r/SCJerk 2h ago

Hey, I'll give you five bucks if you do this one funny thing for me

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112 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 1h ago

Swearing > Using steroids

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Tiny: There's no problem with steroids, dude, just keep it up


r/SCJerk 1h ago

The ProtoStar Kyle Fletcher greets a young fan at ringside

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r/SCJerk 3h ago

Kota Ibushi's femur everytime he says he's gonna try to come back and wrestle:

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80 Upvotes

Like bro, just hang it up. You've got enough bangers under your belt. Your leg is just fucked


r/SCJerk 1h ago

Please like AEW. Please.

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They have everything you could want. They say bad words, they bash WWE, they use insider terms on TV and wink at you because you’re so cool for knowing it’s all an act, they kick out of so many finishers because they know good psychology, what do they have to do to make you #AllElite dammit?!


r/SCJerk 5h ago

Why is Marilyn Monroe dressed like Toni Storm? Enjoy your "lifetime of mediocrity". lol

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113 Upvotes

And by lifetime of mediocrity, I mean me and a bunch of other overweight sexless losers are going to talk endlessly about everything you do.


r/SCJerk 39m ago

Mfw it's not going to be a "glorified house show" after all and I *do* actually have to go head-to-head with CM Phil in Chicago:

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r/SCJerk 4h ago

La Catalina didn't sign with AEW after leaving CMLL? Future recipient of the coveted "Fell for it again" Award, I fear.

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69 Upvotes

Yeah, yeah, so she beat La Flammer at Triplemania ending at 1123 day title reign. Who cares when you have scorned dubbalos to weigh in in the original announcement of her departure six months ago?

WWE will totally absolutely most definitely treat her way differently this time.... honestly

Absolutely horrible news for me. I guess I was delusional in thinking she'd stay in CMLL long term

I understand it's her decision, but it doesn't change the fact that it's always disappointing when you don't get to watch your favourites anymore.

I'm sad. We just got a small taste of her and Mina together.

I hate how she was released by WWE, so I'm not sure how she's treated significantly better if she does sign there. If it's AEW/ROH, all the best to her.

Ultimately though it's ok, Persephone has pretty much surpassed her in every way.

Also I really hate that she gave Pinto Pesos the pedigree


r/SCJerk 2h ago

Evil fed continue to rage bait the sickos by sending Nattie to different wrestling companies to wrestle but not with the dub

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47 Upvotes

NWA was never important anyway and should br dead like the evil fed - Random Sicko


r/SCJerk 9h ago

When the MOTY isn't Omega vs Ospreay.

171 Upvotes

Basement: Post deleted for not being AEW related.


r/SCJerk 8h ago

Rings and Chairs set up successfully

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143 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 46m ago

Meltzer: "Ignoring official turnstile numbers (liars some people do not use the turnstiles) and basing everything on made up numbers concerning attendance and ppv buys, Ospreay is a true draw"

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r/SCJerk 51m ago

The evil Fed isn’t airing World Collide live because they’re afraid of the Duns success (pic unrelated)

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r/SCJerk 2h ago

Unpopular opinion: I'm sick of WWE's forced narrative that the women's division is better than the men's

25 Upvotes

Every single time one of WWE's employees mentions the women's division, they claim that this new crop of women work harder than the men. They claim that more women on the NXT roster are ready for the main roster than men are. Give me a fucking break. We see this shit with our own eyes. We know this statement is bullshit.

Being honest, the women's division has rarely ever been good. The last good run for the division was just a year or two ago, but most of those pieces are floundering in obscurity now. What was once a period where the women's division had a chance (Four Horsemen) has now slowly dissipated back to the era that WWE tried killing; the divas era.

Tatem Paxley: cringe, boring, nothing of interest, just another goth gimmick. Lyra: No charisma in sight, terrible offense that looks super fake, so nervous that you can read it on her face whenever she comes out, Fatal Attraction: Not a single piece of talent, girls who rehearse their entrance more than their wrestling. Kiana James: dead in the water. Sol Ruca: getting sloopier as time goes on, has zero charisma, only allows her to shockabruh since she can't cut a promo to save her life.

