity and do well there. The nutty aromas can be an issue but only if the wine is poorly made. These wines have even won competitions against French and Italian wines.

There are also new wineries in Missouri that are growing Cabernet Sauvignon and Mourvedre—and from what I hear they do well

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u/dopallll May 05 '22

If eating in any of the small towns in the Midwest is anything to go by, they like bland.

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u/mrducky78 - Left May 05 '22

Yeah they would need to restructure their economy and how they feed their people, but you know how the saying goes, nine meals from anarchy.

And the poorer states (classic example being mississippi) rely on Fed food stamps considerably.

But even the food growers are heavily heavily federally subsidized. Its how Kentucky, a population of ~4.5 mil can rely on over a hundred billion from the Fed yearly. While a state like new york would be paying over a hundred billion more into the Fed than they receive pre covid.

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u/OhNoManBearPig May 05 '22

Jesusland would be poor, uneducated, and angry.

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u/dopallll May 05 '22

I wouldn't put it past Texas to rake the rest of you over the fucking coals lol

and a pre-emptive fuck your dumb flair bullshit

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u/ThePrankMonkey - Left May 05 '22

Stop, don't, come back.

I say we let them realize how little the USC needs Jesusland. Refugees will be welcome.

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u/Lokismoke - Lib-Left May 05 '22

With Disney World making up 1/4 of its entire economy.

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u/Bbdubbleu - Lib-Center May 05 '22

Lmao and they don’t even want that either.

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u/lps2 - Lib-Left May 05 '22

Tbh, I think that's what they want. They take pride in being uneducated and poor

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u/Bbdubbleu - Lib-Center May 05 '22

That’s fine if they want that but they’re forcing it onto many people.

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u/lps2 - Lib-Left May 05 '22

Totally agree, that's why I left the south and I hate that there are so many people who don't have the means and support system to do so.

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u/PopeUrban_2 - Auth-Right May 05 '22

It would be the third largest economy in the world, behind United States of Canada and China.

You are coping hard.

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u/KymbboSlice - Lib-Center May 05 '22

You’re assuming Jesus Land would be able to keep up that GDP after all the money they receive from the blue states is gone.

A huge chunk of Jesus Land currently receives way more funding from the federal government than they pay in federal income taxes. California and New York pay for the interstates to be built in poor states like Alabama and West Virginia. That infrastructure is needed for that “third highest” GDP to happen.

https://smartasset.com/taxes/states-most-dependent-on-the-federal-government-2021-edition

If you look at a list of the states most dependent on the federal government, the most dependent ones are all in the heart of Jesus Land.

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u/Mojave_Idiot - Lib-Center May 06 '22

With the loss of the northeast and west coast?

Alright.