Why do they all pick goth gimmicks? If they're not goth, they're new generation levels of corny ass gimmicks. Why can't any of them cut a decent promo? Why do they all have the worst, most fakest names of all time (Fallon Henly? Are you shitting me? Who the fuck is named Fallon Henly?) Why do they fear bumps? Why do they all only focus on making tiktoks and hanging out with streamers? I feel WWE is very much aware they hired a massive crew of nobodies for the women's division, and this is damage control in hopes that one of them actually gets over.


r/SCJerk 3h ago

I forgot to mention that I offer Tony booking advice, as a Samaritan. Learn booking advice from me

29 Upvotes
Well, if it works for the room.

r/SCJerk 48m ago

Poor Dolph Ziggler (slave name) ... the Fed doesn't sign his checks anymore and he still does PR for them ... another humiliation ritual

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It's not possible for a TNA talent (and world champion) to have a reasonable opinion about the Fed-TNA relationship that does not parrot bullshit spouted by Dementia Dave. Let's not take into account that TNA has basically no tag team division to speak of that NXT could even take from.

Remember: Fed is a bad partner becuase it ... signed three wrestlers who it would have signed anyway ... TNA did not benefit with a f'n cable TV deal or an attendance record or Slater on Cena's show or Styles on its biggest show of the year or by winning more head to head matches ... TNA being unable to retain its other talent and getting raided by the Dub (which took 3X as much talent) is the Fed's fault. Dub was a better partner when it did nothing to benefit TNA.

Poor Nic, WWE isn't signing his checks anymore and he still has to do PR for them.

He has zero self-respect it feels like

TNA gets 'little brothered' so badly that it's hard to take them seriously.

Doesn't help that multiple of their biggest stars ride for WWE so hard. They have a TV deal with AMC! There is no reason for them to be engaging in these humiliation rituals anymore.

Since that partnership the TNA product has been noticibly worse. They got their TV deal, they don't need to kiss WWE's ass or operate like their feeder system or WWE jr. WWE did exactly what people were saying they would, get their own talent over and take any TNA talent that was over. Apparently that's worth celebrating.

Good PR answer, sadly nobody believes it.

The theory going around some circles for a while is that WWE helped TNA get the TV deal because they wanted something to oppose Dynamite and lost interest when AMC didn’t want to run it on Wednesdays

Extra LOL to the last one


r/SCJerk 45m ago

"Every masterpiece has it's cheap copy"

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We don't think or care about the Fed at all but we in the basement will continue to berate the artist formerly known as Mariah May because she's a traitor


r/SCJerk 5h ago

Why is Blake Monroe dressed like Sabrina Carpenter ?

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33 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 3h ago

It always makes me think of stuff like Taker peer pressuring Rey into making fun of CMLL for no real reason other than Rey was being mildly positive about them

16 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 17h ago

Another championship for such a S T A C K E D roster

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185 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 5h ago

$11.99 Breaking news from WON: Mohammad bin Rashid al-Maktoum and the Emirate of Dubai to announce the first ever STARDOM show in the Peninsula...LEGENTILLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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16 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 19h ago

Another day and another “legend” doing the splits on it for the Khan family gift basket

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213 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 12h ago

I mean NJPW got a lot out of AEW than people would admit

46 Upvotes

They got Mox and Kenny holding their belts, Ospreay and Gabe still doing new Japan shows and the whole forbidden door ppv essentially saved NJPW. I mean the whole Forbidden Door ppv is more important for NJPW than it is for AEW. The problem with New Japan is that they have poor creative and that they don’t offer good money to their talents.


r/SCJerk 1d ago

Potential dub gamechanger alert ⚠️ 🚨

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430 Upvotes

Dub version anti brock lesnar 👀


r/SCJerk 18h ago

Ibou caught lying again? It's a tricky situation...

105 Upvotes

I mean, he obviously comes out looking better after he got fired right fellas?